REVIEWS
Albums
THE ED PALERMO BIG BAND: THE GREAT UN-AMERICAN SONGBOOK: VOLUMES I & II (Cuneiform Records, Rune 435/436)
Track list: Good Morning,
Good Morning/Open Up Said The World At The Door/We Love You/Eleanor
Rigby/Definitely Maybe/As You Said/Larks' Tongues In Aspic, Part Two/21st
Century Schizoid Man/Send Your Son To Die/Edward, The Mad Shirt
Grinder/America-American Idiot/Beggar's Farm/Bitches Crystal/Wreck Of The
Hesperus/Diamond Dust/The Low Spark Of High Heeled Boys/Fire/The Tourist/Don't
Bother Me-Nardis-Don't Bother Me (Reprise)/I Wanna Be Your Man/Good Night.
Following last year’s all-American penned One Child Left Behind and the rise and rise of ol’ Trumpy boy, Ed
Palermo decided to put together this “love
letter to the rockers who ruled the AM and FM airwaves in the 1960s via
successive waves of the British Invasion”. And before anyone else pipes up,
he addresses the inclusion of musics composed by Davis, Bernstein, Armstrong,
Dirnt and Cool in his liners. As for the inclusion of a Radiohead song, it just
fits OK? (Computer says, “Ho!”)
So, no Zappa this time around? Well, quotes from the
maestro abound: Oh No and Aybe Sea in Cream’s As You Said; Oh No
(again) in King Crimson's Larks' Tongues
In Aspic, Part Two; Keep It Greasy
and Hot-Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel in
21st Century Schizoid Man (over a King Kong riff, no less) and Traffic’s The Low Spark Of High Heeled Boys has a Chunga's Revenge backing. And just for
good measure, Napoleon Murphy Brock sings Arthur Brown’s Fire.
So now you want it, right? Well you shoulda anyway as
it’s a blast hearing all these old familiars interpreted so well by this fine
Big Band. Producer Bruce McDaniel handles the bulk of the vocals, though half
of the tunes are instrumental, amply demonstrating what a talent Ed the
lone-arranger is.
Mick Starkey sings the final two ‘Ringo’ songs, and Ed
would have us believe that there’s some relation there. All the way through
there’s some amusing Beatle joke inbetweenies as well as a regally swinging
hidden track that’ll make you chuckle as much as the very English artwork
(overseen by Ed’s ailing sister in her final months - RIP Nancy).
Ed tells me he has “at
least 3 CDs in the can for future release”, so let’s hope for more volumes
in this series. But meantime, how about a UK tour to promote this fabtatsic
album?
ORANGE CLAW HAMMER: COOKS THE BEEF (Clocktower Records, CTCD001)
Track list: Hot
Head/I Love You, You Big Dummy/Click Clack/Ice Rose/Ant Man Bee/When I See
Mommy, I Feel Like A Mummy/When It Blows Its Stacks/Flavor Bud Living-Veteran’s
Day Poppy.
When Edinburgh based improvising quartet Ego Ergo
Aggro played a one-off concert to mark the passing of Beefheart in 2010, they
didn't realise they'd have so much fun. And so, Orange Claw Hammer were born.
This, their first physical release, is sub-titled
‘Takes On The Music Of Captain Beefheart’, in case there is any doubt. Yes, the
band certainly cooks and, like our beloved Muffin Men, they are not a tribute
act so much as interpreters of their idol’s music. The musicianship is
top-notch, with Steve Kettley’s tenor and soprano saxes to the fore. There’s
also some lovely clanging bass throughout, especially at the start of When It Blows Its Stacks, a song which
here builds to a lovely climax. Indeed, both guitars interlock as befits the
Captain’s tunes, and Kettley’s voice is the right side of gruff without being a
Vliet sound-alike.
Nice to see a number of pieces not committed to disc
by either Fast 'N' Bulbous or the reformed (and now sadly defunct) Magic Band,
like Big Dummy, Ant Man Bee and Flavor Bud
Living. And as if to prove they can play this well outside of the studio,
there’s a bonus live track tagged on to the end (Flavor Bud Living-Veteran’s Day Poppy) which makes me even more
excited about seeing them in action at Festival Moo-ah at the end of March.
The only gripe here is that at around 40 minutes, it’s
simply not long enough. More please!
EVIL DICK:
ALL THAT GLISTERS
Track
list: Cat-Cat's Band/All That Glisters I/All That Glisters II/When Car Keys
Go Missing/Drips And Drops/All That Glisters III/All That Glisters IV/What's
Brown And Sticky?/Bicycle Repair Man (Abridged)/All That Glisters V/School
Run/My Friend Tippy/Hat Nap/It's Bin Day/All That Glisters VI.
Anyone
who was at Zappanale in 2011, Festival Moo-ah in 2015, or who has purchased one
of the many Zappa cover CDs I have curated for Cordelia Records will know of
Evil Dick. Everyone else is a total mung bean.
On
this new all-instrumental album of all-original material (saxophonist Dave
Jackson gets co-composer credit on three of the pieces) the schoolboy song
titles of old make way for ones with more mundane domestic concerns. Except
one. And another is a Monty Python character/sketch. But whatever, they're all
still highly very. What larks, Dick!
Cat-Cat's Band reminds me of FZ's less
abstract Jazz From Hell-era
Synclavier toons, which lures you into a false sense of insecurity as you are
expecting some utter madness from Evil, whose semi-serious approach to
composition and improv is never boring. (Or should that be his serious approach
to semi-composition?) The electronic farts, squirts, belches, odd time signatures
and ambient out-there stuff come largely in the six parts that make up the
album's title.
Jackson's
sax honks are taken from extemporisations with Evil on a real drum set (see Car Keys, Bicycle Repair Man and School
Run), and are manipulated elsewhere by Evil who otherwise plays everything
- which is largely keyboard sounding gadgets, computer sequenced drums and some
occasional extreme stunt guitar. Ha!
Drips And Drops and What’s Brown And Sticky? have steadily bonkers rhythms you could
possibly dance to if you were that way entwined. Other tracks reminiscent of
Zappa’s less-meandering Synclavier compositions include Tippy and Bin Day.
Jackson
also contributes to Evil’s version of Son
Of Mr. Green Genes, which is not included here but will be imminently
available from Cordelia and will give you a glimpse of the dazzling sounds that
lurk in All That Glisters.
Imagine
if someone threw The Faust Tapes into
Wolf Harbor. Hit it!
FRANK ZAPPA: THE CRUX OF THE BISCUIT
(Zappa Records, ZR20020) / FRANK ZAPPA FOR PRESIDENT (Zappa Records, ZR20021)
Crux Trax: Cosmik Debris (4:21) / Uncle Remus (Mix
Outtake) (3:59) / Down In De Dew (Alternate Mix) (3:16) / Apostrophe’ (Mix
Outtake) (9:07) / The Story Of “Don’t Eat The Yellow Snow/St. Alphonzo’s
Pancake Breakfast” (3:25) / Don't Eat The Yellow Snow/St. Alphonzo's Pancake
Breakfast (Live) (19:26) / Excentrifugal Forz (Mix Outtake) (1:34) / Energy
Frontier (Take 4) (3:04) / Energy Frontier (Take 6 with Overdubs) (4:15) /
Energy Frontier (Bridge) (8:23) / Cosmik Debris (Basic Tracks - Take 3) (5:11)
/ Don't Eat The Yellow Snow (Basic Tracks - Alternate Take) (2:12) / Nanook
Rubs It (Basic Tracks - Outtake) (0:42) / Nanook Rubs It (Session Outtake)
(0:48) / Frank's Last Words..... (0:16)
Prez: Overture To “Uncle Sam” (15:16) / Brown
Shoes Don't Make It (Remix) (7:27) / Amnerika (Vocal Version) (3:10) / “If I
Was President...” (2:34) / When The Lie's So Big (3:38) / Medieval Ensemble
(6:31) / America The Beautiful (3:27)
“I have no idea what they even are. I’ve heard about them, but I don’t
have anything to do with them. I don’t know what’s on there.” – Dweezil Zappa
The belated 4tieth anniversary of Apostrophe audio documentary features side one of that album as
originally envisaged by Zappa, a live performance from Sydney ‘73 (recorded the
day before Australian Yellow Snow on
the One Shot Deal album), and various
iterations of the piece initially titled Energy
Frontier that Zappa split, edited and released as Apostrophe and Down In De Dew
during his lifetime.
All of the above, plus the stop/starts of Nanook, mean this collection of
alternate mixes and studio outtakes is clearly not an album for newbies. Even
the cover photo used here was ditched by Zappa!
A mystery flautist can be heard on takes 4 and 6 of Energy Frontier, but acoustic bass
player Dave Parlato says, “I don't recall a flute live when we recorded.”
Also includes excellent sleeve notes by the semantic
scrutinizer, Simon Prentis, who also wrote the liners for the Rykodisc Läther CD.
President has been issued in the run-up to the 2016
United States presidential election that sees Ahmet Zappa (now the CEO of Zappa
Records and executor of the ZFT) firmly behind the Democratic Party's nominee,
Hillary Clinton (whose husband FZ used to refer to as ‘Slick Willie’).
This Joe Travers compilation could be seen as a sort
of companion piece to the Zappa assembled Understanding
America, though it is comprised of largely unreleased performances – mostly
on the Synclavier.
Uncle
Sam and Medieval
Ensemble are totally realised on ‘La Machine’, while Napoleon Murphy Brock
sings Amnerika and Zappa tells us
what he would do if he was President over its Synthesized backing.
When
The Lie’s So Big and America The
Beautiful (the final song Zappa would perform live on US soil) come from
the ‘Broadway The Hard Way’ tour, the latter having been previously issued
on 2008's download-only The Frank Zappa AAAFRNAAA Birthday Bundle.
FRANK ZAPPA: ROAD TAPES, VENUE #3
(Vaulternative Records, VR 2016-1)
Track list: Tyrone Start The Tape… (1:59) / King Kong
(3:37) / Wonderful Wino (4:47) / Concentration Moon (2:34) / Mom & Dad
(3:25) / The Air (3:46) / Dog Breath (2:01) / Mother People (2:06) / You Didn’t
Try To Call Me (4:10) / Agon - Interlude (0:36) / Call Any Vegetable (7:59) /
King Kong-Igor’s Boogie (20:25) / It Can’t Happen Here (3:05) / Sharleena
(4:59) / The 23rd “Mondellos” (3:13) / Justine (1:46) / Pound For A Brown
(5:07) / Sleeping In A Jar (3:37) / Sharleena (5:49) / "A Piece Of
Contemporary Music” (7:03) / The Return Of The Hunchback Duke (including:
Little House I Used To Live In, Holiday In Berlin) (10:00) / Cruising For
Burgers (3:44) / Let’s Make The Water Turn Black (1:42) / Harry, You’re A Beast
(1:29) / Oh No-Orange County Lumber Truck (11:01) / Call Any Vegetable (11:29)
/ Mondello’s Revenge (1:46) / The Clap (Chunga’s Revenge) (13:01)
For those reared on the original Flo & Eddie-era
albums, this is a bit of an eye opener in that their parts are more
constricted, allowing the musicians to fly much more. This was before Jeff
Simmons quit and the groupie routines became the norm; hearing the pair sing
many of the original Mothers’ songs is a real treat – especially the with-words
version of Holiday In Berlin.
Like Happy
Together on the Fillmore East
album, Justine is a song previously
performed by Volman and Kaylan (né Kaplan) – but with prototype Turtles, The
Crossfires, in 1963.
The
Nancy & Mary Music on the Chunga's
Revenge album was pieced together from parts of the performances of King Kong/Igor's Boogie and The Clap (Chunga's Revenge), presented
here in their lovely fullness.
Like Carnegie
Hall before it, this album is culled from two shows recorded on the same
day, so some tracks are duplicated.
FRANK ZAPPA: ROXY - THE MOVIE
(SOUNDTRACK) (Zappa Records, EAGDV050/CD)
Track list: Something Terrible Has Happened... (1:19) /
Cosmik Debris (9:54) / Penguin In Bondage (8:22) / T'Mershi Duween (1:56) / The
Dog Breath Variations-Uncle Meat (4:14) / RDNZL (4:51) / Echidna's Arf (Of You)
(3:54) / Don't You Ever Wash That Thing (7:02) / Cheepnis - Percussion (4:08) /
Cheepnis (5:40) / Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzman's Church) (17:32)
The DVD came with this abridged soundtrack CD.
Having released ...By
Proxy the previous year, it is surprising to see songs duplicated here –
but not Village Of The Sun, meaning
that Echidna’s comes in with a jolt,
bereft of its traditional joyous intro/segue. The Proxy rendition of Village
is though inferior without the overdubs present on the Elsewhere album, which may explain its celluloid exclusion.
The Roxy footage of Montana and Dupree's Paradise
shown before ZPZ concerts in 2006 are also omitted from the movie, but never
mind: this is one of Zappa’s finest ensembles and such quibbles pale into
insignificance given the forty year wait.
Cosmik
Debris was still slower than the studio version laid down
several months previous, but this band was adept at tempo changes.
Many were surprised by drummer Ralph Humphrey’s
contribution after Chester Thompson was chosen to join Genesis on the strength
of these shows.
FRANK
ZAPPA: 200 MOTELS – THE SUITES (Zappa Records, ZR 20019)
Track list:
Overture (2:17) / Went On The Road (1:41) / Centerville (2:24) / This
Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (10:15) / The Restaurant Scene (4:23) / Touring
Can Make You Crazy (2:06) / What's The Name Of Your Group? (11:46) / Can I Help
You With This Dummy? (2:33) / The Pleated Gazelle (21:00) / I'm Stealing The
Room (13:44) / Shove It Right In (7:26) / Penis Dimension (9:58) / Finale: Strictly
Genteel (11:14)
We can all argue about the inclusion (and order) of
certain items in the first 100 albums of the Official Discography, but they all
had some direct input by FZ. 200 Motels –
The Suites however – as co-producer Frank Filipetti states in his liner
notes – is entirely “as envisioned by Gail Zappa and Kurt Morgan”.
As well as Ian Underwood (keyboard 1/electric alto
sax) and Scott Thunes (electric bass), the album also features Lou Anne Neill.
Neill, who has been the Los Angeles Philharmonic's principal harpist since
1983, was a part of the Abnuceals Emuukha Electric Symphony Orchestra that can
be heard on Orchestral Favorites and QuAUDIOPHILIAc, and also contributed to Zoot Allures, Zappa In New York and Tinsel
Town Rebellion.
Gail Zappa, who oversaw this production and the one by
the BBC Concert Orchestra/Southbank Sinfonia at London’s Festival Hall six days
later, passed away the month before the album’s release.
VARIOUS ARTISTS:
ZAPPANALE #26 (2015)
Disc
One: Francesco-The Treacherous Torture
Never Stops (Drei vom Rhein)/Something
Is Bleeding (Die Reise)/Advance
Romance-Pygmy Twylyte-Dummy Up-The Message (The Peach Noise Experience
feat. Napoleon Murphy Brock & Mats Öberg)/Fundal-RDNZL (Panzerpappa)/Fünfzig
Arten Schmerz-Doberaner Rennbahnfantasie-Robert Braun-Strandgut-Verarscht (Yellow
Snow Crystals)/Chunga’s Revenge
(String Trash).
Disc
Two: Voodoo Chile (Maos & Wendt)/Phobia-King Kong (Univers Zero)/Prelude To The Afternoon Of A Sexually
Aroused Gas Mask-Since I’ve Been Loving You Crazy Diamond (Inventionis
Mater)/Eat That Question-Crew Slut (ZAPPATiKA
feat. Ike Willis, Denny Walley, Craig ’Twister’ Steward & Jeff Hollie)/I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth-Punky’s
Whips (Frank Out!)/Twenty Small
Cigars-King Kong (Fried Dähn & das Onomatopoeia Perturbation Consort)/Teenage Wind-Take Your Clothes Off When You
Dance-Excentrifugal Forz (Z3 feat. Ed Mann).
Disc
Three: Montana-Blessed Relief (Stefan
Hüfners ¡ZAPPATA!)/Ugly White Folks Funk (Arf
Force One)/Dupree’s Paradise-Andy-Whippin’
Post (Banned From Utopia)/Heavy Duty
Judy (Goodbye Session)/Willie The
Pimp-Dirty Love (Jazzprojekt Hundehagen feat. Stephen Chillemi).
You
were there? Now you can re-live it all with this li'l bundle o' joy. Welcome to
the first proper Zappanale CD release since the smash/flop that I compiled in
2007. After that, the Arf Society felt it wasn’t worth releasing physical discs
anymore because people prefer to copy and share music so much these days. But
now with Amaretto Mick firmly back in the saddle, if fans of the festival snarf
this one up by the bucket-load, then they say there will be another one. Every
year. It's in your hands.
This
one features more alums than ever: Napi! Ikey! Denny! Eddie! Bobby! Ray! Tom!
Albert! Twister! Jeff! (During Inventionis Mater's performance on the Mystery
Stage we get the added bonus of hearing Mr Hollie's saxamaphone from
ZAPPATiKA's soundcheck on the Main Stage!)
Drei
vom Rhein's auto-tuned Treacherous
Torture monster-mash is a highlight of the first disc, as of course is the
mighty Napi with the dynamic Peach Noise and Mats Öberg. Now I’ve been to
Zappanale for the last 15 years and am slightly embarrassed to say I can barely
speak a word of German. Thus it is that the Yellow Snow Crystals’ set is lost
on me. While I’m assured that their amended Zappa lyrics are a hoot, their
delivery of them leaves something to be desired. To these ears, anyway. The
disc closes with album compiler Mick's cheez-trash bass-fest.
Many
peeps were pulling one off last year over Maos & Wendt’s Hendrix tribute,
but I’m afraid that also went over my head – so to speak. As an intro to the
second disc, this small dose is fine. Inventionis Mater do a bit of crowd
conducting during this extract from their Prelude
To The Afternoon Of A Sexually Aroused Gas Mask. ZAPPATiKA's Crew Slut starts at a canter, but breaks
into a glorious gallop during the solos from Denny and Twister. Frank Out! do
great things with two songs not on the Zappa
Spielt Für Bach 2015 CD, while Fried Dähn adds German lyrics to Twenty Small Cigars to pleasing effect.
The Z3 end disc two in grand style: they really are a funky ball of teats –
love the way they sashay their way so effortlessly through any song from any
decade.
Stefan
Hüfners’ guys and doll (the great Mara Minjoli, that is) kick off the final
disc in fine big band style. Before the festival, Denny, Mats, Paul Hubweber
(of The Yellow Snow Crystals) and Amaretto conspired to play a surprise set
together. Unfortunately, it didn't quite pan out as planned, but Mick was able
to quickly assemble an alternate jam band of musical muckers in order to fill
the void. And so, Arf Force One took flight, crashed and burned, never to be
heard again. But we get a mammoth 11½ mins of 'em here. They are followed by
the indisputable highlight of this compilation: the fantastic Banned From
Utopia, with Morgan Ågren on the drum stool this time around. They are joined
by Morgan’s mate Mats on harmonica and keys on a lasciviously lengthy Dupree’s Paradise, which also contains a
wondrous work-out from Tom Fowler on bass. Robbie Mangano and Ray White burn
bright on Andy, and Robert Martin
shows he’s still got it on Whippin’ Post.
Albert Wing shines throughout. The Goodbye Session and Jazzprojekt Hundehagen
round things off in traditional fashion, with me old China Stephen Chillemi
helping out the fired-up ‘house band’ nicely on Dirty Love.
For
those who didn’t attend last year, redeem yo’selfs by buying one of these sets.
Now!
FRANK ZAPPA: DANCE ME THIS
(Zappa
Records, ZR 20018) (Special guest reviewer Arjun von Caemmerer)
Track
list: Dance Me This/Pachuco Gavotte/Wolf
Harbor/Wolf Harbor II/Wolf Harbor III/Wolf Harbor IV/Wolf Harbor V/Goat
Polo/Rykoniki/Piano/Calculus.
One
more time for the world: with the advent of Dance
Me This we can again Twist and Froog in an arrogant gesture to the best of
what the 20th Century had to offer!
Todd
Yvega’s liner notes suggest that Dance Me
This, Zappa’s last completed album, a Synclavier project, melds the
disparate pieces of several unfinished projects. If this sounds like the
coherent mutation that became Lumpy Gravy,
which started out as a ballet but probably didn’t make it, it is: the album is
integrated through differentiated tracks that deftly segue. Not for nothing
does this album end in Calculus…
Like Ship Arriving Too Late To Save A Drowning
Witch this album is stamped with triangles: Anatolii Kuular, Kaigl-Ool
Khovalg and Kondar-Ool Ondar, the trio of Tuvan throat singers whose singing -
welcome to what the Folk’s going on here, a celebration of the Tuvamerican way
of life! - alternates harmonic currents, from the whistling heights of
high-tension wires to low, earthy, deep-throated guttUrals; the three pictured
triangular stamps of Tannu Tuva (denominations of 10, 25 & 2 in KOP, TUG
& RUB); the now-familiar triangular Zappa Family Trust GRAND RIGHTS logo;
the three complementary sets of liner notes that each illumine a different
angle: from Synclavier algorithmist, Todd Yvega, an explication of Calculus that leaves Newton and Leibniz
a third competitor; Ralph Leighton, who having founded Friends of Tuva in 1981
is what he am; and, of course, Gail Zappa, the real Mother of Invention behind
this labour of love, whose story of a story within a story, triangulates back
to ’93. Read it and weep.
Soaring
over & growling under: the vocals of the title track. And suddenly here
occurs a snippet, slant, all-too-brief, poignant - now you see it, now you
don’t - Zappa’s last actual and lyrical guitar solo.
How do
I know I’m encountering a true, new Frank Zappa album? It resists easy
consumption, not sounding like anything else that issued previously. Like all
of Zappa’s other Synclavier albums, what might sound superficially random or
accidental is not: whatever is in this particular gumbo variation is exactly
what’s meant to be there. First hearings of Wolf
Harbor, Zappa’s five-part invention that makes up over half the album’s
length, again provoked that now not unwelcome dislocation, where initially only
snatches of sound made sense, the entire construct remaining elusive &
opaque until, through immersion and absorption, that magical moment of
coalescence occurred, a sudden coherence which stays fast.
Wolf Harbor, Zappa’s most powerful and
abstract statement on environmental degradation since Outrage At Valdez, bubbles at least nine kinds of industrial
pollution. It is the graduation ceremony for all manner of mutation within the
ultimate solution where, amongst the floating residua of Beat The Reaper and the unhinged creaking of Dio Fa, lapping at the shoreline, we watch them eat. Think Jonestown: disturbing, disquieting;
appallingly funny.
About
this Elixir what else needs be said? The askew and alluring reggae of the
bouncy Pachuco Gavotte could
conceivably be danced to, especially in a zoot suit; Goat Polo is a true rollick!; Rykoniki
sounds loopy, a latter-day and somewhat looser Beltway Bandits; Piano is
bifurcate, as though Ruth is sleeping through the N-Litey nite; and Calculus, a raucous and joyful folk
funeral, a wake, ending awake.
With
the release of this project, dare we anticipate another golden triangle, the
one that would conjoin many little black dots? Zappa introduced many of us to
Boulez and Nagano, who now each have issued their own recordings of the music
of Edgard Varèse. But where is Frank’s?
ZAPPA SPIELT FÜR BACH: THE
STRING TRASH PROJECT AND THE AMERICAN-EUROPEAN MOTHERS OF MUSIC FEAT. NAPOLEON
MURPHY BROCK (SJS Edition Nr. 7)
Track
list: Begrüssung (Dr Ulrike Murmann)/BWV 1022, Sarabande-Sleep Dirt (The
String Trash Project)/Chunga's
Armageddon-The Lord's Prayer- Uncle Meat- Gymnopédie #1-Aybe Sea-My Time Of
Day- Gymnopédie #2-Rdnzl-Pavane-My Ship-Concerto Nr.3,D-Dur, Allegro, BWV
1054-Pure Imagination-Chunga's Armageddon (American-European Mothers Of
Music).
As
some of you will know, the Zappanale festival has on occasion been preceded by
a concert at the St Katharinen church in the home town of my good friend
Amaretto Mick Zeuner (Hamburg). These have starred Napoleon Murphy Brock and a
band that has gone on to perform in Bad Doberan. I went to the inaugural
concert in 2008 when Bogus Pomp rocked the joint. Sadly, I haven’t made it to
any of the subsequent ones, and it was especially sad that I was unable to
attend last year’s event as Mick himself performed there with his new band,
String Trash Project. I heard mixed reports about the show at Zappanale, but
fortunately we now have this here disc to help us glean what actually
transpired.
After
a brief spoken introduction, we hear what a skilful harpist String Trash’s
Siglinde Koch-Sembdner is as she runs down Bach’s BWV 1022, Sarabande. This is followed by the band’s short
adaptation of Sleep Dirt. Beautiful
stuff. On this evidence, String Trash should go down a treat when they open the
second day of Festival Moo-ah in March.
Next
up to the plate is Napi and his American-European Mothers Of Music performing a
mash-up of Frank’s Chunga’s Revenge
and Wayne Shorter’s Armageddon,
nicely accentuated by Mats Öberg’s funky clavinet. This is followed by Napi’s
first vocal outing proper and something that a few of those present had
problems digesting. Well, a fine singer tackling The Lord’s Prayer in a church doesn’t strike me as at all odd. And
being backed by Siglinde’s wonderful harp and Benoît Moerlen’s marimba makes
for a joyful noise. It’s certainly a far cry from David Bowie’s squirm-inducing
rendition at The Freddie Mercury Tribute Concert.
Uncle Meat follows, with Napi leading on
flute and Mats following him every which way, Satie’s Gymnopédie #1 (the piece introduced to rock audiences in the 70s
via instrumental supergroup Sky - and Rod Argent - that nowadays turns up in TV
ads for bleedin’ Magners) is a lovely drop of music, here with Napoleon’s flute
again to the fore (and on #2 too). We
all know what a great little tune Aybe
Sea is, and AEMOM do it full justice with Mats’ nimble fingers getting a
full work-out.
Frank
Loesser’s My Time Of Day (from Guys And Dolls) and the Weill/Gershwin
composition My Ship are both sung
magnificently by Napoleon, the latter allowing Mats to show off what a great
harmonica player he is. Both pieces sit nicely alongside works by Erik and
Frank and show off Napi’s background in choral groups and light opera.
A
truncated RDNZL has Napi on sax - and
what a doddle that is to perform! The spotlight then switches back to Siglinde
for Bernard Andrès’ haunting Pavane
for harp.
On
paper, Tony Newley’s Pure Imagination
looks a strange selection. But if Primus can get away with it, these guys sure
as hell can!
The
album ends with a reprise of Chunga’s
Armageddon, on which AEMOM are joined by the String Trash boys - Amaretto
hammering his bongos into the dirt.
All in
all, a nice little album you’d be foolish to buy purely for the Zappa pieces.
As Lennon said of the Jäger-Passage: “You should have been there”!
LEX BRONKOWITZ ORCHESTRA PLAYS THE MUSIC OF FRANK ZAPPA: STRICTLY GRAVY
(FZIO 0000 0001)
Track
list: Catholic Fembot/Mr Green
Genes/RDNZL-Inca Roads/Uncle Remus-Easy Meat/Peaches En Regalia/Andy/Big Swifty/Outside
Now.
The
first time ever I saw Lex L. Bronkowitz was on a train from Wismar to Bad
Doberan Bahnhof in 2002. I didn’t know who he was then but a few years later this
striking young man managed to convince me to buy one of his CDs at the
Zappanale camp site - an EP of primarily solo recordings of four of Frank’s
compositions (his delightful sister sang on one track). When I got home and
played it, I was knocked out: tight, funky, and in yer face. The next year I
bought his latest offering. Several years passed and I tried unsuccessfully to
get him to do something for one of my Zappa-themed albums for Cordelia Records.
In the meantime, he got himself an actual ‘orchestra’ together. I saw them at
Mosae Zappa last year, and they displayed a very strong rhythmic groove while
mixing things up and generally creating a cool vibe. Man.
This
album is very representative of that most enjoyable set, though here they are
augmented by three lads a-blowing. Catholic
Fembot sets the scene, being a medley of Don’t You Ever Wash That Thing?, the instrumental section from Wet T-Shirt (#8, I believe it’s called), Toad-O
Line and (surprise, surprise) Catholic
Girls. Oh, and the lovely Sister Bronkowitz-Osmosis becomes the Voice Of
Mary’s Vision. Mr Green Genes
similarly blends-in Wedding Dressing Song
and Handsome Cabin Boy to pleasing
effect, showing off the lovely percussive skills of Pete Thomas. Indeed he
impresses throughout – oftentimes a crucial part of Frank’s musical make-up,
the ole marimba an’ that, innit? And Lex’s sibling (ladies and gentlemen, let’s
hear it for Katharina Debus) proves she’s no slouch on lead vocals on the bulk
of these eight easy (ha-ha!) pieces. With some very able musicians around him
now, Lex is able to focus on his guitar playing…and programming, arranging and
producing! While he hasn’t done a ZPZ and stuck rigidly to Frank’s blueprints,
neither has he deconstructed the songs and ruined them. No, a very worthwhile
exercise in making complex music sound simple and fun.
Regular
readers will have noticed that I don’t review anything and everything these
days. I have to feel motivated so to do, so I do. And this album provided the
impetus needed to get me to haul my rancid fat butt out of my pit and scribble
these notes. You could do a lot worse than checking out the previews at www.FZIO.org – before ordering yourselves a copy! Lex’s previous solo CDs are also
very worthwhile tracking down. Now, being the familiar face that he is at
Zappanale, it’s about time he graced the stage there.
A.L. GUILLÉN: DER CUCAMONGOL CANNIBALIZES YOUR IDOL (UNMATCHED
VOL. XIV) (Hall Of Fame, HOF-080-CD)
Track list: Eat/Meat/Wind/Cheepniss/Camarillos/Lucilles/Remuses/Vegetables/Prunes/Watermelons.
In which Spanish composer/guitarist A.L. Guillèn makes
a bunch of familiar Zappa works sound almost alien. His basement music raga
reaction to Eat That Question gives
an idea of what’s to follow, though things get even weirder as selections from Uncle Meat are pleasingly mutated. Near
normal service is briefly resumed with a straight-ish Any Way The Wind Blows. And so on it goes. Guillèn strives manfully
to make the compositions his own, succeeding more often than not. There are
some genuinely inspired moments that will put a big grin on your fizzog, parked
right next to some willfully patience-testing sound art. The last piece, a
string orchestral take on Frank’s famous signature guitar piece, is quite
beautiful. All in all, this is a pretty rad album.
CABALLERO
REYNALDO & THE GRAND KAZOO: MARIETA Y LOS JETAS (UNMATCHED VOL. 15 PART I)
(Hall Of Fame Records, HOF-081-CD) / LUIS G.: RUBEN DEMOS (UNMATCHED VOL. 15
PART II) (Hall Of Fame Records, HOF-082-CD)
Disc One: Chispas/Mi
Gran Amor/Como Pudiste Ser Tan Tonta/Jose Luis/No Me Llena Nada Ya/Dulce De
Leche/Cualquier Cosa/Mas Tarde Esa Noche/Por Que No Me Llamaste/Fuente De
Amor/No No No/Donde Sople El Viento/Cierralo Todo.
Disc Two: Cheap
Thrills/Love Of My Life/How Could I Be Such A Fool/Deseri/I'm Not
Satisfied/Jelly Roll Gum Drop/Anything/Later That Night/You Didn't Try To Call
Me/Fountain Of Love/No. No. No./Anyway The Wind Blows/Stuff Up The Cracks.
After listening to Guillèn’s occasionally intense
album, Caballero Reynaldo and the full Grand Kazoos combo stripping out the
irony from the Mothers’ Cruising With The
Ruben & The Jets (well, that’s what the self-deprecating publicity
blurb says) is a more laid back experience. But that’s not to say that it lacks
any oomph. No sir. The musical arrangements are deceptively rich and complex.
As per oZcar McCuenca and Luis González (aka Caballero Reynaldo, el queso
grande of Hall Of Fame Records and the semi-legendary Unmatched series of Spanish Zappa tribute albums)’s bonza rendition
of The Po-lice’s Murder By Numbers on
On Broadway, the lyrics here have
been translated by Romàn Garcia. And they’re beautifully sung in the main by
the beautiful Marieta Tamarit (the equally lovely Luis G leads on Mas Tarde Esa Noche and Por Que No Me Llamaste). The album was
intended to be a Caballero Reynaldo solo record, but grew and grew. So this
package adds the original demos (although again they are very far from being in
any way simplistic), all sung in CB’s splendid Spanglish – which certainly add
something to the correct words! While the Ruben
package – with its ace artwork – is a tasty little morsel, why not go the whole
hog and buy all three very original albums together? After all, these people
love FZ and these album contain material which the ZFT should neither fear nor
suppress.
MIKE KENEALLY: WING BEAT FANTASTIC -
Songs written by Mike Keneally & Andy Partridge (Exowax EX-2413)
Track list: The
Ineffable Oomph of Everything, Part One/I’m Raining Here, Inside/Wing Beat
Fantastic/The Ineffable Oomph of Everything, Part Two/You Kill Me/Friend Of A
Friend/That’s Why I Have No Name/Your House/Miracle Woman And
Man/Inglow/Bobeau/Land.
Keneally has been talking about this project for some
while now. At one time he pondered issuing a 10 inch vinyl album with the songs
co-written with the Swindon sofa seller on one side, and his own ‘pop’ toons on
t’other. But time has allowed the pair to flesh out the songs, and so now we have
a good old fashioned 40 minute long player with just four solo offerings (the
CD’s booklet conflicts with the back cover, but these are the short Ineffable Oomph instrumentals, That’s Why I Have No Name and Land. But no matter:), not a dud among
them. On first play, You Kill Me was
the stand-out track, with its catchy chorus and stick-it-to-the-man lyrics. But
then I’m Raining Here, Inside and the
title tracks reeled me in…and then! And then! AND THEN! Raining Here includes a line about cows sitting down, which I
always thought was a piece of ye olde English folklore. And sure enough, Mike
confirmed that Andy wrote all of the song’s lyrics (except for the word
‘needle’, which MK suggested replace the original ‘stylus’). Your House, a paean to teenage yearning
and obsession, slows the pace down a notch and shows off Keneally’s vocal
prowess. It might make a great single - if such things exist these days. (I
know that they do, but I have no idea what the current number one is. Nor do I
care much. But this would be a good one for me not to ignore.) Mike has
compared this album to Wooden Smoke,
and certainly the glorious Inglow (my
current fave!) and Miracle Woman And Man
wouldn’t be out of place on that acoustic-heavy album. Which I guess emphasizes
that this is undoubtedly a Keneally album. But collaborating with the fine XTC
songsmith means he has focused on the more melodic, hook-laden side of things,
so there’s none of the bonkers stuff he often slots in, like Egg Zooming and This Tastes Like A Hotel (which I also love, BTW). Intelligent pop
music, beautifully played. Aside from the drums (mostly hit by the mighty Marco
Minnemann, instantly recognisable from those small cymbal crashes at the start
of Raining Here) and a few guest
appearances hither and thither, most of the music is played by Mike. One guest
is April West, who plays trombones on Bobeau
(now that sounds like a Keneally title to me!), a song that would be good to
hear live with a full horn section. And Mike letting rip on guitar, too. Over
the years, I’ve made no secret of my fondness for Mike’s music, and this does
nothing to make me change my mind. I still like Mike; he makes me stupidly
happy!
THE MUFFIN MEN: POWDERED WATER (European Tour April 2011, CD and DVD) (limited
edition, promo only, not for re-sale, tour memoir)
CD track list: Zoot-Yellow-Napkins
medley/Crew Slut/Dead Girls Of London/City Of Tiny Lights/Jones Crusher/Suction
Prints/Suicide Chump/San Berdino/In France/My Guitar/Grow Me A Chin/Winter Gale
In The Garden Of Edam (Cheesy Version). Hidden Track: Muffin Man outro.
DVD: Tour Report
& Extras.
A limited edition, promo only, not for re-sale, tour
memoir. Great shame that this isn’t readily available to all and sundry as it’s
an absolute joy to behold. The DVD is effectively Muffin Moovies Vol. 5 (Live
At Zappanale 14 being Vol. 4), with lots of on the road shenanigans from
last April – though only up to the point where they’re about to return to
Blighty from Calais, so sadly (or maybe happily…no, I didn’t get that out of it,
so definitely sadly) no footage from the Cavern. It includes
Danny Welley’s various inventions and much mirth ensues. While it also contains
snippets of tunes (from both rehearsals and actual gigs), the real musical meat
is in the live CD. Dweezil may have no interest in hearing cover bands (with
special guest alums) taking liberties with his father’s compositions – not
playing them note-for-note in the same timbre, petecetera-etcetera-etcetera,
but boy is he missing out on something. New boy Hearn Phil plays a blinder,
with some Shankar-like keys during Napkins,
and Martianesque noodling in Chin.
The songs chosen for this tour with Denny are not only right up Mr Walley's
(Mattie-told) alley, but Roddie, Rhino and Jumpy’s too. It’s a given that the
Zappa tunes are performed with humour and the utmost respect and affection for
their composer, and so the two tracks that really blow this Idiot’s socks off
are Beefheart’s Suction Prints and
the band’s own Cold Winter Gale: the
former executed with great aplomb, and the latter in absolute gay abandon
verging on total madness (with it’s “I want a garden”/In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida references). Also of note is the way Mr Jump
fluidly slips in all sorts of references to Montana,
Zeppelin and Jimi during his always wondrous guitar solos. Denny also shows his
great chops throughout. Beg, steal or borrow one today.
Perfect
Partner: Just Another Band From L4 by The
Muffin Men (2011)
DWEEZIL ZAPPA: LIVE – ‘IN THE MOMENT’ (Fantom
Records, FR1 112011)
Disc One: Flim
Flam/Guitarlos Mantana/That's Heavy/Curly Toed Shoes/You Can't Get There From
Here/That's Right/Stink Patrol/The Stink Eye/They're Attracted To The Light
Mama/Neapolitan Sunset/First Day With The New Brain/Follow Me/Your Slime Is On
Fire.
Disc Two: Just A
Trim/Phase McNugget/Southern Gravy/Canadian Jazzercise/Scratch/Hair Club For
Ponies (Greasey)/Where Everyone Still Looks The Same/I Promise Not To Mess Up
Your Hair/A Chick Walks On To The Stage.../Bat Sandwich/What Did You Mean By
That?/A Night Out In Tel Aviv/Midrange Exploitation/Is This Safe?/What Kind Of
Muffin Is This?/Deathless Horsie Rides Again.
A Shut Up ’N
Play Yer Guitar-style compilation of soli from ZPZ performances around the
globe during the past four years. Sporting spiffy Cal Schenkel artwork, a
special guest appearance by Chick Corea, no credit for Aaron Arntz (who appears
on just one track, admittedly, but after the Carnegie furore, you’d think they’d tread a little more carefully),
with a number of tracks rightly credited to both DZ & FZ (see if you can
suss out which ones from the titles above), this is a very enjoyable listen
which saw me dusting off my air axe. The stand-out track for me, on first (and
subsequent) play(s), is They're Attracted
To The Light Mama, which just so happens to be the longest piece and is
naturally akin to Frank’s Solo From
Heidelberg. Follow Me shows
Dweezil’s influences, rather than FZ’s, with him urging his magic band to chase
his very metal riffing. Not sure why they couldn’t fit 75 minutes of music onto
one CD, but that’s a minor quibble – this shows how much Dweezil has progressed
as a guitarist in recent years and, as he himself says, it would be very
interesting to hear what he would now come up with if he were to go into the
studio and record an album of original material. Meantime, Fantom are planning
more live ZPZ FOH releases and downloads. Bring ‘em on, I say.
DOUG LUNN: DOUG LUNN PROJECT
(Future Primative Music, 2011)
Track list: Lovebirds/Orcas/Lhasa/Good
Question/Dyslexia Mango Nixon/Oceana/Air Raid (Action in Eluvia).
For the past few months, I’ve been living on a steady
diet of Bakin’ @ The Potato, Beller’s
Wednesday Night Live and the
Aristocrats’ wondrous debut CD, so I thought this here instrumental album might
be a similar muscular affair. But, no - not quite. Although musically superb,
the arrangements are a bit more, er, subtle. Of course, Vinnie Colaiuta (who is
on every single track) is as explosive as ever, but it’s a little like watching
a mallard: all that action underwater, while on the surface Doug’s playing big
block chords on keyboards and accompanying them beautifully with his lilting
bass lines…ha = Duck Lunn! There are moments of Frippish Soundscapeisms scattered
hither and thither, and it’s not until Dyslexia
Mango Nixon, with Keneally’s guitar upfront, that you’re jolted from the
mellow vibe set up by the first four tracks. Orcas has a melody akin to the Outside
Now coda, while Lhasa is
naggingly familiar - it took me a while to suss and, even now, the closest I
can come is that it’s a cross between a 1970s doorbell chime and Mussorgsky’s Promenade! It’s a good one - well, truth
be told, there’s not a bad one to be had here at all. And the first half of the
final track – just Doug’s bass duking it out with Vinnie’s powerhouse drumming
- is worth the price of admission alone.
Perfect
Partner: Legs Eleven by Chad
Wackerman (2004)
ANT-BEE: ELECTRONIC CHURCH MUZIK
(Barking Moondog Records)
Track list: Birth/Living/The
Language Of The Body/Eye Of Agomoto/The Guff (Hall Of Souls)/Mallard Flies
Towards Heaven/ANT-BEE's Sunday Supper/Flutter-Bye, Butter-Fllye/Endless
Journey/The Light/Mannah/Psalm 23/Hallelujah/The Wrath - Part One (The
Flood)/Secrets Of The Dead/Pennies From Heaven/The Wrath - Part Two (Baptism
Through Fire)/Angels/Don't You Ever Learn?/Re-Birth/Final Benediction - Lord We
Thank You.
This album has been a long time coming, so it’s no
surprise that there is much to take in. Featuring special guest appearances by
Michael Bruce (Alice Cooper), Daevid Allen & Gilli Smyth (Gong), Peter
Banks (Yes/Flash), Jan Akkerman (Focus), Bunk Gardner, Don Preston, Buzz
Gardner & Jimmy Carl Black (Mothers of Invention), Zoot Horn Rollo and
Rockette Morton (Captain Beefheart's Magic Band), Napoleon Murphy Brock
(Zappa/George Duke) and Moogy Klingman (Utopia), there remains a common feel
throughout thanks to Billy the musical magpie’s steady hand. The artwork and
graphics are by Cal Schenkel, but it’s what’s inside needs looking at.
Obviously, the Napi sung Don't You Ever
Learn? - with it’s Uncle Meat
mid-section by Don & Bunk – is a masterstroke, but there are many more
interesting diversions during this cosmic journey. Check it out.
Perfect
Partner: Todd by Todd Rundgren
(Bearsville, 1974)
TODD GRUBBS: RETURN OF THE WORM (Grubworm Music)
Track list: 5
After 4 In the Mourning/I Am Not A Commentator/The Message/Number
Station/6.9.03/You Can Do It/Skinny Elephant/Prepare To Dive/Bartok/Frogs/Space
Walk.
As Todd himself says, this is a bit different from his
usual output (the occasional blues album aside!), though the start of I Am Not A Commentator is pretty much
the definitive Todd Grubbs Group sound: tight drums, bubbly bass, funky rhythm
(guitar and keys) and Todd’s masterly lead lines. But generally it is a much
more nuanced, experimental approach with even the afore-mentioned track having
a wonderful ad-libbed mid-section breakdown that could form the basis of a
whole new other song – or piece of rocking Frippertronics. The Message features many tempo changes/stops and starts, plus a
very fine rubbery ‘phoned-in’ solo from Mike Keneally. Some tracks here are
built around field recordings (Number
Station, Bartok and Frogs), which provide the only vocals on
an otherwise all instrumental album (though those from Bo Smith on Frogs are essentially a Western
Vacation-style narration). Other great guitar performances come from Dweezil
and Vai’s mate, Blues Saraceno (You Can
Do It), Bogus Pomp mainman Jerry
Outlaw (Skinny Elephant) and
Porcupine Tree’s John Wesley (Space Walk).
But these stellar guests in no way overshadow the star of the show, Mr Grubbs.
Highly recommended for those partial to a bit of rock-fusion/shredding.
Perfect Partner: Deep
Green Blues by 3 Green Windows (Chrome Dreams, 2011)
THE MUFFIN MEN: JUST ANOTHER BAND FROM L4 (Muff 2011)
Track list: Doobie
Stopping/Cold Winter Gale/Cheeky Fella/I'm Not Drinkin' Anymore/More Cheek From
The Boy/The Twilight Zone/A Message From The Ordinary Man In The Street/Jimmy
Oh Jimmy/Mexican Surprise/Cold Winter Gale (Live)/Intergalactic F**kblast
Diodem/Whipping Post.
This features all of those original compositions that
head Muffin Roddie has very kindly let me post on my website these past few
months, including the lovely heartfelt tribute to the former Indian of the
group (Jimmy Oh Jimmy), who had
always encouraged the band to put out an album of their own songs (which they
kinda did ten years ago with Kamikazi!,
though that was purely a collection of improvisations, solos & events that
happened while performing the music of Uncle Frank live). This album is not
surprisingly dedicated to Jimmy, and sports a cover that reminds me of Dexy’s Searching For the Young Soul Rebels.
Opening with a Superstition-like drum
intro, Doobie Stopping’s big Pimp-my riff bones are fleshed out with
Roddie singing some funny Lennonesque schoolyard gobbledegook before a typical
fine solo from Jumpy. Then it’s back to the riff before keyboardist Waco lets
fly (much of his work on this album reminds me of Rain Dances-era Pete Bardens), with Mikey then joining in on sax.
The song segues into Cold Winter Gale,
which Denny Walley insisted the band play with him at Zappanale #21 (a
recording of which appears later). Hopefully they’ll be playing this together
again on tour in April. Next up is Waco’s cheeeky little Moog-led fun, a not
too distant cousin of the Harry Lime
Theme. Drummer Rhino’s amusing I’m
Not Drinkin’ Anymore (“...but not drinking any less…”) concludes with a
bluesey Road Ladies-type ending at
its finish. Twilight Zone starts as a
very laid back piece featuring nice key and sax solos before Jumpy takes things
up a ratchet with some blistering axe work. This is taken from a live rendition
of Pygmy Twylyte. A Message From The Ordinary Man In The
Street is a jolly little anti-conflict song, lyrically not unlike Culture
Club’s War Song, but carried off with
far greater aplomb. This would make a great show opener, methinks. The
afore-mentioned JCB tribute is an In The
Sky doo-wop thing, which leads nicely into the strange Mexican Surprise. Intergalactic
F**kblast Diodem is Ben Watson’s madness from Zappanale, which also
occurred during Pygmy Twylyte. He
sounds like one of the Knights who says “Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing.
Z’nourrwringmm...” Whipping Post from
Zappanale of course features the mighty Robert Martin on lead vox, and ends
with Ike announcing that this band is fucking great. And Denny concurs: he
recently told me “I love those guys! They play for the pure joy of playing, and
that’s the same place I come from.” Here, here! There’s a bonus slice of Pygmy, plus the usual signing-off Muffin
madness, and that’s yer lot. So, theoretically no actual Zappa toons, but he’s
always gonna be somewhere in the mix whenever these guys play. Accept these
substitutes.
I
quizzed Mr Gilliard on the whys and wherefores of this new album. Here’s some
things we said today:
IB: Had you
actually written any of the songs on the album before deciding to go into the
studio to record?
RG: We need to go
back a few years. After Jimmy Carl left us for that great reservation in the
sky, we didn't have a game plan. We didn't feel like playing live, yet we
wanted to keep some momentum going. We needed some direction. We'd had the two
benefits arranged to help fund Jimmy's health bills. We played the first one in
Stockport, which was a fairly normal affair - playing a standard type of set.
Some money was generated and sent off to Moni. The following week Jimmy died,
which made the second gig a week later quite a different affair. Leading up to
that London gig, the organisers were talking about recording the whole thing and releasing it. There were several similar ideas about
tribute CDs being talked of. Although the London idea was obviously a genuine
gesture, some of the others seemed slightly dubious. We didn't feel the time
was right for such things, but that was just our viewpoint. Due to the
situation, our ideas for the set were very different to what had gone on in the
previous gig. The line-up was different, as Friz and Martin turned up too. We
went on stage and just started playing with no plan, we knew what we had to do:
just play; no songs, just let the improvisations happen, with very little
direction, save for the odd nod for key/time changes. I think we played about
40 minutes of grooves. It was surreal knowing Jim wasn't with us anymore. We
found out later that for some reason the recording of our set hadn't worked
out, we'd just played for Jim and it had gone off into the ether, never to be
heard or analysed again. We were relieved: somehow that was what we'd
wanted all along. Jimmy had always said we should do some original material,
but we needed something to inspire us to do that - it had never been part of
the criteria of the band. So it seemed like the right time: Jimmy's words were
echoing around our heads; it was our duty. I was about to leave the UK for a
six week visit to Crete. We had a band meeting before I left, and decided to
individually think about some ideas for stuff and present it when we met up
again. Well, Jumpy won the league title outright scoring nine completed track
ideas, including full backings done in garageband. They were all instrumental,
a bunch of fabulous guitar based riffs. Waco came up with several cheeky tunes
and two interesting improvised piano pieces. Rhino came up with the I'm Not Drinkin' Anymore blues, fully
formed. Mike came up with a nice two-chord jazz vamp, but he was busy working
on his own album, so was pre-occupied with that. I put the doo-wop thing
together and scribbled selections of words, thinking we might need some lyrics
for things. We booked three days' studio time with 'The Bean' (Steve Powell,
our engineer mate) and had a few rough rehearsals to try things out. We chose
three of Jumpy's things, to which we added lyrics. They turned into Doobie Stopping, Cold Winter Gale and A
Message From The Ordinary Man In The Street. We picked out two of Waco's tunes: Cheeky Fella, and another which became Mexican Surprise. Rhino gave us his
blues, and we sorted the Jimmy-wop.
IB: Once you
were in the studio, did you come up with any more material - can we expect
another CD of non-FZ material anytime soon?
RG: All the stuff
was organically arranged in the studio and tracked live, with a few overdubs...job
done. I wasn't happy with my vocals on the doo-wop but, as luck would have it,
my old mate Dave Hale just happened to contact me when we were mixing. Dave is
a very talented musician/actor who I've known since music college back in 1981.
He was interested in hearing the song, so I sent him a copy of the track and
within a week he'd returned it complete with new vocals. It was perfect. After
the stuff was mixed, it sat around for the best part of a year - we had no real
plans to do anything with it, so we just passed some of it around in a low key
manner. Eventually the album was compiled, mainly because Ulli (our German tour
manager) suggested we should have some sort of new product for our forthcoming
German tour. We added some nice solos sections from a couple of gigs that had
been recorded nicely, plus we included a few things from last year's Zappanale.
Denny wanted to play Cold Winter Gale
with us, so that song - along with Ben’s madness and Robert Martin singing
Whipping Post - was taken from the Zappanale tapes. We wanted to keep the album
a "non-Zappa composition" product. Some other things were mixed, but
ended up on the cutting room floor - for instance, Mexican Surprise contains a long narrative/story about a travelling
salesman in Texas during the 1960's, but only the sung outro ended up on the
album. The Not Drinkin’ blues has a
coda which never made the final edit, and a few other things must be rotting
somewhere. There are still a bunch more of Jumpy's ideas which we could look at
and delve into. No doubt he has loads more in his head now, but there are no
immediate plans to record anymore stuff - although we never know what's around
the corner.
IB: The Muffins
and Denny seem to hit it off really well: could this be the start of a new chapter
for you guys?
RG: I'd spent six
weeks with Denny during the Magic Band UK tour some years back. We had both
spent lots of time with Jimmy over the years, so that was common ground, but we
actually found ourselves sharing so much more in common: similar humour,
outlook, etc. We became very close and
pondered ways of collaborating somehow - difficult with an ocean between us.
Bless the Zappanale guys for eventually making it happen! We are all looking
forward to the little tour; we're all coming from the same place musically
speaking. Indeed, a new chapter. What is exciting is the fact that we will only
have a sound check as a rehearsal, before our first gig (in Verviers, Belgium).
We've discussed a set and will crash it together over the first few days of the
tour. It is an exciting way of doing things, allowing the material to grow
organically on stage. Obviously we will be flying by the seat of our pants,
without a safety net. But isn't that the best way, keeping us all on our toes?
IB: Is there a chance you'll get to record anything with Denny?
RG: We take each
phase at it comes. If we can find time and the logistics work out, something
more might happen. With today's technology, we will be able to record some of
the gigs on one of our Macs, using something like 16-track. We'll leave that up
to Mister Jump to sort out.
IB: Were you
aware of what Ben Watson was gonna do when you invited him on stage at
Zappanale - or did you just give him free rein?
RG: Ben is free to
do whatever he wishes with his ‘few minutes’ during the improvisations: he
understands what we are about, we know what he's about, so we just let him
spray his stuff all over it. Somehow it works - our little marriage from hell!
IB: Thank you
for adding a couple of UK dates to your April Euro tour! What other special
events can we expect in your 21st year?
RG: Denny
announced that he wanted to come to England for a few days after the German
tour. He said he wanted to go to Marks & Spencer and eat a good curry. So
we snuck in two dates before he flies back to the States. We managed to get a
Cavern gig for him; you know what Yanks are like about that sort of romance!
Sadly, we couldn't add anymore dates; it would have been nice to play the
Midlands and dahn Sarf too. Other events this year? We don't know yet: everyone
is busy with their other commitments most of the time - jobs, families, other
bands. Getting everyone to agree a time and space to do something like this,
which is based on fun but brings no financial gain, has become more difficult
as we creep into our middle aged mayhem.
IB: But you do
play regular gigs oop North with Rhino and Jumpy? What and where do you play?
RG: You must
remember that we have been playing together in many variations for more than
thirty years: pub and club bands, jazz gigs, theatre stuff, etc. Line-ups
evolve and diminish constantly. You can get a call from any number of guys who
are doing a trio or four-piece gig; we have a stock repertoire of standard rock
stuff that we can draw from on command. One current line-up might feature
Jumpy, Rhino and me, depending on who's available. But anyone is replaceable.
stock repertoire includes Hendrix, Floyd, Lizzy, Neil Young, Doors...anything
we grew up with really. We play around the region in various forms.
IB: Where did you get the photos for the album cover?
RG: The old black
and white images are from 1960s Liverpool; there are tons to be found, free of
copyright around and about - plus lots of footage on YouTube. The front picture
of the cowboys and Indians just seemed right somehow. The back cover shows
Havelock Street in Everton which was the steepest street in the city, almost
impossible to walk up. It was demolished in the 1970s. The city was in a bad
state during the post-war decades, quite desolate. Most of the inner city
crumbled around us, the redevelopment programme was a farce, and the concrete structures that replaced the original
streets have since been replaced by other housing schemes which are already
outdated and decrepit. The same can be said of many of the towns and cities,
like Manchester and the East End of London, not just Liverpool; it just happens
to be part of our heritage. There is a recent film by Terence Davies called Of Time And The City which captures much
of what post-war Liverpool struggled through, although I couldn't agree
completely with his narrative. We lived through these times. Sometimes you
think back to how desolate it was, yet somehow there is still some sort of
tragic romance lurking in that black and white world. But we didn't want all
doom and gloom, so we added some colour. The inside graphic was made by Rhino
and his daughter, Kali. It was done on the Wii games console; the angel wings
were added later.
IB: Thanks, Roddie – see you on 20 April!
FIDO PLAYS ZAPPA: TOO BIG TO
FAIL (Czar Of Crickets, LC 15207)
Track list: Don’t
Eat The Yellow Snow/Nanook Rubs It/St.Alphonzo’s Pancake Breakfast/Father
O’Blivion/Catapostrophe/Black Napkins/Camarillo Brillo/Sofa No. 2/Dupree’s
Paradise/Let’s Make The Water Turn Black/Montana/Colonia 4711/Eat That
Question/More Trouble Everyday/Basle III/What’s New In Baltimore/Musician’s
Salary (Extended Version).
Like Ensemble Ambrosius’ The Zappa Album, what separates this from other cover sets is the
instrumentation. Not quite big band (with four brass instrumentalists) - but
piano rather than electric keyboards, brushed drums, and acoustic/“jarz”
electric/steel guitars (there’s just the one brief six-string solo here, on More Trouble Everyday): it’s resolutely
not fuckin’ rock, ay? Recorded live and unplugged suddenly last summer, this
all makes for some appealing alternatives to accepted arrangements, and very
well played it all is too. The vox can sometimes be a let-down (especially when
English is not the first language – these guys hail from Switzerland) but not
here, with lead man Dave Muscheidt ably backed by his cohorts. There’s a few
band compostions slotted in: Catapostrophe
and Basle III are both brief
improvisations - the sort of breakdown thing prawns with horns do mid-song at
Zappanale; Colonia 4711 is
effectively an enjoyable extended piano introduction to Eat That Question; but the real meat is Musician’s Salary, a lengthy symphonic work that provides a
first-rate flabbergasting finale. If, like me, you’re one of those who likes to
hear Frankie’s familiar fayre messed with by myriad musos, you could do a lot
worse than check this out. Told.
VARIOUS
ARTISTS: FRANK ZAPPA’S CLASSICAL SELECTION – The Dissonant Classics That
Informed And Inspired Zappa (Chrome Dreams, CDCD5049)
Disc One: The
Ride of the Valkyries (Richard Wagner)/‘Spring
Rounds’ from the Rite of Spring (Igor Stravinsky)/Bagatelle Opus 9 (Anton Webern)/‘Royal
March’ from A Soldier’s Tale (Igor Stravinsky)/‘Jupiter’ from The Planets (Gustav Holst)/Hyperprism (Edgard Varèse)/Ballet
Mecanique (George Antheil)/Bolero (Maurice
Ravel)/Begleitungsmusik Zu Einer
Lichtspielszene Opus 34 (Arnold Schoenberg)/Sensemaya (Silvestre Revueltas)/4.33
(John Cage)/Study No. 11 (Conlon
Nancarrow)/First Movement (L’artisanat
Furieux) of Le Marteau Sans Maitre (Pierre Boulez).
Disc Two: US
Highball – A Musical Account of a Transcontinental Hobo Trip ((Parts 1 and 2) (Harry
Partch)/Il Canto Sospeso (The Suspended
Song) (Luigi Nono)/Kontakte (Parts 1
and 2) (Karlheinz Stockhausen)/Chronochromie
(Olivier Messiaen)/Threnody to the
Victims of Hiroshima (Krzysztof Penderecki)/Electronic Music No. 1 (Bulent Arel).
There are some who complain that extracting pieces
from composers’ bigger works is to butcher their intent. And I too once shared
this purist view, laughing at ‘best of’ albums. But not anymore. There are
naturally passages from longer compositions that we particularly like (for some
reason, Wakeman’s Moog solo towards the end of The Revealing Science of God (Dance of the Dawn) springs to mind),
and I now can’t see anything wrong with highlighting these – playing them in a
different context. Hey chief, why not? Who are we to say that compilations
don’t actually make for better pieces of art, sod what the composers’ intended?
So what if the writer wanted us to hear it a certain way? You can eat a
sandwich, leave the crusts, and still be satisfied, surely? And don’t packages
like this sometimes act as a key to a world we might otherwise never have
explored? Okay, mini-rant over – what stands out for me? Ballet Mecanique features some most agreeable tinkly percussion,
and Nanacarrow is always a delight - in small doses; not sure I could tolerate
5 CDs worth. You can certainly hear Zappa-like moments throughout this set, the
male operatic vox of Harry Partch’s US
Highball being one notable instance; I guess this spoken-song style is not
so unusual these days (with things like the Anna
Nicole opera), but people inside pianos sure is. The second disc features
the more experimental side of things, with tape manipulation a-go-go; the
Stockhausen and Arel pieces are really quite scary, and Penderecki’s Threnody to the Victims of Hiroshima is
so in yo’ face. Given that I probably would never have heard many of these
compositions had it not been for this compilation, its appearance can’t be
anything but worthy.
Perfect
Partner: Frank Zappa’s Jukebox
(Chrome Dreams, 2008)
PAUL BUFF: THE PAL AND ORIGINAL SOUND STUDIO RECORDINGS: THE COLLECTION
(Crossfire Publications, 2011)
For
track details: see http://www.idiotbastard.com/News/Buff.htm
Last year, Crossfire issued thirty five download-only albums
(comprising 417 tracks) taken from Paul Buff’s recordings made at Pal Studios
and Original Sound Studios. Now it is offering all of these, plus 56 bonus
tracks (discovered and/or remastered after the series was completed) and a PDF
file featuring Greg Russo and Paul Buff’s historical liner
notes/photos/credits, all in one neat little package. The whole thing comes on
a flash drive and includes a plethora of tracks featuring the young FZ as a
performer, writer, producer or engineer - including two of the bonus tracks: Why Don’t You Do Me Right (Alternate Demo)
(the one with Floyd on Joe’s XMASage,
but without all the background noise) and High
Steppin’ (the piece on Lumpy Gravy
that was played at double speed, but now in real time as recorded by The Pal
Studio Band on the same day in January 1961 that they did Never On Sunday (aka Take
Your Clothes Off When You Dance) that eventually appeared on The Lost Episodes. If reading this
‘review’ makes your head spin, just think what listening to it is like – never
mind reading the incredibly detailed 138-page liner notes! Remembering that the
Early Years CD (and many of the other
Cucamonga-era compilations) had tracks taken from the vinyl records, it’s great
to at last have good quality, freshly remastered versions of things like The Cruncher and Heavies (an excerpt of which...blah, blah) and the song that Frank
boasted “was Number One in Mexico for 17 straight
weeks!” but didn’t actually have any involvement in: Tijuana Surf. Its B-side, Grunion Run, we all know and love from
those Cucamonga CDs (and, of course, The Tornadoes’ live cover as performed at
Zappanale #15 and also made available by Crossfire), but hearing the original
in stereo is a real ear-opener. I’d never heard The Big Surfer before - you’ve probably read about it being hastily
withdrawn after black activist Medgar Evers’ assassination - but it’s a hoot
hearing San Bernardino DJ Brian Lord’s JFK impression (which prompted my wife
to ask if it was supposed to be Mayor Joe Quimby!) , and you can clearly hear
Zappa’s voice in there too. I bought the Ned & Nelda tunes on a Moxie
Records EP years ago (which I later found out was probably a bootleg): great to
hear them without the scratches now. The quality of the Drums A-Go-Go and Surfin’
Bongos albums is excellent, and there’s lots of fun stuff on both: Rush Street sounds just like Money, while Sunset Strip borrows from Louie
Louie; and then there’s some actual covers of familiar fayre like Wipe Out!, Bustin’ Surfboards, Eve Of
Destruction, and Satisfaction.
Although both albums are mainly performed by Mr Buff, that’s no reason not to
listen to these largely instrumental gems. Buff can be compared to Les Paul for
many of his recording innovations, and was a huge influence on the young Frank
- who told us this about the ‘amazing gentleman’ in The Real FZ Book: “He didn’t have a
mixing console, so he built one - out of an old 1940s vanity. He removed the
mirror and, right in the middle, where the cosmetics would have gone, installed
a metal plate with Boris Karloff knobs on it. He built his own homemade,
five-track, half-inch tape recorder - at a time when the standard in the
industry was mono. He wanted to become a singer-songwriter, so he listened to
all the latest hit records, figured out what the hooks were and, through a
mysterious process, created his own little hook-laden replicas. He taught
himself how to play the five basic instruments of rock and roll: drums, bass,
guitar, keyboards and alto saxophone - then taught himself how to sing.”
The bonus tracks on The Collection
include two major US hits that Paul Buff engineered - Strawberry Alarm Clock’s Incense And Peppermints and Sugarloaf’s Green-Eyed Lady - plus lots of very rare
meat by the other bands that recorded at Pal or Original Sound: The Music
Machine, Hunger!, Indescribably Delicious, The Biscaines, The Thundermugs, The
Tracers, Birmingham Sunday, Strawberry SAC (aka Crystal Circus), The Buff
Organization, Giant Crab and Big Brother featuring Ernie Joseph. While there’s
much of interest in the Buff recordings (Frank clearly ‘borrowed’ the intro
from Dog Patch Creeper by The
Velveteens for Tryin’ To Grow A Chin),
it’s undoubtedly the inclusion of the many previously unreleased FZ songs by
The Pal Studio Band on the Archive
volumes that makes this THE release of the decade! You need to hear all of this
stuff, and you know it.
FRANK ZAPPA: HAMMERSMITH ODEON (VAULTernative Records,
VR 20101)
Disc One: Convocation-The
Purple Lagoon/Dancin' Fool/Peaches En Regalia/The Torture Never Stops/Tryin' To
Grow A Chin/City Of Tiny Lites/Baby Snakes/Pound For A Brown.
Disc Two: I Have
Been In You/Flakes/Broken Hearts Are For Assholes/Punky's Whips/Titties 'N
Beer/Audience Participation/The Black Page #2/Jones Crusher/The Little House I
Used To Live In.
Disc Three: Dong
Work For Yuda/Bobby Brown/Envelopes/Terry Firma/Disco Boy/King Kong/Watermelon
In Easter Hay [Prequel]/Dinah-Moe Humm/Camarillo Brillo/Muffin Man/Black
Napkins/San Ber'dino.
Despite occasional audio oddities (why does the sound of
the crowd drop away so drastically when FZ first speaks during Convocation/The Purple Lagoon?), this is
a great sounding CD. I like the fact that they've used performances from a
series of concerts rather than just putting out one whole concert. This means
we get the best versions and a whole load of different encores, making for one
super show. They've obviously excluded the material from these concerts that
was used as (cough) the backing tracks for much of the Sheik Yerbouti album, so there's no Yo Mama. Boo-hoo-hoo. But never mind - I can play Side Four of that
album anytime. The fact that I was at both concerts represented here on Disc
One (yes, you can kiss my 'groovy aura', Dora) obviously enhances my enjoyment
immensely, reliving the period when I stopped being a teenager (in love).
Ho-ho-ho. This was great time for Zappa music, a year or two before the long
improvisations stopped and the set lists became a little more samey and
predictable: Tommy Mars puts his stamp all over the place, but especially on Pound For A Brown (which includes the
fab Hail Caesar Variations). Terry
Bozzio is amazing - you can almost hear him straining at the reigns from which
FZ would shortly release him. I thought Dong
Work For Yuda would be an acapella version, but it swings like a bastard. Bobby Brown starts with The Story Of The Three Assholes, and is
followed by a version of Envelopes
with lyrics sung by Mr Mars. Really neat/really sweet. Terry Firma is a nifty Bozzio drum solo. Wanna know the truly great
thing about this? When the Zappa's unveiled Frank's bust in Baltimore, America
got the Congress CD; we had a four
day festival and got this. Ha-ha-ha!
Perfect
Partner: Sheik Yerbouti (Zappa
Records, 1979)
NAZARETH: HAIR OF THE DOG (Union Square Music,
SALVOCD035)
Track list: Hair
Of The Dog/Miss Misery/Guilty/Changin’ Times/Beggar’s Day-Rose In The
Heather/Whiskey Drinkin’ Woman/Please Don’t Judas Me/Love Hurts (single)/My White Bicycle (single)/Holy Roller (single)/Railroad Boy (b-side of Holy Roller)/Hair Of the Dog (BBC live recording)/Holy Roller (BBC live recording)/Teenage Nervous Breakdown (BBC live
recording)/This Flight Tonight (BBC
live recording)/Road Ladies (BBC live
recording).
As soon as the title track started - all cowbells and
belly-bum biting rock guitars - it took me back to first hearing Nazareth as a
small lad eating Aztec Bars. And I admit I salivated a little. The band was
successful in the pop charts here but it still seemed OK to like them, and they
really floated my boat with their splendid cover of Joni’s This Flight Tonight (a live version of which appears here). Hair Of The Dog was later covered by
Guns N’Roses, who were big fans (Axl sounds a lot like Dan McCafferty, I think
you’ll concur). So why am I reviewing this loud, proud and remastered re-issue?
Aside from the fact that it’s a pretty damn great album that has now been
bolstered by nine bonus tracks, it’s because of the final cut – a live at the
Beeb, bluesy outing of FZ’s Road Ladies.
And there is of course another tenuous Zappa link here: Frank described
Tomorrow’s My White Bicycle as “one
of the best-made singles of its time, and it may have been a little ahead of
its time too”. Pretty sure he would’ve liked the Naz’s stab at it– a lot more
than that hippy Neil’s, anyway.
MICHAEL KIERAN HARVEY: 48 FUGUES FOR FRANK (Move
Records, MD3339)
Track list (with obscure Zappa influences): 48 Fugues For Frank #1 (Greggery Peccary,
Pentagon Afternoon)/#2 (The Girl In The Magnesium Dress)/#3 (Jazz From Hell)/#4
(Tink Runs Amok)/#5 (Civilization Phaze III)/#6 (G-Spot Tornado)/#7 (St
Etienne: guitar solo)/#8 (Ruth Is Sleeping)/#9 (The Black Page)/#10 (Baby
Snakes).
Well, Michael sure knows how to tinkle them ivories! I
was a little uncertain about what to expect here, and it's not an easy, relaxing
listen, that’s fer sure. And if you come expecting to readliy identify the FZ
influences, think again. But anything that makes you wanna dig out those source
recordings has got to have something going for it. And this is a great way of
paying homage. The disc is comprised solely of solo piano pieces – while the CD
booklet contains a selection of ten of Arjun von Caemmerer's 60 extant pieces
which collectively comprise the concrete poetry that is Lingua Franka. A tasty little package indeed. Harvey recorded a
version of Frank’s Ruth Is Sleeping
some nine years ago on his Storm Sight
album, and says that fellow Australian von Caemmerer (who was amazed to happen
upon this earlier recording) was instrumental in reviving his interest in FZ.
Of the album, Harvey has said: “Each of the ten
pieces uses four or five ideas inspired by, reacting to, or developing some of
Zappa’s techniques. Number One, for
instance started out as an exploration of his favourite chord, the added 2nd. Number Two explored the mechanical
beauty of some of his Synclavier writing, while Number Four is a rhythmic looping exploration of five beats
alternating with seven in a general over-arching 12 beat time. Similarly Number Nine explores the interplay of 21
beat cycles and its prime subdivisions, with extended modal harmony based on
the same divisions realized as pitches.” That probably tells you all you
need to know.
Perfect
Partner: Jeffrey Burns Plays Frank Zappa
(Pool Music, 1992)
WESTERN VACATION: STEVE VAI PRESENTS
WESTERN VACATION
Track list: Western Vacation/Nocturnal Emissions/Fast
Notes People/Send Us More Light/Patty/The Velvet Line/Delicious/Borrowed
Time/Burning Flame.
I've been wanting to see a CD reissue of this for
sometime, as it's an especially great showcase for the excellent vocals of wee
Bobby Harris. The sleeve notes are new (by Steve and his spanking longtime
friend, Laurel Fishman), but they fail to mention (or, perhaps, don't make
crystal clear) a few things: like Bob (with wondrous back-up from wife Thana)
sings the bulk of the vocals; that Tommy Mars is on virtually all of the tracks
(and the aptly named Delicious is
just him); that Steve Vai appears on just the title track (turning in a
typically great solo); that Marty Schwarz (the main man here) plays all other
guitars; that Scott Thunes plays bass on the final 'bonus track'; that former
Whitesnake drummer Chris Frazier plays on all but Tommy's improv piece (the way
he opens Patty up is a joy to
behold). But let's not let all this distract us from what is a superb album (I
just figured potential purchasers might like to know this nerdy stuff…flavin!).
The opening track pretty much sets things out nicely - a fine singalong track,
with many neat twists and turns. Wondrous to hear that signature Mars sound
punctuating things throughout.
Perfect Partner: The
Great Nostalgia by Bob Harris (Crossfire Publications, 2007)
DWEEZIL ZAPPA: RETURN OF THE SON OF... (Z Tornado/Razor & Tie, 7930183102-2)
Disc One: The Deathless
Horsie/Andy/Magic Fingers/Broken Are Hearts Are For Assholes/Bamboozled By
Love/King Kong (with Band Solos)/Montana/Inca Roads.
Disc Two: The Torture Never
Stops/Dirty Love/Zomby Woof/Billy The Mountain/Camarillo Brillo/Pygmy Twylyte.
Putting aside the fact that this set duplicates two
tracks on the previous Razor & Tie ZPZ CD, one on the Fresh Cuts free Guitar Center disc, and at least one
actually-the-very-same recording from the 'free' Chicago 1 YCFOSA download,
this is a bloody good album. Starting with a super bad Horsie, Dweezil shows what a truly talented guitarist he has become
- not that he was too shabby with Z, but there's a lot more than
widdly-widdly-scree to him these days. Hearing Ben Thomas at such close
quarters is also a revelation: he sounds really, really good, though Ray White
sings the bulk of the songs. And Ray sounds wonderful. But you knew that. In
his liner notes, Dweezil describes this as a snapshot of performances by the
band as it was and now is, but has chosen to only include photos of the current
line-up (who perform just two tracks - Montana
and Zomby Woof – taken from 2009’s
Manchester show). Scheila also sings lead, on Dirty Love (à la Philly 76
- has anyone else noticed the surreptitious plugging of ZFT releases by ZPZ: FZ:OZ and the Dub Room Special DVD are issued, and Napi's their special guest –
and they play Imaginary Diseases; Buffalo and the Dub Room CD coincide with Ray White's stint; more recently, they
played summat offa Ruben…). Have to
say I felt a twinge of sadness hearing Aaron Arntz - missed him last tour. So
here's hoping Chris Norton is at least half as good (though I’m positive he’ll
be better than that). Still not sure about the inclusion of Billy The Mountain here, but it's not as
depressing as it might’ve been; it just seems really odd to pretty much
replicate the record and treat this as ‘akin to classical music’, when the
piece included much ad-libbing. But I did laugh along. Again. King Kong has some nice solos, including
one from the Dweez's audio engineer friend/guitarist, TJ Helmerich. Bottom line
is: ZPZ play all the right notes, and can still improvise like mothers. Despite
what some might perceive as my negativity towards them, do you think I won’t go
and see them this summer? Of course I will. It’s my avid fandom for ALL
things Zappa that gives me these, er, insights. I'm not about spreading 100%
positivity throughout the land, using all the frightening little skills that
scientists have made available. Oh no.
GREASY LOVE SONGS: FRANK ZAPPA (Zappa Records, ZR
20010)
Track list: Cheap Thrills/Love
Of My Life/How Could I Be Such A Fool/Deseri/I’m Not Satisfied/Jelly Roll Gum
Drop/Anything/Later That Night/You Didn’t Try To Call Me/Fountain Of Love/“No.
No. No.”/Anyway The Wind Blows/Stuff Up The Cracks/Jelly Roll Gum Drop
(Alternate Mono Mix)/“No. No. No.” (Long Version)/Stuff Up The Cracks
(Alternate Mix)/“Serious Fan Mail”/Valerie (Mono Mix)/Jelly Roll Gum Drop
(Single Version)/“Secret Greasing”/Love Of My Life (Pal Studio version).
Great to finally have the original Ruben & The Jets on CD, though even
this still doesn't feature the original drum tracks: seemingly FZ had Art Tripp
come in and redo them "because he didn't like what Billy Mundi had
played". But (unlike on WOIIFTM)
GZ does at least repeat FZ's original credit to JCB's lewd pulsating rhythm.
And Jimmy is even listed as playing trumpet on Valerie (sic) recorded at the Money
sessions. So he just doesn't play any instrument on the album? Fuck off. Word.
Also, Paul Buff undoubtedly deserves a less grudging acknowledgement for
playing piano, fuzz bass, drums and all the sax parts, surely? And they wonder
why the negativity toward the ZFT? When they issue this as an overpriced
download, you’ll miss out on the wonderful packaging. Ooh, shiny!
CHICANERY: CHICANERY (dPulse
Recordings, B003FSHR7I)
Track list: The
Rung Below/Hubert Selby Song/The Midnight Owls/Ice Page Repo/Solid Gold
Helicopter/Alien Chant/Cut Me From The Mirror/I.O.D./Chessmaniaques/I Came Back
To You/Luminal Dark/Gold Pavilions/Hit The Wall.
While still with Duran Duran, Warren Cuccurullo
briefly (and then literally) rocked out with his cock-out, releasing his first
solo album (Thanks To Frank) and
touring with the material that wound up on Roadrage.
He quickly did a right turn and recorded his ambient Machine Language series, and after DD has briefly returned to
Missing Persons while still working on lots of other stuff. Sadly, it took a
few years before another solo album hit us (Playing In
Tongues). And Chicanery has been an ongoing project for a few
years now. So, finally, their debut is here. Largely because it features the
lyrics and vocals of Brit tone poet Neil Carlill (who sounds like a cross
between Billy Corgan and Hugh Cornwell), we are again treated to something
quite different from DoUBLEyOuSEe. While (as per PIT) it features Terry and Dale Bozzio, as well as Joe Travers on
one track, it's full of concise songs (none more than 4½ minutes) - so no long
fluid solos from Warren. But that's cool. The
Rung Below hits you like tomorrow never knows, and before you know it
you're surfing with the Alien Chant
that features some nice bass from space by Bizarro Patanè. What do Chicanery
sound like? Solid Gold Helicopter
reminds me very much of Garbage, while Hit
The Wall evokes The Bees’ End Of The
Street - on mescaline. Confused? Generally this music will make you want to
perform perverted movements of the body and breakdancing. And other forms of
dancing. You can download the pair’s first collaborative efforts at Warren's
website, but they're not very representative of the by and large more upbeat
material on display here - even Cut Me
From The Mirror, featuring Indian sarangi player and singer Ustad Sultan
Khan, differs a bunch - not least in length. Sounds like it has the Tuvan
throat singers in the mix too. I.O.D.
may have producer Simone Sello plucking a violin. Not sure. I’ll ask. Chessmaniaques is madder than Bobby
Fischer, but less hypnotic than I Came
Back To You. My favourite track is easily Gold Pavillions, which is performed by just Warren, Neil and
Simone, with lots of swirling electronics; it just tickles my fanny - and will
be released as the extra track with the Hubert
Selby Song digital single just ahead of the album's release. Got you
juiced? That was the plan.
FRANK ZAPPA: PHILLY '76 (VAULTernative Records, VR
20091)
Disc One: The
Purple Lagoon/Stink-Foot/The Poodle Lecture/Dirty Love/Wind Up Workin’ In A Gas
Station/Tryin’ To Grow A Chin/The Torture Never Stops/City Of Tiny Lites/You
Didn’t Try To Call Me/Manx Needs Women/Chrissy Puked Twice.
Disc Two: Black
Napkins/Advance Romance/Honey, Don’t You Want A Man Like Me?/Rudy Wants To Buy
Yez A Drink/Would You Go All The Way?/Daddy, Daddy, Daddy/What Kind Of Girl Do
You Think We Are?/Dinah-Moe Humm/Stranded In The Jungle/Find Her
Finer/Camarillo Brillo/Muffin Man.
The ZFT has come up trumps again with this release:
although there are many familiar songs, we've not heard them before with Eddie
Jobson's fantastic violin (during an epic Black
Napkins), Bianca Odin's lead vox (Dirty
Love, an especially soulful You
Didn't Try To Call Me and Advance
Romance), or even FZ's upfront singing on the sequence of Vaudeville
band-era tunes (Flo & Eddie were scheduled to be the opening act and make a
guest appearance with their old boss, but their guitar player Phil Reed fell to
his death from a hotel window a few days before the gig and they naturally
scrubbed such plans). Although Frank sounds a tad shaky at the start of this
medley, things really get going when Bianca joins in. Indeed, one of the many
great things about this album are the vocals: as well as Frank and Bianca,
Terry Bozzio and Ray White get to sing lead (Tryin’ To Grow A Chin and City
Of Tiny Lites respectively) - and Patrick O'Hearn sings back-ups - which
all makes for a very varied set. During Tiny
Lites, we get to hear Ray's great scat singing and it's evident he and
Bianca have a great understanding (Lady B's insightful liner notes reveal that
'twas she who introduced Ray to Frank, so we have much to thank her for). On
first listen, I have to say I wasn’t crazy about Bianca’s vocal on the sacred Napkins, but it grows on you. The same cannot
be said of Eddie’s contribution to the piece, which is something I’ve longed to
hear officially released and loved from the first play. The track clocks in at
nearly 19 glorious minutes. I wonder if Frank would’ve had such an abrupt intro
though? Great to have an official release of Stranded In The Jungle too. During Advance Romance, O’Hearn’s first attempt to solo is quickly
curtailed as his bass rig packs in (Uncle Ian and I played our own low notes on
the way back from Wigan to make up for this temporary fault). How bluesy does What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are? -
in which Alice Cooper is replaced by both Punky Meadows and Steven Tyler -
sound? Throughout these two discs, Frank plugs the imminent release of the Zoot Allures album (and why not?) and of
course plays some fine, fine solos (he was reaching his peak around this time,
right kids?). Chrissy Puked Twice is
of course the original tittie for Titles
& Beer. So why did the ZFT not go with the more well-known title, as
they have for Manx Needs Women
despite FZ clearly introducing it as Mars…?
Oh well, whatever. Keep these thrilling examples from less-documented line-ups
coming - give 'em to me right here in the trunk of your Fillmore.
FRANK ZAPPA: THE INTERVIEW SESSIONS (Chrome Dreams, CTCD7502)
This has eleven tracks, all from different unlisted
sources. It starts with Steve Allen's interview just before Frank played
Candy’s bicycle. The longest track I recognized as being on that B&W
picture disc from a few years back, where FZ talks about his Cucamonga
recordings and early influences, from the comfort of a creaky metal chair.
Another has him telling very specifically what happened with John & Yoko at
the Fillmore. It runs chronologically, and we get to hear (in turn): his thoughts
on categorising music; a little about the Baby
Snakes fillum and his then-current musical likes (The Slits, Lene Lovich);
that Thing-Fish (shock horror)
mirrors the AIDS epidemic; about laughing on stage and Frenchness; how Mr Sting
came to play with the Broadway band and how the Beatles Medley came to be; some
stuff about The Real FZ Book; and the
state of Czechoslovakia. The quality is fair, with the more recent naturally
sounding better, though some of these are phone interviews for radio. This is,
I guess, really for completists - though hearing Frank’s wit and wisdom would
make any non-believer sit-up and take note. Plus it adds nicely to the other
three Zappa discs Chrome Dreams have made available in recent years. Get yours here.
VARIOUS ARTISTS: THE ROOTS OF FRANK ZAPPA (Snapper
Music)
Track list: Space Guitar (Johnny 'Guitar' Watson)/Okie
Dokie Stomp (Clarence "Gatemouth" Brown)/Rock, Granny, Roll (Hank
Ballard & The Midnighters)/Head Hunter (Johnny Otis)/To The Aisle (The Five
Satins)/Little Star (The Elegants)/Ionisation (Edgard Varèse & Juilliard
Percussion Orchestra)/Hound Dog (Big Mama Thornton)/Koko Joe (Don &
Dewey)/Oh Yeah! (Guitar Slim)/Could This Be Magic (The Dubs)/Story Untold (The
Nutmegs)/Third Interlude (Maro Ajemian)/Moanin' At Midnight (Howlin'
Wolf)/Standing Around Crying (Muddy Waters)/Don't Start Me Talkin' (Sonny Boy
Williamson)/Work With Me Annie (Hank Ballard & The Midnighters)/Interpolations
from Deserts: Interpolation III (Edgard Varèse)/Florence (The
Paragons)/Goodnight, Sweetheart, Goodnight (The Spaniels).
The obvious question: how does this compare to last
year’s Jukebox CD?
Well, as it only duplicates a few tracks, it’s a nice companion to it, and
sonically it sounds very good. But (unlike the earlier disc) there’s a distinct
lack of info about each track and their linkage to FZ, which the poorly written
liner notes don’t actually help to clarify. Still, much of the music is great
and you can hear some of the obvious influences on the young Frank. You’ve
probably seen previous Roots Of… CDs
by Snapper and their distinctively similar artwork. Given that MOJO and Uncut often give away similar compilations, I’d never bought one
before. But I’d say this is a must-have if you’ve already got and liked the
afore-mentioned Jukebox CD.
WARREN CUCCURULLO (featuring Terry Bozzio): PLAYING IN TONGUES (Edel
Records/Barfko-Swill)
Track list: The
Definitive Magical Miss Tickle Backwards Alphabet Song/For The Masses I, II,
III/Wreckelection/Meem/Think Kartoonz/Zoomout/Raging Bullshit/Sid Arthur's
Message/Intermission Possible/(Part 1) ImagineOrkestra Rehearsal Absolutely
Free Form/(Part 2) Smile/(Part 3) They're Mintee/(Part 1) Evreedaze Halloween
Bash From Imaginon - Hello Spoky/(Part 2) Holographic Jesus And The Cee Gee
Alien Attack/Prophomation Confirmed/Weedew/Simple Man/We're All Targets.
For The
Masses I, II, III and (Part 2)
Holographic Jesus And The Cee Gee Alien Attack include references to Mylo's
Destroy Rock & Roll (the latter
even samples Duran Duran’s Come Undone)
- something Warren once said he'd like to sample and use to introduce future
solo shows. I'd love to hear that (when are we gonna see you treading the
boards again, Warren?). Al Malkin, in his guise as fast-talking manager of many
Grammy award winners, Sid Arthur (“when I
talk, you listen”), amusingly refers to Warren as 'Cucamonga' and talks
about how he brought Shankar to the top during Zoomout. This album really is quite unlike anything Warren has ever
released before (and older readers may recall I raved about Trance Formed, The Blue, Road Rage and Thanks 2 Frank); it’s even better! Terry's
drumming of course impresses throughout, but there's many other fine musicians
here - including (notably, on We're All
Targets) some of the ZPZ guys and gal. And Dale Bozzio's in the mix, too.
The album has an Angelo Badalamenti/Twin
Peaks feel running through it, with lots of lyrical guitar solos (of which,
Sid Arthur’s is probably the
stand-out). Yes, Warren's conspiracy concerns provide much of the album’s
lyrical content, but that all just adds to the feeling of this being something
a bit special - and you should be aware that Warren does possess a great sense
of humour. What time is it, Andee? Time to download this album.
FRANK ZAPPA: LUMPY MONEY (Zappa Records, ZR 20008)
Disc One: Lumpy
Gravy (Primordial) - I Sink Trap; II Gum Joy; III Up & Down; IV Local
Butcher; V Gypsy Airs; VI Hunchy Punchy; VII Foamy Soaky; VIII Let’s Eat Out;
IX Teen-Age Grand Finale/Are You Hung Up?/Who Needs The Peace
Corps?/Concentration Moon/Mom & Dad/Telephone Conversation/Bow Tie
Daddy/Harry, You’re A Beast/What’s The Ugliest Part Of Your Body?/Absolutely
Free/Flower Punk/Hot Poop/Nasal Retentive Calliope Music/Let’s Make The Water
Turn Black/The Idiot Bastard Son/Lonely Little Girl/Take Your Clothes Off When
You Dance/What’s The Ugliest Part Of Your Body? (Reprise)/Mother People/The
Chrome Plated Megaphone Of Destiny.
Disc Two: Lumpy
Gravy (1984 UMRK Remix) - Part One/Lumpy Gravy (1984 UMRK Remix) - Part Two/Are
You Hung Up?/Who Needs The Peace Corps?/Concentration Moon/Mom &
Dad/Telephone Conversation/Bow Tie Daddy/Harry, You’re A Beast/What’s The
Ugliest Part Of Your Body?/Absolutely Free/Flower Punk/Hot Poop/Nasal Retentive
Calliope Music/Let’s Make The Water Turn Black/The Idiot Bastard Son/Lonely
Little Girl/Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance/What’s The Ugliest Part Of
Your Body? (Reprise)/Mother People/The Chrome Plated Megaphone Of Destiny.
Disc Three: How
Did That Get In Here?/Lumpy Gravy “Shuffle”/Dense Slight/Unit 3A, Take 3/Unit
2, Take 9/Section 8, Take 22/“My Favorite Album”/Unit 9/N. Double A, AA/Theme
From Lumpy Gravy/“What The Fuck’s Wrong With Her?”/Intelligent Design/Lonely
Little Girl (Original Composition - Take 24)/“That Problem With Absolutely
Free”/Absolutely Free (Instrumental)/Harry, You’re A Beast
(Instrumental)/What’s The Ugliest Part of Your Body?
(Reprise/Instrumental)/Creationism/Idiot Bastard Snoop/The Idiot Bastard Son
(Instrumental)/“What’s Happening Of The Universe”/“The World Will Be
As most people seem to agree, the first and last discs
are the ones to head for - all that unreleased wondrousness. But even disc two
has its moments (like the Thing-Fish sung opening to the finally available 1984
remix of Lumpy Gravy; makes you
wonder about Rip Rense's claim that, some sixteen years laters, Jerry Lawson
found a novel way to squeeze in the word "duodenum" on The
Persuasions' Frankly A Cappella vershum).
For my lumpy money, How Did That Get In
There? is the big highlight - a 25 minute FZ construction, some of which is
familiar from LG, but not all. Yes,
the original orchestral mono edit for Capitol Records that opens this whole
thing is wonderful, but the start of disc three is just a revelation. And that
particular disc gets better and better (though I could probably live without
the interview interruptions - they would be better placed at the very end, like
on MOFO, as they're listen once or
twice affairs): the instrumental tracks from WOIIFTM are absolutely belter – IBS
in particular. And how apt that this final disc should end with a few words
from God. More soon.
DON
Track list: I
Can't Breathe/How Are You Doing, Really?/Relentless Pursuit (Live)/Eyes Of The
Dead/A Private Lesson/Found Again/Silicone Hump (Live)/Not So Cute/The Eye of Agamoto/See
My Aura (Live)/Progress/The Milky Way/Mothersolo (Live)/Medulla Oblongata/For
Love of Bach/Amsterdam/Un Gawa/Sweet 15/Takeoff (Live)/Aegospotamos/Acid Rain
Pelting the Underground (Live)/What Should You Do? (Live)/Sacrificial Smoke
(Remix).
Following on from the re-release of Vile Foamy Ectoplasm and Works, this third
JIMMY CARL BLACK: CROSSFIRE DOWNLOAD BUNDLES
Some while ago I posted this page about
Crossfire's JCB download-only packages, providing track and musician details.
What I didn't add was any notes about this joyous stuff. So here goes. Rarities
on Can I Borrow A Couple Of Bucks Until
The End Of The Week? include the immediately post-Mothers Tom Wilson
produced High And Mighty, the
unedited Eternal Question, the Big
Sonny single Love Me Two Times/Love
Potion #9 and Jimmy's 1980 single Albuquerque
Bound/Thank You, Mr. Bill. Where's My Waitress? includes both Black
Olive tracks with Sandro Oliva from 1993 (Take
Your Clothes Off When You Dance and Willie
The Pimp - the latter with Don and Bunk), a stereo remix of Mayonnaise Mountain (featuring a
magnificent vocal from Ray Collins), some live and studio Geronimo Black
tracks, some Holzhaus, Black and Terrazas live material, a couple Jack &
Jim tracks, and the ultra-rare Lo Boys single from 1976 (Play Your Music/Funny Money).
My personal favourite of these downloads, If
We'd All Been Living In
FRANK
ZAPPA & SPECIAL GUESTS: AAAFRNAAA FZ BIRTHDAY BUNDLE (Zappa Records, iTunes
Plus)
Track list: Dancin’
Fool (Disco Version)/More Trouble Every Day/Gorgeous Inca/Ancient
Armaments/America The Beautiful/You’re A Mean One Mr. Grinch/Saturday
Girl/Alice/Espanoza/Dumb All Over/Twenty Small Cigars/Lacksadaisial/Dirty Love.
Nice to have the original edit of Ancient Armaments in the official digital domain at last, if still
not on a conventional CD. More Trouble
Every Day by the 88 band smokes – with Frank soloing over a 13-like vamp;
this, and the gorgeously laid-back Inca
solo from 79 are the two maion reasons why you should invest in this. Diva’s
two songs (Alice and Espanoza) are, again, pretty terrible.
When I interviewed Joe Travers back in 01, he said “I
don't write music, I just play everyone else's.” Well, this now sees his debut
as a composer: his Lacksadaisial (sic) features Scheila Gonzalez on sax and reminds me
a lot of Edgar Winter’s Frankenstein. His cover of 20 Small Cigars is pretty spiffy too.
More details can be gleaned here: http://www.zappa.com/fz/aaafnraa/2008aaafnraaa.html
JON LARSEN: THE JIMMY CARL BLACK STORY
Disc One: En
Route/Hi Boys And Girls, I'm Jimmy Carl Black/An Early Glimpse Of Planet
Ruth/Spaceship Bigear III/Turn It On, Elliot/A Helping Hand From Unca
Mickey/Opal, You Hot Little Bitch/Jimmy Carl Black's Dachs Reduction/Mayday
From Space/First Encounter In Space With A Real Martian/Oh No, She's Trying To
Rip My Spacesuit Open/A Creature Is Lurking In The Shadow/Jimmy-As-A-Ghost.
Disc Two: My
Name Is Jimmy Carl Black/The Atomic Gadget On Anthony-That Happened In Our
Little Town/No Trumpets In Rock'n'roll-The Keys/California In 1964-In Walked
Roy Estrada-The Soul Giants/Then We Went To Hawaii-LSD/Back To LA-Frenchy's A
Go-Go-The Original Suzy Creamcheese/San Francisco And Fillmore West-Freak Out
Comes Out-Turn It On, Elliot!/New York City-Absolutely Free-Off-Off-Broadway At
The Garrick Theater/Europe 1967-Barbarella And Roger Vadim-Zappa Food Poisoned
In Italy/He Didn't Like Hippies-Jammin' With Jimi Hendrix/Miami Pop Festival-Freak
Out At The Cast Away Hotel-Arthur Brown/Captain Beefheart-Dealing With
Herbie-Linda Ronstadt/Back To California 1968-The Mother's Second European
Tour-Royal Festival Hall/Janis Joplin-Grace Slick-Jefferson Airplane/Donuts In
Austin 1973-New Mexico-Big Sunny And The Little
Boys-Bandidos/Albuquerque-Clearly Classical-The Blob Shaped lp/Zappa Music
Again-The Austin Grandmothers 1988-Settlement With Frank/Eugene
Chadbourne-Germany-Dreams On Longplay/Meeting Moni-Not On Sunday, Not In
Bavaria/The Grandmothers 1998-Eating The Astoria-Leukemia.
The first disc has some great harmonica, marimba and
violin dominated, mainly mid-tempo, pieces. Spaceship
Bigear III is a bit of stand-out for me – quite dreamy. Yum. Occasionally,
the ghost of Jimmy Carl Black – the first Indian on Mars - turns up to help
narrate the continuing the story of Captain Zurcon’s exploration of the dark
side of our solar system. And the guitars are rightly a little more upfront
this time. Dach’s Reduction, Mayday and First Encounter are from the unabbreviated JCB sessions for the Strange News From Mars disc, and
additionally feature Tommy Mars. Otherwise, it’s Mr Larsen and his local crew.
The sprightly Oh No, She's Trying To Rip
My Spacesuit Open reminds me of the Austin-era Grandmothers, while A Creature Is Lurking has a Sexual Harrassment feel to it. The
second disc is a whole other other: basically just JCB rapping ‘bout his actual
life. If you listen closely, you’ll hear yer actual Stones playing. As noted in
my review of our
FRANK ZAPPA: JOE’S MENAGE (VAULTernative Records, VR
20081)
Track list: Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me?/The
Illinois Enema Bandit/Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy/Lonely Little Girl/Take Your
Clothes Off When You Dance/What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body?/Chunga's
Revenge/Zoot Allures.
Peeps
be saying they can’t hear Norma Jean Bell (who makes this ‘a less documented
line-up’), but she warbles on Chunga’s
and toots her alto a bit elsewhere. So there is some evidence. This includes
yet another Enema Bandit but it’s
early and fresh, and I also like the funky Honey.
But it really is a crying shame that we didn’t get Swallow My Pride or a proto-Any
Downers instead of the Mothers medley that’s pretty much the same as FZ:OZ (though Andre Lewis has trouble
with his organ at the end of Ugliest Part,
sending Frank into some Wizard Of Oz and
It Can’t Happen Here references).
Also, even
ZAPPATIKA:
THE SHORT BUT LEGENDARY FLIGHT OF THE DODO (FreakOutProduktionz, 2008)
Track list: The Secret Word/Music Is The Best/Wino
Willie’s Montana Hop/Gregor The Swami/Snakeman/Dirty Animal/Finally Got It
Right/The Short But Legendary Flight Of The Dodo/Mysterious Masala/Frankie’s
Tune/Joe’s Cajun Garage/Heavy Shark/Indian Joe/I Don’t Think So!/Deception In
The Night/Age Of Megabot.
Must admit I was a little slow cottoning on to
ZAPPATiKA, who hail from my homeland. But when I finally did, I thought: this
is the way! They’re “a very badly disguised” FZ tribute band, who incorporate
lots of ‘fat’ beats, modern noises, and long airy multi-overdubbed guitar lines
– as well as copious FZ references - to create their own unique sound. My
favourite track so far is actually a non-Zappa slow guitar instrumental piece.
Originally titled Boris The Jazz Dog,
band leader and guitarist McInnes wrote it a long time ago, and always had a
sound in his head for the lead guitar melody which he could never quite
capture. Until now – “I finally kind of got it the
way it is in my head!” he exclaimed. So, now the song is simply
known as Finally Got It Right. I
think you’ll agree. Where to start with the Zappa references? Well, just a quick
scan of the track list will give you a good idea. They crop up all over. But as
I say, there’s also much originality on display here. No straight covers.
Indeed, only Joe’s Cajun Garage is
actually credited to FZ, though the band readily admit that the debt is large.
Looking forward to big things from these guys. Check out the album promo here: http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=44773211
J21: YELLOW MIND:BLUE MIND
Track list: Within The Space Of 7 Breaths/The Truth
Behind The Veil/Earthspiritual Surgery/Felicidad/On The Shores Of The Cosmic
Ocean/The Edge Of Now/Yellow Mind:Blue Mind.
Experimental guitar player J21 (aka Joseph Diaz, who
put together the Eyeinhand Sampler CD a few years back) has produced a great
debut album here. Mixed and produced by former T-Ride, Snake River Conspiracy
guitar god Geoff Tyson, and featuring performances from Trey Gunn, Graham
Bonnet and Ed Mann, it's essentially a guitar-based rock album, but has lots of
nice spacey interludes and acoustic playing. The CD can be bought from J21's
website (www.lawof21.com) as a digital download, and the
booklet (with some great artwork) can be downloaded for free from there also.
The album's title comes from Don Preston. "I
did an email interview with him for the Arf-Dossier 10 years ago,"
says Joseph, "My last question (not published
in the mag) was if he could gave me a title for my next album. He answered me
"Yellow Mind:Blue Mind".
For some years, I forgot about it, and then when looking for a title for the
record I remembered it, and I really think it is perfect for the record. I
tried to contact Don recently to tell him about it."
VARIOUS ARTISTS: FRANK ZAPPA’S JUKEBOX – The Songs That Inspired The Man (Chrome
Dreams, CDCD5023)
Track list: Riot In Cell Block No. 9 (The
Robins)/Louie Louie (Richard Berry)/Work With Me Annie (Hank Ballard and the
Midnighters)/Ionisation (Edgard Varese)/My Starter Won't Work (Lightnin'
Slim)/Okie Dokie Stomp (Clarence Gatemouth Brown)/Leavin' It All Up To You (Don
& Dewey)/I Asked For Water (She Gave Me Gasoline) (Howlin' Wolf)/The Closer
You Are (The Channels)/Your Cash Ain't Nothing But Trash (The
Clovers)/Louisiana Blues (Muddy Waters)/Song (Cecil Taylor)/Bacon Fat (Andre
Williams)/Rubber Biscuit (The Chips)/Bagatelle (opus 9) (Anton Webern)/Symphony
(opus 21) (Anton Webern)/W.P.L.J. (Four Deuces)No No Cherry (The Turbans)/Out
There (Eric Dolphy)/The Story Of My Life (Guitar Slim)/Three Hours Past
Midnight (Johnny Guitar Watson)/Directly From My Heart (Little
Richard)/Stranded In The Jungle (The Cadets)/Rite Of Spring (extracts) (Igor
Stravinsky)/Nite Owl (Tony Allen).
Way back a long time ago, before I’d heard Edgard
Varese or the Them Or Us album
(mainly because it had still to be recorded), I tuned into FZ being a
fraudulent disc jockey on BBC Radio 1’s Star
Special. He announced “I think that it's
appropriate to make this segue because these are two of my very favourite
records and I think they should be heard as a pair. The first is The Closer You Are by The Channels, and
this will lead directly into Hyperprism.”
What I then heard made me instantly see where Frank was coming from. Well, this
album does that in spades. Hear Lightnin’ Slim exhort Lazy Lester to “blow your harmonica son”. Hear the originals of
songs Frank actually covered over the years. Hear the songs he frequently
referenced in interviews. During the above-mentioned radio show, he also played
I Asked Her For Water by the Howlin'
Wolf (“another person with exquisite diction”).
This CD is really well researched and put together by Derek Barker, whose
excellent liner notes reveal that Richard Berry sings both the first two tracks
on this compilation. This is a must-have for any self-respecting Zappa fan. And
we have more to look forward to from Chrome Dreams: they’re part-way through
the production of a Frank Zappa & The Mothers of Invention Under Review 60s documentary DVD, having
already filmed interviews with Billy James, Art Tripp, Bunk Gardner and Don
Preston.
FRANK ZAPPA: ONE SHOT DEAL (Zappa Records, ZR 20007)
Track list: Bathtub Man/Space
Boogers/Hermitage/Trudgin' Across The Tundra/Occam's Razor/Heidelberg/The
Illinois Enema Bandit/Australian Yellow Snow/Rollo
Well, the release of this was kinda curious, but at least it’s here and
now we can see and hear what the ZFT has excavated from the Vault for us. As
Gail notes, it’s like a sandwich with Occam’s
Razor (that’s the On The Bus solo
kept simple, stoopid) the meat in the middle. And a tasty little treat it is
for sure. One of the things that leapt out at me (and I really should know this
by now, having purchased Roxy &
Elsewhere shortly after its release) is what an inventive bass player Tom
Fowler. Bathtub Man is a blues with
atypical Duke and Brock (FZ’s co-composers on this one) silliness that extends
into great solos from George and Frank. Space
Boogers has Chester keeping straight 16ths on the hi-hat, a little like
Dummy Up, while George and Frank squirt notes at each other. It sounds like
it’s from a soundcheck. Trudgin' Across
The Tundra is part pf a 30 minute improv by the Petite Wazoo called Seven, the second half of which appears
in edited form as D.C. Boogie on Imaginary Diseases. It features some odd
sheep-like bleats from the horn section. Then follows that mighty full
unfettered Inca solo with a slightly
controlled but still amazing Vinnie. Heidelburg
is A Solo… from The Guitar World According To FZ cassette (so that just leaves the
MIKE KENEALLY: WINE AND PICKLES (EXOWAX 2409)
Track list: 2CTV/Feelin' Strangely/Li'l/Backwards Deb
(3rd person)/Bubble Creek/Never Ever Wrong/Unused Hum/I Heard About What You
Said/Inhale (with Lyle Workman)/4S/Skull Bubbles (uncut)/Stop For Flashing Red
Light, Part One/Lonely Man (studio)/Selfish Otter (uncut)/A Concise Piano
Statement/AeroDef/Kevorkian 3/Thou Shalt Not Kill/Paloma (alternate
version)/Kevorkian 17/The Endings Of Things.
Comprising mainly outtakes from Dancing, Dog and Nonkertompf, this is a fine MK sampler
showing off the many facets of this multi-talented
guitarist/keyboardist/composist. His vocals are oddly reminiscent of Rufus
Wainwright on Feelin’ Strangely
(which features some nice guitar work, including from Rick Musallam)…and like
Roy Estrada mid-Stop For Flashing Red
Light. Li’l is just a wondrous
instrumental that gives me the same sit up and beg for more feel that most of
the Guitar Therapy CD does. Thou Shalt Not Kill would sound at home
on Wooden Smoke, and The Endings Of Things is a great, great
outtake; sounds like he couldn’t get the vocals just right, but it’s a
beautiful song. This disc provides a great overview of the many talents of MK,
so go get it.
JIMMY CARL BLACK: FREEDOM
JAZZ DANCE (Azzurra Music, TBP11473)
Track list: Happy Metal/Taste Of Snakes/Freedom Jazz
Dance/Like A Virgin Queen/The Bad Wolf.
I hadn’t fully appreciated what a busy king bee JCB
had been in the run-up to his 70th birthday, what with tours with the Muffin
Men, the JCB Band and Eugene Chadbourne, his collaboration with Jon Larsen, the
commencement of Crossfire’s reissue campaign of his back catalogue, the release
of the How Blue Can You Get? and Hearing Is Believing CDs, and this.
Recorded in May 2007, it marks a bit of a change musically, being performed
without any guitars, three blow monkeys, two babes (on keys and percussion),
and one DJ T “The Thief” on electronics. Having said that, the first track is
not such a radical departure, being an R&B workout with typical oration and
rock steady drumming from the Indian of this happy metal band. Track two
follows a similar pattern – opening and closing vocals (this time by Valentina
Black – no relation, “but I wish she was!” quippeth Jimmy), with a lengthy
horn-led mid-section – but it’s a more up-tempo spacey psychedelic affair. Dr
Chadbourne comments that Bruno Marini’s organ is dripping with pesto on the
cover of Eddie Harris’s title track. Perhaps they should have renamed it Freedom Jazz Discharge for this outing. Like A Virgin Queen is perhaps the most
atypical thang here – a flute propelled disco platform underpinning airy vox
from Valentina. The Blacks duet on the final track, obviously influenced by
Neil Jordan’s The Company Of Wolves
and starring Valentina as Little Red Riding Hood, Jessica Fletcher as the
Grandmother, and Jimmy Carl Black in the title role. Oh yeah. I like it. I like
it a lot.
ZAPPA
PLAYS ZAPPA: SOUNDTRACK EXCERPTS FROM THE ZPZ FILM (Razor & Tie, 7930182993-2)
Track list: Tell Me You Love Me/Florentine
Pogen/Cheepnis/Cosmik Debris/I’m The Slime/Don’t Eat The Yellow Snow/St.
Alfonzo’s Pancake Breakfast/Father O’Blivion/Black Page #2/Peaches En
Regalia/Zomby Woof/The Torture Never Stops.
With no visuals, you’re able to focus on the
sounds and here you note the differences from the original recordings –
noticeably, Scheila’s back-up vocals, Aaron’s keyboard fills, and the
re-arranged ‘almost Chinese’ part of Cheepnis.
You also hear the amazing playing of percussionist Billy Hulting and Jamie
Kime’s subtle contributions. Did Dweezil really not realise that Napi was able
to pull off his amazing performances as special guest because of his five
year’s of ‘rehearsals’ with Project/Object and the Grande Mothers? There’s a
couple of great guitar solos here: the first from Steve Vai during Zomby Woof (he makes the song his own),
and then young Dweez’s on Torture,
which starts slowly until he flicks a switch and burns the house down. Possibly
because of the way I’m The Slime and Black Page #2 segued into another piece
or a Dweezil rap (he says “thank you very much, everybody” a few times on this
disc), the audience cheers sound a little odd at the end of these pieces, but
that’s a minor quibble: ZPZ are the best FZ tribute band around at the mo’.
VARIOUS
ARTISTS: 20 EXTRAORDINARY RENDITIONS – THE IDIOT BASTARD SON (Cordelia Records,
CD043)
Track list: The
Idiot Bastard Son as interpreted by:
Die Beistelltische, Jerry Outlaw, The Vegetarians, Oldgreygoat And His Girls,
Ensemble Ambrosius, Freedom In Hats, Evil Dick & The Banned Members, The
FoolZ, John Tabacco, DOOT!, Nigey Lennon, The FrazKnapp Fusion Project, The
Thurston Lava Tube, Project/Object, Pojama People, Bogus Pomp Orchestra, Todd
Grubbs Group feat. Bo Smith, The Wrong Object Vs The Friendly Dogs, The Whip It
Out Ensemble and Gamma.
What can I
say? Well, it wouldn’t be right…but maybe I can quote Simon Prentis (Frank's
Semantic Scrutinizer)’s email to me after the London Grande Mother’s show: “…back to Gamma's and your immaculate IBS extravaganza.
Now THAT'S how it should be done. I'm sure Frank would have LOVED it, but
regardless, it does it for me fer sure. I think you've just found a template
for 'exploiting the back catalogue' so to speak. Each and every one of the
different versions comes at the song from a different angle, mining something
unique from the mother fractal without 'fetishing the commodity' in any way
whatsoever (always the downside with 'tribute bands' as far as I'm concerned).
What a great concept. What a great selection. What a great bunch of bands. And
what a wonderful way to revisit and celebrate the work without resorting to
nostalgia for the old folks. Respect!”. High praise, indeed. Read some
more-a here. And there’s a proper review (plus
interview with yours truly, and an exclusive Bonus track) at http://www.davemcmann.com/reviews.html
FRANK
ZAPPA: TRANSMISSIONS (Special guest reviewer: Dave from G&S Music – who isn’t stocking this item!)
Track list: I'm The Slime/Purple Lagoon/Peaches En
Ragalia(sic!)/Dancin’ Fool/The Meek Shall
Inherit Nothing/St Alphonso.
Transmissions is just about as bad as you might imagine it could be. Like the Music In Review DVD, you get a
"book" and a disc in one package, but which is CD case size. The book
is a short biography written by Jeff Perkins, who I hadn't heard of before. His
qualification for the job appears to be that he likes Frank's music and works
in journalism. He's written 20,000 words which are mostly his opinion on a few
CDs and a potted history, mostly of the early Mothers. A quick read through
didn't show up any glaring errors of fact but no insights either. The CD has
six tracks (all taken from the December 76 and October 78 Saturday Night Live
shows): audio and "enhanced video" versions of each. The audio runs
exactly 20 minutes. The video plays in Quicktime and, initially, I couldn't get
it to work. I lost interest at that point. The sound quality is poor as well.
In a word, avoid. Put out by the people that Gail should really be after.
VARIOUS ARTISTS: ZAPPANALE #18
Disc One: "The
psycho I've become..." (Larry "Wild Man" Fischer)/Pärt
Preston (Don Preston’s Akashic Ensemble)/Help, I'm A Rock-It Can't Happen Here
(Don Preston’s Akashic Ensemble)/Reggie Don't Sweat It (Monty & The
Butchers)/Apostrophe (Monty & The Butchers)/Tapas Nocturne (Christophe
Godin And Mörglbl)/Pygmy Twylyte (Christophe Godin And Mörglbl)/Uncle Meat
Suite (I Virtuosi Dal Pianeta Talento)/Village Of The Sun-Echidna's Arf (Of
You)-Don't You Ever Wash That Thing? (Project/Object)/Filthy Hobbits (Trigon)/The
Disc Two: "GOD!"
(Paul Green Kids)/Electricity (Kimono Draggin' featuring Stephen
Chillemi)/G-Spot Tornado (Octafish)/Sofa (Sex Without Nails Bros)/"He screwed me..." (Larry
"Wild Man" Fischer)/Whales (Space Debris)/Grandchild of Mr. Green
Genes (Polytoxicomane Philharmonie)/Dog Breath Variations (The Great Googly
Moogly)/Debra Kadabra (Wolfhard Kutz featuring Lol Coxhill)/Meeting Of The
Spirits (Jazzprojekt Hundehagen)/Petrushka-Muffin Man (Harmonia Ensemble)/"Nice talking to ya..." (Larry
"Wild Man" Fischer)/Tell Me (Chad Wackerman Trio)/I'm The Slime-Dumb
All Over-The Message (Finale).
Bonus Disc: "I'm
famous in Germany..." (Larry "Wild Man" Fischer)/Central
Community Crisis (Don Preston’s Akashic Ensemble)/Any Downers (Monty & The
Butchers)/Février Afghan (Christophe Godin And Mörglbl)/Andy (I Virtuosi Dal
Pianeta Talento)/Big Swifty (Project/Object)/Zeitgeist Related Accidents
(Trigon)/Let's Get Bizet (Kimono Draggin)/Nothing (Octafish)/Uncle Remus (Sex
Without Nails Bros featuring Napoleon Murphy Brock)/Flight 858 (Polytoxicomane
Philharmonie)/Fifty-Fifty (The Great Googly Moogly)/Black Napkins (Jazzprojekt
Hundehagen)/King Kong (Harmonia Ensemble)/Eat That Question (Finale).
Can you imagine the feeling of walking away from the
Zappanale with the hard-drive of all that weekend’s music tucked under your
arm? Frickin’ gorgeous. John and I soon set to marking up the tracks to be
included on these discs, but were beset by technical problems. We eventually
overcame them, and this is what finally transpired. Friggin’ gorgeous. Shame it
couldn’t have been a 3-CD set, but with the Bonus disc it kinda is. I figure
the main aim is for these to be a souvenir of the event as well as a sort of
sampler so that you then go check out more of the featured bands’ material (and
of course listen to the ‘riginal sources; I personally finally went out and
replaced my old Bird Of Fire vinyl
with a 5-CD Mahavishnu box set). After a lengthy period of time, and for no
apparent reason, I played these discs again recently and they actually blew me
away. I guess I shouldn't blow my own trumpet, but it's really the musicians
that make it what it is. At times ragged, this is mostly a very fine selection
of finely played fineness. Shame there probably won’t be a similar souvenir for
#19.
ZAPPANALE #28, BAD DOBERAN, GERMANY, 14-16 July 2017
ZAPPANALE #27, BAD DOBERAN, GERMANY, 15-17 July 2016
BRITTEN
SINFONIA WITH GUEST STAR EDDIE GOMEZ (BASS), MILTON COURT, LONDON, 18 NOVEMBER
2015 (by two special guest reviewers)
Geoff Wills: As part of the London Jazz Festival, Britten Sinfonia presented a concert
of Third Stream music, ie. music that blends elements of classical and jazz.
Star bass player Eddie Gomez (ex-Bill Evans, Chick Corea, Steps Ahead) was a
guest soloist on pieces by Claus Ogerman and Simon Bainbridge, and music by
Igor Stravinsky and Darius Milhaud was also played. Of special interest in the
programme were two pieces by Frank Zappa, namely Igor’s Boogie and The Perfect
Stranger, and these were immaculately performed. My only complaint was that
it was a pity that more Zappa wasn’t played (Igor’s Boogie only lasted a minute), but overall this was an
enjoyable concert, further demonstrating Zappa’s acceptance in a jazz-related
situation, and showing that, even if you can’t join the mainstream, at least
you can join the Third Stream.
James Richardson: First
off, I’m a huge fan of the Britten Sinfonia. Their energy and interpretation of
all the compositions they perform leaves you breathless. This evening was no
exception.
As part
of the London Jazz Festival it was Eddie Gomez’s evening. He crafted his style
of bass playing with Bill Evans in the mid-60s and through most of the 70s. I
first became aware of him performing with Chick Corea and Herbie Hancock in the
70s and it was thrilling to see him (now 71) laying down all those musically acrobatic
bass runs in Claus Ogerman’s Symbiosis
(1974) as well as featuring in the world premiere of Simon Bainbridge’s Counterpoints (2015). In my opinion, not
the fitting climax to the evening. A jagged and difficult composition which never
really did it for me.
However,
the first half of the concert was the thing. A beautifully balanced selection
of mainly Stravinsky and Zappa. The two Stravinsky pieces – Tango (for solo piano) and Ragtime
(for 11 instruments) – particular
favourites of mine and were both beautifully played. They were the bread to the
sandwich filling of Frank’s Igor’s Boogie
(1970). An elaborate new arrangement by Philip Cashian. I’m so used to the
beautiful, and fairly simple Burnt Weeny
recording that this new arrangement, and the breakneck speed it was played at,
left me a little dazed…and thrilled. It only lasted for one minute. They should
have played it twice!
And so
to the main event …. Frank’s The Perfect
Stranger (1984). What a brilliant performance. The great thing about the
Britten Sinfonia is that they’re not shy in showing off. I mean that in a good
way. The Boulez recording we know so well sounds polite and genteel compared
with this performance. I loved the way the harp took centre stage and swept
everything else to one side as well as bringing all the playing to a climax. A
special mention should go to Jacqueline Shave who is not only the orchestra
director but also first violin. In her torn black jeans and signature fetish
leather boots, she played up a storm, not only in The Perfect Stranger but also for the whole evening.
I love The Perfect Stranger. This was a perfect
performance.
It
would be stupid not to mention Darius Milhaud’s La Creation Du Monde…again the Britten Sinfonia gave a terrific
performance of it. Tucked away between the two Gomez performances in the second
half, it wasn’t the star of the evening – that went to The Perfect Stranger - but it was a close second. Thrilling.
ZAPPANALE #26, HAMBURG/BAD DOBERAN, GERMANY, 15-19
JULY 2015
ZAPPANALE #25, BAD DOBERAN, GERMANY, 17-20 JULY 2014
THE GRANDMOTHERS OF INVENTION, UNDER THE
BRIDGE, LONDON, 1 MARCH 2014
Set
list: Call Any Vegetable/Invocation And
Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin/Mother People/Who Are The Brain
Police?/T’Merhsi Duween/The Eric Dolphy Memorial Barbecue/Absolutely Free/Who
Needs The Peace Corps?/I’m The Slime/The Eternal Question/The Orange County
Lumber Truck/More Trouble Every Day/The Duke Of Prunes.
Encores: Sofa No. 1/Peaches En Regalia.
This gig was originally scheduled to take place late last year, but got
postponed. In the interim period, Napoleon Murphy Brock has left the band he’s
been fronting since 2002 (was he pushed, or did he jump?) and Don Preston has
lured back out of semi-retirement his old mucker Bunk Gardner. Added to the
line-up is the man who played bass with Wazoos Grand and Petit, as well as on
one of the sacred three: yes, Dave Parlato. So yet another iteration of the
band that was originally formed in 1970 (according to JCB’s recollections). As
this was their first live outing in this formation, it was to be expected that
they’d be a little shaky - with Don, now thrust back into the spotlight,
forgetting some of Frank’s lyrics - but I have to say that he and Bunk provided
better value for money than fellow octogenarians B.B. King and Chuck Berry. And
the backline of Chris Garcia (GMOI drummer/percussionist/vocalist since 2003),
stunt-guitarist ‘Mad’ Max Kutner and Parlato were flawless.
Before
the music, the three alums held a little Q&A session (“a 15 minute personal
talk with the audience about their Zappa experiences") which concluded
with an amusing New Age health routine. But Kutner was first to raise the roof,
with a paint-blistering solo during Invocation
And Ritual Dance. Don revived his
recitation of the Captain’s Neon Meate
Dream Of A Octafish during Who Are
The Brain Police?, and did his always funny egg trick towards the end of Eric Dolphy. Then he and Bunk removed
their dinner jackets to reveal some groovy psychedelic shirts for Absolutely Free. When the band struck up
I’m The Slime, things noticeably got
upped a notch, with Kutner’s solo followed by one from Bunk on sax and Don on
iPhone. Don whipped out his third-hand for the big Orange County medley and before I knew it my sensible head was
telling me not to miss my last train. Instead, I missed the two encores. D’oh!
Overall,
an enjoyable night out. It’s always good to see Don and Bunk, and an added joy
to see Mr Parlato for the first time (for me, anyway). I’m confident that by the
time they reach Zappanale in July, they’ll be tighter than a chicken’s
sphincter.
BBC CONCERT ORCHESTRA: 200 MOTELS –
THE SUITES, ROYAL FESTIVAL HALL, SOUTHBANK, LONDON, 29 OCTOBER 2013
Although GZ sez she wants this score (painstakingly pieced together by
Ali N Askin, Todd Yvega and Kurt Morgan) and other selected works and
arrangements by FZ to be rented by chamber orchestras, it seems highly unlikely
that there will be any repeat of this stage presentation on anything like the
same sort of scale ever again. At least, not without Gail’s supervision. And
not in the very near future, either, since conductor Jurjen Hempel and the
Southbank have been working towards putting this production on for nearly ten
years. The fact that we had two such performances on different sides of the
Atlantic within the space of one week still boggles the mind.
Hempel
did a magnificent job of navigating the BBC Concert Orchestra through the 13
suites (which were performed as one continuous piece, lasting 90 minutes). Soprano
Claron McFadden (reprising her role as the Rock & Roll Interviewer from
Y2K’s Holland Festival) was absolutely stunning – and not just in voice, but in
her depiction of the character too. Ian Shaw and Brendan Reilly's portrayal of
Mark and Howard was SOOOO PROFESSIONAL,
though a little less fun and flamboyant than the actual buxom twosome. The
London Voices dutifully waved their luminous dildos and appeared to be having
fun. Ditto the personable Sophia Brous, who appeared to be helpfully cajoling
and reassuring her fellow groupie, Diva.
Richard
Strange as Rance came across more like Max Von Sydow playing The Colonel from
Monty Python, but grasped his part (fnarr!)
with great confidence. The contribution of the ‘rock band’ stage left was
comparatively small but skillfully driven by Joe Travers, and provided some
nice contrast to proceedings. Of note was fact that the band also included two
Zappatistas in Steve Lodder (keyboards) and Annie Whitehead (trombone) - and of
course Scott Thunes on his trusty bass. Donning an Afro-wig for a wired
representation of Jeff Simmons was a revelation; Scott had apparently asked to
play this character (who he memorably met at the Roundhouse in 2010) and was
overjoyed to be selected for it. He was word-perfect and seemed to will his
good and bad consciences to up their game.
Which
brings me to the flaws (and there were only a few). These came more in the
narration – most obviously the missed cues by Diva and Jessica Hynes (a late
addition to the cast, and thus presumably under-rehearsed). But more
significantly for me, from Tony Guilfoyle’s portrayal of Frank. Wearing a wig,
false 'tache, imperial and speaking in a fake American accent, he looked and
sounded more like Groucho Marx. This confusingly made the telling of the
unreleased story of The Pleated Gazelle
less humorous than it should have been.
But
overall, it was a marvellous thing to behold and the orchestral passages were
buoyed nicely by the thread of a story we know well. In fact, the closer it
came to ending, the sadder I became. All too soon, Penis Dimension had swiftly segued into Strictly Genteel, making for a spine-tingling grand finale. I doubt
I’ll ever witness anything like this again.
But
then, with the BBC broadcast
imminent, the involvement of some young cult stars (both here and last week in
LA), Zappa’s works at this year’s Edinburgh Festival/Proms, and the continuing
efforts of DZPZ, maybe I should be optimistic about future possibilities for
Frank to be more widely recognised as the musical innovator/supreme composer
that he undoubtedly was.
On the
Sunday before this event, the Southbank had Gail talk about her life, the 60s
and Frank where she admitted that ‘Roxy By Proxy’ had not been a success, with
only a handful of licenses sold. She also paid a very nice spontaneous yet
heartfelt tribute to the Vaultmeister, who she said saved her ass after Frank
passed away. Also, I finally got to meet the delightful Pauline Butcher (here we are together).
And right before the main event, three of the cast ‘performed’ the Drool Britannia chapter from The Real FZ Book, then Gail & Joe
& Scott & Jurjen rapped awhile about the origins of the music for 200 Motels, which was initially intended
for a piece called Music For The Queen’s
Circus and was to have featured Cathy Berberian.
All in
all, a near perfect one-off experience I wouldn’t have missed for the world.
(Photo courtesy of Clint Walker)
LOS ANGELES PHILHARMONIC: THE CONCERT
200 MOTELS - THE SUITES, WALT DISNEY CONCERT HALL, LOS ANGELES, CA, 23 OCTOBER
2013 – special guest reviewer: Tom Brown
I’m
going to preface this by telling you what a steadfast fan I’ve been of 200 Motels since I first ran across the 200 Motels album in 1971 (several months
before the film was released), and played the bejesus out of it. I loved it
immediately and found it to be a groundbreaking experience rife with the usual
and wonderful music I had grown to expect from my favorite composer. There were
no other Pop groups (I use the term loosely) that I knew about that were
capable of writing and performing rock n’ roll combined with orchestral music,
along with the smutty and low-brow humour that we all know and love. But then
they didn’t have anyone named Frank Zappa writing for them either. A month or
so later it was announced that 200 Motels
the movie was going to have its world premier at the Doheny Plaza Theatre
(Beverly Hills no less), and my beautiful live-in girlfriend being a hardcore
fan of Frank’s music herself managed to get us tickets. Upon our arrival we
parked just across the street from the theatre to see Frank standing casually
in front of the venue talking to several fans. We were both consumed with
excitement of seeing our musical hero in person and proceeded to vacate the car
as fast as we could so we might introduce ourselves to the maestro.
Unfortunately by the time we crossed the street he was gone, but every freak in
Los Angeles was there and decked out in their finest and freakiest costumes.
Among them were two women with outrageous orange make-up denoting a pig’s face,
which qualified as the most impressive costume of the evening. However there
were many others who were waving their freak flag high as well. At least for
this one night the Doheny Plaza Theatre had been turned into the proverbial
Freak City. It was the finest display of pure, unmitigated freakiness I’ve seen
before or since. If one was living in or around Los Angeles in the early 70s
you’ll know what I’m talking about. Upon entering the theatre we immediately
spotted Don Preston walking across the lobby by himself and heading toward the
exit. But time she was a-wastin’ and we quickly located our seats to insure
that we weren’t going to miss anything. The strong smell of cannabis wafted
throughout the theatre like a summer breeze. We had just taken our seats when
the first joint of the evening was being passed down the aisle and into our
grasps, which continued and didn’t stop until the movie came to its end. There
were no ushers prowling the aisles telling people to extinguish them. Hard to
imagine now, although when we returned the following evening to see it again it
was a different day in more ways than one. Gone were the freaks and no one was
smoking anything, legal or otherwise. Freak City had moved on. As we all know
by now we each take something different away from a film and unfortunately a
great many people including a number of Zappa fans will profess to this day
that the movie is unwatchable. It is if one has no interest in FZ and is
offended by the self-indulgent atmosphere and endless inside jokes that the film
conveys up to the last frame. I have to take the position that I find the music
brilliant for its time and beyond. In addition I found all of the
characterizations to be spot on considering that the only professional actor in
the film was Theodore Bikel (not sure if we can count Ringo or Moon as a
professional actor). What can I tell ya? It works for me, no thanks to Tony
Palmer. It was one of many memorable evenings I’ve had with my favorite
contemporary composer. And now let’s check out the 2013 version at the Disney
Concert Hall…
…Night Of The Living Newts. 200 Motels At The Disney Concert Hall, October 23, 2013…
200 Motels Lives!
(Sort of.) (For the most part.)
I
remain astounded that the orchestral score to 200 Motels was performed at the Walt Disney Concert Hall last
Wednesday night, but there we were. Along with the usual coterie of hardcore
Zappa fans (hate to tell you this, but unlike the movie premier I did not see
one freaky person), mixed in with the middle-aged, conservative Disney Hall
subscribers, most of which had never heard anything by FZ. In fact in my
absolutely perfect seat, dead center on the second level I was sitting next to
one. A nicely dressed, matronly looking woman, early 50s, who told me that she
heard that we could expect to hear something she referred to as “Raunchy”.
After puffing out my chest so she might take note of the ‘Dog Breath Saloon’
T-shirt I’d decided to don for the occasion my reply was quick and to the
point, “That’s funny”, I told her, “I’ve been listening to 200 Motels for over 40 years and it has always seemed relatively
normal to me” (Frank would have been proud I’d like to think). A grimace formed
on her face. She recovered quickly though and then inquired, “What’s his real
name?” Every neuron in my brain was spastically twitching and urging me to
blurt out “Rondo Hatton”, but I got a grip on myself and told her the truth.
Why be cruel? She had no idea who Zappa was. But she had obviously seen the
signs posted throughout the venue that read…This performance contains mature
content and language, as well as strobe light lighting effects (which came from
the chorale during the ‘Interview’ segment.) She had no idea that there was a
movie, and/or album and after hearing that we were in store for something
‘Raunchy’ I informed her of such an item and advised her to avoid if at all
possible. I don’t think she was really ready for what was to follow, and when
the concert concluded she was out of her seat showing me her posterior as she rapidly
scurried away. Didn’t even say goodbye.
But I’m reasonably sure that she was not impressed with the musical
content in the slightest. You either get it, or you don’t. Adding to the
strangeness of it all was a man sitting to my right in his late 30s who
admitted to being a Zappa fan, and then revealed he had never heard or seen 200 Motels. Fortunately the concert was
just about to begin so I never got an explanation how he could have possibly
missed it being a fan as he claimed. Makes me wonder. Mercy.
This
magnificent event was in conjunction with the Walt Disney Concert Hall’s 10th
Anniversary (10 years to the day!), while the great Esa-Pekka Salonen conducted
the Los Angeles Philharmonic (115 pieces not counting the chorale, and 5 piece
rock group), in addition to the masterful Los Angeles Master Chorale (32 voices
strong and they appeared to be having more fun than anyone in the building. One
of the highpoints of the night in my opinion, especially during the
unparalleled, all-time grand finale, Strictly
Genteel. Hot damn. Curled my fuckin’ toes). Although none of the rock n’
roll music included in the score, which plays an integral part in the
extravaganza, was performed, they had Ian Underwood, Scott Thunes, Joe Travers,
Randy Kerber and Jamie Kime providing the rock ensemble ambience, which was
used sparsely at best. This was serious shit. The orchestra was wearing
tuxedos. Get it? In spite of the stern dress code of the orchestra they all
conveyed the idea that we were all here to have an unusually fun evening, which
began the minute the Chorale took the stage. As they filed on stage claiming a
riser above and in back of the orchestra it looked like the keystone cops had
arrived. They seemed to be jostling one another and striking strange poses. Mucho
animation. Some of the women would stand and hold their arms outstretched
before blowing kisses and waving to the audience. Soon they all began waving
and kissing, which prompted the audience to wave and kiss back, while the
orchestra commenced to do the ‘wave’. Funny stuff. In addition there were
players in the orchestra whose tuxedos were in disarray. One was wearing his
bowtie on his head, which provided a milieu that combined with everything else
we had seen thus far that this probably wasn’t going to be the usual staid and
serious concert. There is no doubt in my mind that Frank would have approved of
the pre-show levity on display.
I know
Gail was adamant that the orchestra be surrounded (as it is in the film) by a
concentration camp enclosure, but it was not that obvious as far as what the
minimal set conveyed unless you were very familiar with the film. There was a
large, bright red neon chair to the left of the stage where Larry the Dwarf
sat, who was clothed in the same purple sweater and pants exhibited in the
movie, as was the actor playing Frank. The distinguishing factor between them
was the harness that Larry wore throughout the performance although no wires
were attached. Michael Des Barres represented the character Rance, and of course
appeared right after the glorious Semi-Fraudulent/Direct-From
Hollywood Overture was rendered, to recite the opening lines from the film
and he almost got it right, but misspoke a line, as did other characters
though-out the performance. No biggie, but Jesus. However Esa-Pekka’s
meticulously and magisterial conducting was on fire and the orchestra
reciprocated by giving us a thoroughly spirited performance. Now the down side
of all of this…the actors/vocalists were indeed competent, but not for
something like 200 Motels. They were
on key, but the ‘eyebrows’ as FZ always referred to were missing in action.
Ironically enough they sounded like they were performing in a Broadway
extravaganza, which is not my cup of tea. Not for this project. It was far too
slick and not enough commitment to the actual material in my humble opinion.
Although they did do justice to This Town
Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich. Not bad. I have no idea if Mark or Howard were
even contacted and asked to participate (which would have been a major victory
for the production), but if they were I imagine that money would have been a
factor. As always. And what the fuck was the guy playing Lonesome Cowboy Burt
doing on stage? He came out of a side door at one point (unannounced) and
commenced to intimidate Mark, Howard and Jeff by hovering over them and
actually slapping them several times. He then wandered through the orchestra
with his intimidation face on reciting some lines from the film “Are you a boy
or a girl,” and so on. The strange thing being is there was an abundance of
dialog he was spewing that was not in the original score, and it wasn’t the
slightest bit amusing. I read that Gail wanted to do a tribute of sorts to
Jimmy Carl Black by having his big ‘cowboy’ number performed, and perhaps this
was a compromise, but I can guarantee that anyone not knowledgeable of the film
or soundtrack had to be totally confused why this guy was out there doing his
terrorization tactics routine that I found to be totally devoid of humor. It
went on far too long and I was glad to see him go when the segment ended. And
who was responsible for putting that extraneous dialogue in his mouth?
Blurry
images were projected on the wall in back of the stage that were for the most
part unrecognizable, although I was able to discern the smiling duck face from
the ending of Dental Hygiene Dilemma.
Pretty much a waste of time and effort, although having the lyrics to some of
the pieces projected intermittingly was a nice touch.
The
very attractive and alluring Hila Plitmann was the soprano soloist, and she was
never better when she was stripped of her outer clothing (I’m not making this
up) to reveal a bright yellow teddy, which may have been a first for the Disney
Concert Hall. Makes me hot and horny indeed, including every male in the
audience. Yet again there was a vast amount of mysterious, extraneous dialogue
coming from her that made me wonder where the hell it came from. If any of it
came from Frank, I had never heard it. And how could the guy playing Zappa wind
up in the nun-suit painted on old boxes? Am I the only one who was bothered by
this? Once again there was additional
spoken parts coming from the lovely Hila along with the basso profundo who
added his vocal to the mix. I was so thankful that Esa and the orchestra was
doing such an incredible job, which saved the evening in my estimation, because
once we got to I’m Stealing The Room
the eyebrows had disappeared again as far as the vocals are concerned. It was
the same with Penis Dimension during
Mark and Howard’s dialogue, “Manuel, the gardener…” and so on, and I felt
slighted that the performers obviously didn’t take the time to listen to their
cadence and vocal inflections to actually grasp the schoolyard humor aspect of
it all. However having the entire chorale waving glowing wavering dildos
(standing in for the torches used in the film), along with Diva (Janet) and
Sheila Vand (Lucy) made up for it. Another first for The Disney Concert Hall I
suspect. When the opening notes to Strictly
Genteel came forth and the basso profundo guy (Morris Robinson) began to
sing the long-ignored lyrics of this classic piece I felt luckier than ever to
be there to see the first performance in 40-some years of this being performed
with the lyrics. Although Frank closed a great many of his concerts with this
up until 1988, it was always without the lyrics. To my knowledge this was never
performed live with the libretto, only in the film. And it was goddamn
magnificent. So much so that I actually experienced one of those rare bolts of
energy coursing through my body during this close to perfection rendition,
which immediately made me forget some of the mysterious and nonsensical
additions to the script that I had endured up to this point. Can you say
‘uncanny’? It was breathtakingly superb. With the orchestra and chorale hitting
all the right notes, I began to wonder how anyone could hear this and not be
convinced that they were hearing one of the greatest pieces of music ever
written. Then again maybe I’m a bit biased as you can probably tell by my
relentless rant, but I’m betting that no Zappa aficionado on the planet would
take that argument on. After the song and the joyous and rousing ovation
concluded I headed for the stairs to hopefully find my car and several guys in
front of me were mulling over what they had just seen and heard. “If there was
a story in there I couldn’t follow it,” said one. His buddy replied “Hey, it’s
Frank Zappa. He was always hard to follow”. Their voices faded into the crowd
as I moved toward the exit to locate my transportation so I can’t be sure if
they enjoyed themselves or not. I certainly did in spite of my complaints re
the actors and mystery dialogue in conjunction with a few left turns into a
brick wall, none of which the orchestra or the chorale was guilty of.
Once I
was on the freeway heading back to my plastic motel room (Astro motel, Culver
City. Room 4. Will someone drop by and bring me some pot?), all I could think
about was that I must be the luckiest homeless person in LA to be able to attend
the event, thanks to a long-time friend (who is not even a Zappa fan) who
generously purchased a ticket for me (but not for himself) because he knew how
important it was for me. And then the memory of the interview I conducted with
my good friend Arthur Barrow several years ago came to mind. Arthur was at
Frank’s house one evening working on something and Arthur told him he thought 200 Motels was fantastic! A masterpiece
even, and Frank replied that he hated it because of all the mistakes that the
orchestra made. (You can read it in my book, Confessions Of A Zappa Fanatic, available at Amazon.) It made me wonder what Frank would have
thought of this performance and came to the conclusion that he would have been
extraordinarily pleased that his score was finally being heard after so many
years and played with the spirit and exactness that the orchestra and chorale
had displayed. I certainly was, and yet again I was in attendance at another
major one-time Zappa event taking place in LA, without the funds to buy myself
a ticket. Best thing to happen to me in months. Serendipity abounds, and I am
truly thankful.
Thanks
to Frank, Esa, the LA Philharmonic and the astounding LA Master Chorale.
I have
one last person to thank and that would be the one who decided not to make one
mention of Gail, or invite her onto the stage. You made my night! Newt me!
ZAPPANALE #24, BAD DOBERAN, GERMANY, 1-4 AUGUST 2013
THE MUFFIN MEN, THE BEAVERWOOD CLUB, CHISLEHURST, 2
APRIL 2013
Set
list: Zoot Allures-Yellow Snow-Black
Napkins/San Ber'dino/Trouble Everyday/City Of Tiny Lites/Jones Crusher/Pilchards
En Regalia/Cold Winter Gale (for JCB)/Eat
That Question/Village Of The Sun (with Inca
quote ending)/Whippin' Post/Cosmik
Debris/King Kong (reggae)-Chunga's Revenge-Let's Make The Water Turn Black/My
Guitar.
What
band could go from being stuck on the ‘road to hell’ (M25) for four hours to
arriving at a venue, unloading their gear, setting-up and commencing a
blistering hour and a half set in less than 30 minutes? You got it! The mighty
Muffin Men played to a reasonably sized (and hugely appreciative) crowd at the
Beaverwood Club. Having witnessed the power quartet in action just last month
at Festival Moo-ah, I had no hesitation in seeing them again. They really are
that good. And this time around we got a slightly different set-list, including
the addition of Cosmik Debris - sung
by keyboardist Phil. In the same way that they take Pygmy Twylyte to a whole different place, they're now doing so with
Black Napkins: a very impressive song
already, but they lift it up to a blistering climax. Which is one of the
reasons why I say pah to Dweezil’s objections to people wanting “to change the music”. We all love the originals
and always will, but please don't get all precious about it: it's just
entertainment. And that’s simply what the Muffin Men are all about.
FESTIVAL MOO-AH!: CORBY, ENGLAND, 8/9 MARCH 2013
DWEEZIL ZAPPA AT THE ROUNDHOUSE, LONDON, 9/10 NOVEMBER
2012
ZAPPANALE #23/HEAVY GUITAR DAY: BAD DOBERAN, GERMANY,
1-5 AUGUST 2012
MOSAE ZAPPA, HEERLEN, THE NETHERLANDS, 1-2 JUNE 2012
THE ARISTOCRATS: THE PEEL, KINGSTON-UPON-THAMES, 7
MARCH 2012
Set
list: Bad Asteroid/Greasy
Wheel/Boing!...I’m In The Back/Furtive Jack/Blues Fuckers/Flatlands/See You
Next Tuesday/I Want A Parrot/Train Tracks-drum solo/Waves/Sweaty Knockers.
Encore:
Erotic Cakes.
This
was an awesome first UK gig by this most awesome trio of musicians (Bryan
Beller/Marco Minnemann/Guthrie Govan). If you get the chance to see them, do it
- you will not be disappointed. They are even better live than on record.
Here’s a glimpse of what I saw, via J-Roc’s Beller-cam: http://youtu.be/jgh-plqN8ds. The support band,
the more song oriented Godsticks, were also great; they surprised us by pulling
off a great rendition of Echidna’s Arf.
ZAPPANALE #22: BAD DOBERAN, GERMANY, 19-21 AUGUST 2011
THE MUFFIN MEN featuring DENNY WALLEY: THE CAVERN, LIVERPOOL, 20 APRIL 2011
First set list: Zoot
Allures/Don't Eat The Yellow Snow/Black Napkins/San Ber'dino/Crew Slut/Cold
Winter Gale/Dead Girls Of London/City Of Tiny Lights/Jones Crusher/Suction
Prints.
Second set list: My
Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama/Peaches En Regalia/Pygmy Twylyte/Tryin' To Grow
A Chin/Suicide Chump/Whippin' Post/Wonderful Wino/Camarillo Brillo/Muffin
Man/Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance.
Encores:
Eat That Question/Magic Fingers.
If the Muffins won’t come down to me, then I gots to
go north to see ‘em, right? Having spent a Beatles’ weekend in Liverpool
earlier this year, I decided a trip back there would be easily do-able, and
Uncle Ian was happy to drive part of the way to make things even easier. We
arrived in time for a swift drink in The Grapes (the Fabs’ boozer), then hit
the Cavern and met Roddie and Denny. They told us the gig was to be a little later
than advertised, so we were thankfully able to grab a quick bite too. Back to
the Cavern and a familiar face awaited at the door to the back room – the guy
from Wolverhampton who attended the second Zappateers’ festival in
Bradford-on-Avon – with a spare ticket. Sweet! In I goes and the band are on
stage about to start. Sad to see tables and seats in front of the stage, but
nice to see both Mikey and Waco in the crowd. Starting as per the opening
triptych from Feel The Food (ah, what
memories!), Napkins saw Denny playing
sans steel finger, and knocking out some real nice licks. The other ‘new boy’,
Phil Hearn, then played a saxy keyboard solo, before Jumpy let rip in
characteristic stirring fashion. Roddie tells me that Phil is really a guitar
player (and huge Keneally fan); well, his keyboard work was outstanding –
especially when you learn that he only had five rehearsals with the boys before
hitting the road. San Ber'dino was
the first dance number of the night, but terpsichorean actions are kinda hindered
with all them tables in the way (we managed to infiltrate ‘em better a little
later though). Denny really lit up Crew
Slut with his slide, and Roddie ended it in typical Muffin fashion with a
reference to Rhino’s present for Mary looking like chips and mushy peas from
Whitechapel…she’d love it. Tiny Lites
saw Denny’s first lead vocal of the night, and things were warming up nicely
for a splendiferous end to the first set: the Captain’s Suction Prints was mind blowingly great, with Phil perfectly replicating
the horns. A quick piss and beer break, then straight into some traditional
dance music with My Guitar and Peaches. Next it was Rhino’s time to
play drums like Napi and sing like Chester (or something) on the piece they’ve
really been making their own these past few years: Pygmy Twylyte. During this song, darling Ben had to reprise his act
of gallantry with the over-exuberant guy from the Black Country. Knirps and
smirks. I’ve now lost count of the number of times I’ve seen the Muffins in
concert, but it’s more than any other band and this was one of their very best
performances - coming at the very end of their tour probably helped. Missed the
horns a bit during Eat That Question,
but this was a very minor grumble. The arrival of Denny has been a positive
boon and I hope he continues to join them in the futchum.
GUILDHALL
UBU ENSEMBLE: TWENTIETH CENTURY ROCKS, LSO ST LUKE’S, LONDON, 24 MARCH 2011
Set list: Chamber Sympony (John
Adams)/Octandre (Edgard Varèse)/Dérive (Pierre Boulez)/The Dog Breath Variations-Uncle Meat/The
Girl In The Magnesium Dress/The Perfect Starnger/Questi Cazzi Di
Piccione/Harry, You’re A Beast-Orange County Lumber Trick/G-Spot Tornado
(Frank Zappa).
Largely conducted by Matt Groening lookalike, Simon
Wills (who donned a poncho for the FZ pieces), this was a fairly low-key
affair, similar to Manson Ensemble’s final evening of the Roundhouse festival
at the Royal Academy of Music. St Luke’s is a fine old church, restored for use
as a rehearsal space for the LSO and sundry concerts (Elton John performed here
in 2006), and it was gratfifying to have a few people say they were only there
because I listed the event in my diary. The Ensemble is comprised of a bunch of young uns, who appeared to be
chuffed to be playing these tunes. The Adams’ piece had three movements
(fast/slow/fast) and was, in part, inspired by 50s cartoon music. Most
enjoyable (enhanced by the outbreak of audible heavy breathing during the final
movement from one young violinist, who was really going for it).
DIVA ZAPPA’S BRUCE, MAISON BERTAUX
GALLERY, LONDON, 3 FEBRUARY 2011
Her biggest art show to date, and it's in London.
Maybe it's the water, mama, maybe it's the tea? No, this obviously came about
as a result of The Mighty Boosh
connection, Noel Fielding having had a couple of exhibitions in this here cake
shop (Maison Bertaux is London’s oldest patisserie); indeed, Prince Vince’s
scribbles from his Bryan Ferry Vs The
Jelly Fox show are all over the walls still. Noel was of course in
attendance for this, the launch party, as were his little brother Michael (who
turned his back on me!), Edward Tudor-Pole, Sean Bean, Jane Horrocks (who looks
stunning in real life - forget the image you may have of her from Life Is Sweet and Ab Fab. Shwing!). The place was heaving, so at various points I
stood shoulder-to-shoulder with these celebs (and was able to get Diva to show
me her white ink tache tattoo), plus Sister Moon and GZ. I had a nice chat with
Dave Gamson of the Roundhouse, who was there to talk to Gail about the possible
second annual festival this year. I bemoaned the demise of the Electric Proms, which he seemed to think
had had a fair old run. I had a longer natter with Alan Clayson, who I'm
finding to be a very pleasant eccentric gentleman indeed. He feels the planned
FZ biog is the one he was destined to write, so I'm keeping my fingers crossed
that all pans out. Anyway, the reason we were there was to check out Diva’s
knitwear art pieces and couture canvas. There were over 50 pieces of this very
colourful stuff hanging in the gallery upstairs - you can check some of them
out here, but if you're in the smoke during the next five months, why not drop
in and see them for real? It’s very interesting stuff (the embroidered canvases
especially), and you'll also glimpse her work in progress, Emilio Estevez - which will eventually be a mile-long scarf. For
the record, the show is named Bruce
because Diva is always watching the film Die
Hard, so the spirit of Mr Willis apparently inhabits all of her pieces. And
the scarf is named after Martin Sheen's eldest because of an obscure film he
made with Moon in the early 80s. Prior to this event, I did seek to interview
Diva but was told by the gallery that, due to the family's sensitivities
towards knowledgeable fans/fan sites, this had not been relayed to the girl
herself. Instead, they've opted to expose her to the no-nothing mainstream
media who've just read the press release before going in. I guess the family
has no desire to present a better image to the fanbase? As GZ readily admitted
at the Roundhouse, she's a control freak. But surely any publicity is good
publicity? Oh well, they call the shots. End of.
ZAPPA AT THE ROUNDHOUSE, LONDON, 5-7 & 13 NOVEMBER
2010
ZAPPANALE #21: BAD DOBERAN, GERMANY, 13-15 AUGUST 2010
ZAPPA
PLAYS ZAPPA, THE BRIGHTON CENTRE, BRIGHTON, 22 JULY 2010 & HIGH VOLTAGE
FESTIVAL, VICTORIA PARK, LONDON, 24 July 2010
Brighton set list: Purple
Lagoon/Stink-Foot/Inca Roads/Daddy Daddy Daddy/What Kind Of Girl Do You Think
We Are?/Lonely Little Girl/City Of Tiny Lites/Blessed Relief/The Blue
Light/Pick Me, I'm Clean/The Little House I Used To Live In/Latex Solar
Pimp/Apostrophe/Advance Romance/T'Mershi Duween/Big Swifty/Montana/Peaches En
Regalia/Echidna's Arf/Keep It Greasey. Encores: Yellow Snow/Easy Meat/Cosmik
Debris/I'm The Slime.
High Voltage set list: Purple Lagoon/Florentine Pogen/Cosmik Debris/Inca Roads/Big Swifty/Easy
Meat/Latex Solar Pimp/Apostrophe/Keep It Greasey/Peaches En Regalia.
When ZPZ started, I felt Dweezil seemed to sit back a
tad - after all, he had Napi and Vai and Bozzio along. But now there's no
question: he's definitely the main man, with his guitar solos pretty much
stealing the show and his between song banter now a lot slicker. It was
fantastic that he'd obviously noted my request for Dragonmaster at Brighton at DweeziZappaWorld, as he referred to
"Mr IBS" and relayed the story behind the song for us all. It also
struck me at my first few ZPZ gigs how the whole band appeared fully engaged at
all times: in Brighton, Scheila and Bill and Ben sat out for a few periods,
with Billy really only contributing one big solo (during Big Swifty). And Jamie Kime didn't even get to solo by the sea (but
did at High Voltage). Okay, bottom line, brass tacks and all that: I think ZPZ
are now better than ever and Brighton was the best gig I've seen them play
(with the possible exception of Vicar Street); there was none of that carefully
rehearsed ad-libbed hand signal stuff, and the Dweez just blazed his way
through some great solos. His playing really has improved dramatically in the
past few years, and Canadian John was especially thrilled with his quote from
Rush's Tom Sawyer during Apostrophe. At High Voltage, someone was
heard saying they might as well go home after ZPZ as they'd seen the best band
of the weekend. High praise, eh? With a much shorter set, they were a lot
livelier with the songs tailored for a less-discerning (but bigger than
Brighton) audience. But that's not to say the Dweez wasn't mindful of us
anoraks: when he introduced Big Swifty,
he said it was from the Grand Wazoo
album; the second the band finished playing it, he corrected this statement! Oh
yeah - it's great to see Thomas Nordegg is now back in the fold. Most peculiar,
mama.
ZAPPATISTAS, PIZZAEXPRESS, LONDON, 14 JULY 2010
Set list: Peaches
En Regalia/The Grand Wazoo/Let's Make The Water Turn Black/Sofa/Eat That
Question-Sexual Harrassment In The Workplace/King Kong/Sleep Dirt/Big
Swifty/Waka Jawaka/Heavy Duty Judy/Harry, You're A Beast/Son Of Orange
County/Oh No!/Lumpy Gravy/I'm The Slime.
Having trekked up to Wigan last year for the 'Tistas
no show on Frank's birthday, I made sure they were playing this time. Mr E
wasn't enjoying the best of health, but he manfully manipulated his wang bar
and, I think, this was quite possibly the best I’ve seen his splendid
seven-piece ensemble. While they make no attempt to replicate the sound of the
records (no one can touch ZPZ in that regard), when they improvise on stuff
like King Kong, that's when they're
really happening, maaan. They made me wanna listen to the version on YCDTOSA as soon as I got home - which,
if I hadn't have drunk so much red wine, would've been later that night. Yelp,
bellow, rasp et cetera. Thorpe Bay’s nice this time of year, isn’t it?
Wonderful to hear their take on Waka
Jawaka. Much better than Shakira’s vershum. Er. Princess says they played Heavy Duty Judy like a Machine Gun. Shame there wasn’t a few
more there as John is a truly great guitarist and more should appreciate that
fact. Annie Whitehead played a couple of great solos – in fact the whole band
took a turn. And most importantly of all, they all looked like they were having
fun. Great night.
ZAPPANALE #20: BAD DOBERAN, GERMANY, 14-16 AUGUST 2009
ZAPPA PLAYS ZAPPA, O2 SHEPHERD’S BUSH
EMPIRE, LONDON, 14 JUNE 2009
Set list: Apostrophe/Montana/Village
Of The Sun/Echidna’s Arf (Of You)/Don’t You Ever Wash That Thing?/Cosmik
Debris/Inca Roads/The Black Page Drum Solo-Black Page #1/Black Page #2/Wind Up
Workin’ In A Gas Station/Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy/Peaches En Regalia/Son Of
Orange County/More Trouble Every Day/The Grand Wazoo/Outside Now/Bamboozled By
Love.
Encores: Don’t
Eat The Yellow Snow/Zomby Woof/Willie The Pimp.
“The
gal I love is up in the gallery. The gal I love is looking now at me. There she
is, can’t you see, waving her handkerchief, as merry as a robin that sings on a
tree.” Yes, boys and girls, Gail was in attendance, sitting
up in the balcony right alongside Mr Noel Fielding and his Mighty Boosh co-star, L’il Missy Diva. And how proud she was to be
gazing down upon her eldest boy and his chums. Dweezil later said he thought
this “was one of the most fun shows we've played
from any tour we've ever done. Amazing audience…” Pity that the set
consisted of nothing released after 1979 or any MOI originals (with the
exception of More Trouble Every Day’s
lyrics, I suppose). And though the new singer, Ben Thomas, has a good strong
voice, he didn’t actually get to use it to lead too many of the tunes presented
here: the overworked Scheila Gonzalez sang lead on Village Of The Sun and Son Of
Orange County and Joe Travers sang Cosmik
Debris, while a number of songs featured unison singing. So it would be
nice to see Dweezil’s born-again vision of a non-FZ associated band performing
more like one in future - and covering a less-narrowly focused crowd-pleasing
era of his father’s music. Having said that, they played what is – in the
parlance of our times - still great material very competently and looked like
they were really enjoying it on a number of occasions. Dweezil himself seems a
lot more relaxed as the front-man these days, though his cringe-worthy attempts
at emulating Frank (eg. his spoken word intro to Black Page #2 and use of hand signals to conduct the band/audience)
should be binned. While ZPZ do now seem to be attracting a young and more diverse
audience, it was heart-warming to see a couple of coves invited up on stage to
dance during Willie The Pimp
festooned in Zappateers/Zappanale apparel (Ob & Evil Prince, be they you?).
So, what else to report? Echidna’s
featured many soli, including a great one from the under-appreciated Jamie
Kime. Having industriously plunked her keys through the mid-section of Inca, talented Ms Gonzalez failed to
hook her horn up in time and missed a beat. Lacksadaisial? Hardly. It didn’t
really matter. Son Of Trouble Every Wazoo
had a bunch more solo spots, with DZ doing his hand-jobs and Ben showing off
his fine musical powerhorn technique and Nordestino Brazilian Rap meets Afro
Cuban Vocal thang (thanks, Gary!). Oh, and Diva jumped up for the Black Page #2 ballet lesson. Click this
pic to make it come to life:
ZAPPATiKA, THE PLOUGH INN, WALTHAMSTOW, 18 MARCH 2009
First set list: Spanish
Highwayz/Wonderful Wino Man/Scarlet Pimp/Sexual Harassment In The
Workplace/Space Flip/Rainy Dayz/Santani Variati/Leroy/Bamboozled By Love/The
Torture Never Stops/Lazy Gun/City Of Tiny Lites (a-la-rapido).
Second set list: My
Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama/Sleep Dirt/My Little Pony-Dark Room/Thru The
Wormhole/Crocodile Smile/Watermelon In Easter Hay/Titties & Beer/Cosmik
Debris/Black Napkins/Bobby Brown/Dirty Love/Muffin Man/I’m The Slime.
I first encountered front-man McInnes at Zappanale
last year, and he’s quite some dude. He
really bigged-up his band of merry men and so I very much looked forward to
seeing them in action. And here was my first opportunity. The Plough is a
little out of the way place, but Uncle Ian and I found it easily enough and had
time for a few beers and a play with the pub moggies. The band were a little
late starting as their young bassist had mislaid his passport. Emergency
arrangements were made, and... to punish him, they played one of their songs
extra fast. Poor lamb! So. Gamma, having counted them in, they were away. Many
of their own songs are sprightly little instrumentals with some pretty obvious
influences (guess what Santani Variati
sounds like). Leroy, though, has fun
lyrics about wanting to be a rock star and tonight quoted Michael Jackson’s Beat It. The FZ stuff was pretty
faithful, though McInnes’s spacey lead lines spiced things up. And while the
Keltik minstrel is indeed a great front-man, his band should not be overlooked:
Bongo Fury on percussion and “odd noises” adds much, but I think the laid-back
second guitarist, Zomby Woof, is their secret weapon – ably doubling up on lead
(notably on Tiny Lites) and playing
some solid rhythm. Sadly no Dr Lau on keyboards tonight – perhaps he’s really
just a shadow? And what a shame more folk didn’t turn out to witness this. I
myself couldn’t stay to the bitter end and so missed loads of classic Zappa
(which Princess Helen assures me was rockin’). But to miss it all for no reason
at all? Special thanks go to Mr Bean who gifted me a bottle of Lagunitas WOIIFTM beer. I’m not worthy, etc. But I
sure as hell didn’t say no! Why would I? Tell me why.
FIVE PEACE BAND: ROYAL FESTIVAL HALL,
Set list: Stella
By Starlight/Raju/The Disguise/New Blues, Old Bruise/Hymn To Andromeda/Dr.
Jackle/Señor CS. Encore: In
I was most surprised to see all of the gear set up so
closely together on what is a fair sized stage. And Vinnie’s kit, compared to
Mr Bozzio’s, looked miniscule - but what a joyous racket he made on it (which
made you ponder why Terry Ted has such a huge one). First out were the two
stars of the Five Peace Band, Chick Corea and John McLaughlin, for a duet on
Victor Young’s lovely old jazz standard, Stella
By Starlight. Then came the rest of the band: bassist Christian McBride,
alto-saxophonist Kenny Garrett, and one Vincent Colaiuta hitting things.
Throughout, Vinnie was the most animated – applauding his colleagues and
looking genuinely thrilled to be part of this band. But he has every right to
stand/sit shoulder to shoulder with these great players. Chick explained that
they’d be doing two sets so that we could compare one with the other. I have to
say I found the first to be generally a little more accessible, with it
building to a right old frenzy with a busy VC on McLaughlin’s New Blues Old Bruise; unlike the Industrial Zen album version, this one
didn’t fizzle out in a drizzle of electronic frippery. The second set was a
little less fusion-y, though again was filled with some great playing.
Christian McBride played mainly stand-up acoustic throughout the night, and was
just wondrous. I guess if there was anything to be disappointed about, it was
the lack of solos from McLaughlin. Sure, he did a few fine runs, and burned
bright as Señor CS built to its
thrilling denouement. But I think I was hoping for a little more from him. Of
course, Chick was on good form, switching between Moog and grand. And the fact
that the two stars let Kenny, Christian and Vinnie share the limelight was a
measure of how much respect exists between these five great musicians – who
we’ll probably never see play together again. Shame.
A
CONCERT FOR JIMMY: BRIDGE HOUSE II,
Well, what a strange venue – as Ben Watson noted, “like visiting a club
on the moon”. This concert was suggested by Dave McMann when we were trying to figure out how we could help the
ailing Jimmy Carl Black following
the diagnosis of his inoperable lung cancer in August. We were both deeply
affected by Jimmy, who managed to touch us just by being himself. A cursory
scan of the various Zappa fora following Jimmy’s death on 1 November shows that
we were far from alone. I first talked with Jimmy in October 1993 when the Jack
& Jim Show played at The Swan opposite Fulham Broadway tube – yeah, right
near the home of football drinking beer with an idol of my youth. Nirvana! I
was with Fred Tomsett, the editor of
T’Mershi Duween, who was doing most
of the talking, having met Jim before. I just bought them the odd beer. Months
later, the Grandmothers played Dingwalls near Camden Lock. There’s me sat in
the middle of this darkened room with the late Paul Mummery, when up pops Jimmy
– singles me out, comes over, says, “Hi Andy, how
are ya?”, puts his arm round me. How special did that make me feel? And
thus started our friendship. I last spoke with Jimmy in August after that
devastating diagnosis, as he was preparing to leave hospital. He said he
actually felt OK, but had been told that he wasn’t. It seemed that it was just
the chemo he’d been undergoing these past few years for his leukaemia that made him “feel like shit”. So a
concert to raise funds for his mounting medical bills seemed a perfect idea. So
who’s the obvious choice to play such a concert in the
MIKE
KENEALLY (plus special guest, Dave Gregory): RIFFS BAR,
Set list: Hello/Ankle
Bracelet/1988 Was A Million Years Ago/Potato/Thanksgiving/Joe/Song Of The
Viking/Airport-Hallmark/Tranquilado/Desired Effect/Floppy Hat/2001/Sleep
Dirt/Skull Bubbles/Cowlogy/The Idiot Bastard Son/Paranoid Android/Splane/Live
In Japan/Aye Aye Monster/Skies Of LA-Improv-Cold Hands/Pride Is A Sin/Father’s
Day/Inca Roads/Rosemary Girl.
I think this was only the second solo visit by Mike to
ZAPPANALE #19: BAD
THE 3RD
INTERNATIONAL ZAPPA CONFERENCE: PARIS, 5-6 JULY 2008 – special guest reviewer:
Evil Dick
ICE-Z 3, ICE-Z 69 or The 3rd International Zappa
Conference…what was this conference called?
As it turned out, it was called all three things depending on who you
spoke to. This time it was the turn of
MUFFIN MEN: THE BOARDWALK,
Set list: Willie
The Pimp/Plastic Factory/Road Ladies/Great White Buffalo/Pygmy Twylyte/Jones
Crusher/San Berdino.
King Kong/Big Leg Emma/The Indian Of The Group/City Of
Tiny Lites/Wino Man/Zoot Allures/Yellow Snow/Black Napkins/More Trouble Everyday/Flower
Punk/My Guitar.
Train. Uncle. Drive.
BEN
WATSON AND DIDIER MERVELET ON 1968,
MUSIC, CAPITALISM: CONWAY HALL,
Before this lecture, Didier (Sécrétaire Generale of
Les Fils de l’Invention) confided in me that this would be Ben reading a paper
and "I’m supposed to add (improvise) some entertaining
interpolations". And he did. Say what you like about Ben, he’s an engaging
performer – though he claimed he had to stick to his script because of nerves.
But as someone pointed out during the subsequent Q&A/discussion, he was just
as lucid, interesting and charming when improvising. And the interventions from
Didier throughout were no different. It was during the subsequent discussion
that Ben spoke of the reasons for his avid interest in Zappa over the MC5, Sun
Ra, Hendrix, et al (because of the wider references to music of all kinds,
mainly). So what was the crux of their biscuit? Ben provided a critique of
anniversaries and sectarian attempts to carve up the past by referencing May 1968 (the time of the student protests
and general strike in
ZAPPATEERS NL FESTIVAL, 14-15 MARCH 2008
THE GRANDE MOTHERS:
Set
list: Hungry Freaks Daddy/Let’s Move To Cleveland/Lonely Little Girl/Take
Your Clothes Off When You Dance/Chunga’s Revenge/Call Any Vegetable/The Idiot
Bastard Son/Uncle Meat/Obligatory Drum Solo-T’Mershi Duween/Pygmy Twylyte.
Peaches
En Regalia/Montana/Big Swifty (interpolating
I Come From Nowhere and Evelyn, A Modified Dog)/I’m The Slime/In The
Sky/Let’s Make The Water Turn Black/Harry, You’re A Beast/Oh No/Son Of Orange
County/More Trouble Every Day/San Ber’dino/Sofa No. 1/I’m The Slime.
Encores:
Little House I Used To Live In/Merely A Blues In F/Mother People.
I was
lucky enough to meet the guys backstage beforehand and presented Don with a
copy of the 20 Idiot Bastards CD
(after all, it’s his logo on the back – see top of this page too). Napoleon and
DANIEL SCHRÖDER: FRANK ZAPPA - THE COMPOSER (Büchner ISBN 978-3-941310-85-8)
From the get-go, Schröder is clear about the aim of this book: he hopes
to plug the gap left by other scholars in
analysing FZ's New Music and justifying his status as a
contemporary composer. I know a number of people have waited for such a book -
that looks at Frank the composer - but this is very much focused on his
'serious' orchestral work rather than the whole of his oeuvre.
Along the way, Schröder is fairly dismissive of Watson's
Poodle Play while praising Currier's
(sic) Dangerous Kitchen. Naturally,
there's much on the output of Varese - and also Stravinsky - and the conclusion
seems to be that, while Zappa revered and was inspired by the pair, his writing
style did not really emulate either. Or anyone else, for that matter.
I did not appreciate that this book was first
published in German some five years ago. The translation here is excellent,
though the copious use of guillemets rather than English quotation marks can be
a little off-putting. As someone who can't read music, no translation in the
world could help me to fully appreciate some of the detailed examination on
show here, but I was surprised by the emphasis placed on Music For Low-Budget Orchestra, Moggio
and (in particular) Naval Aviation In
Art?, which seem to be cited as prime examples of Zappa's writing style.
There are a few factual errors - Schröder states that
the soundtrack to 200 Motels was
recorded by the LA Philharmonic conducted by Zubin Mehta, and Ahead Of Their Time was released
posthumously - but these are minor distractions from what is otherwise a very
well crafted dissertation that very much achieves its stated aim.
Perhaps the most insightful observation of all about
Zappa's compositional style comes from Ali N. Askin (thanked for assisting in
the preparation of this book) who in his liner notes for The Yellow Shark (quoted here) confirmed what we knew all along:
Frank would jump from Louie Louie to
Ligeti-like clusters simply because it sounded good - not because he was
following any particular musical theory.
For those wanting to reach the outer limits of Zappa's
universe, this book (together with Wills' Zappa
And Jazz) carefully transports us there.
BOB ZAPPA with Diane E. Papalia: FRANKIE & BOBBY - THE REST OF OUR STORY
(CreateSpace Independent Publishing, ISBN 9781544258799)
Bob's first book certainly left many of us wanting
more - and now, here it is: the rest of his time with Frank and beyond.
Picking up where Frankie &
Bobby: Growing Up Zappa left off, this volume initially sees Bob
and his wife move to Stockholm (after his brief tenure working for Frank in New
York), where Bob studies sociology – specifically deviant behavior, no less!
The first part of the book is largely about Bob's
married and working life, punctuated with Frank's helpful "snarky but caring" advice to his
younger brother.
Bob talks of his mother and siblings’ issues regarding
their lack of contact with FZ once his career took off - which he suspects
Frank regretted towards the end of his life - but also of how immensely proud
they all were of his achievements.
There are some nice stories about Frank's legendary
bodyguard, John Smothers, and of Frank introducing Bob to audiences in New
Orleans, New York and New Jersey.
Each chapter starts with a salient quote from Frank,
but it's the latter part of the book that will draw most attention where Bob
talks about his poor relationship with Gail (the result perhaps of an
alcohol-fuelled argument about Vietnam he had with her father around the time
they first met in 1967) and speculates about her possible coercive control over
Frank in his final days.
Bob also ponders the mysteries surrounding Frank's
early death - such as what treatment he had undergone to fight his cancer, why
there was no autopsy and why was his unembalmed body buried so speedily in an
unmarked grave. Over ten years after his passing, Bob even instigated a cold case
investigation by the LAPD which confirmed some irregularities but ultimately
provided no concrete answers.
The current family rift is touched upon, including
Bob's happy but belated reunions with Moon and Dweezil in the wake of Gail's
passing.
All together, there is much of interest here and the
book, together with the first installment of the Frankie & Bobby story, provides important clues for future
Zappa scholars to investigate.
Once again, very enlightening and well-written, this
is a book most fans (like me) will read in one sitting!
JOHN CORCELLI: FRANK ZAPPA FAQ – ALL THAT’S LEFT TO KNOW ABOUT THE FATHER OF
INVENTION (Backbeat Books, ISBN 978-1-61713-603-0)
Firstly, I must declare an interest: I was approached
by Robert Rodriguez (the man who conceived the FAQ Series) to write this book.
My plan was to rope in my fellow ZappaCasters, Messrs Ekers and Parker, to help
me put it together. Sadly, I dillied and I dallied too long - I was in the
throes of finishing off my meagre-selling Beatles
The Easy Way book at the time - and never submitted my proposal. So Mr
Corcelli got the job. And a fine fist he has made of it too.
It's very well written indeed and touches all the
right bases (though we had proposed to say more on Frank’s scatological lyrics,
his forays into advertising, and the Z kids). But there's nothing here that the
hard-core FZ fan won’t already know (except possibly that The Lost Episodes album, compiled before Zappa’s death, was
intended as a piss-take of the Beatles' Anthology
- launched two years after his passing!).
For those not in the know, this gives a solid account
of the man's life and work. But citing the book as the last word on Frank
(bolstered by Ed Palermo's claim in his foreword that if any facts are wrong,
he'd know) wasn’t a wise move. As with most Zappa books, there are a number of
factual (and a couple of spelling) errors - some minor (Corcelli erroneously
states that Ahead Of Their Time was
recorded at the Royal Albert Hall, and that there were no opening acts
on the Broadway The Hard Way tour),
and some howlers (he confuses Pamela Zarubica with Pamela Des Barres and YCDTOSA Vol. 2 is referred to as
"The Stockholm Concert"). Of course there remains much more to learn
about Frank, else IBS and the various Zappa fora would have shut up shop long
ago. But my trifling observations aside, there is much to commend in these here
pages.
BOB ZAPPA with Bob Stannard:
FRANKIE & BOBBY - GROWING UP ZAPPA (CRZ
Publishing, ISBN 978-0-9964779-0-1)
“We shared unique experiences
that will disappear with me unless I make these stories public,” says Bob in his introduction
to this truly enlightening, well written and revealing tome about the early
life of our fave composer.
We all
know about the Zappa family's nomadic existence, and this book strives to
demonstrate the affect this had on shaping Frank's later life. Bob believes the
constant moves caused the pair to grow up as misfits and led to them becoming
fiercely independent. Having said that, they were clearly very close and
protective of one another and, after they both fled the nest and went their
separate ways, Bob talks of the anger he felt at not being around to support
his brother in Montreux and London in December 1971. He also speculates whether
his father's constant job changes were entirely down to his desire to better
the family’s existence and his career or were enforced by his various
employers. Francis certainly never fully explained the reasons for so many
moves, and also would never show any shortcomings in his make up - either as a
father or employee.
Despite
their shared experiences growing up together, Bob sheds some light on how the
pair turned out so differently and on what drove Frank to become the
super-creative person he was.
With
siblings Candy and Carl being that much younger than Frankie and Bobby, the
constant moves during the first two decades of Frank's life don't appear to
have had quite the same impact on them.
During
the family’s time in Lancaster (a particluarly bad period for the pair, with
troubles at school and an unsympathetic father), FZ became interested in UFOs
and necromancy, and later told Bobby mysteriously that he'd made a bargain with
the devil. We also learn that Frank never met his half-sister Ann from their
father's first marriage, and that he was to have produced an album by Richie
Havens but the singer-songwriter objected to his plan to name the album The Mad Gummer (Cal Schenkel mentioned
this in an interview a few years back, and Bob describes Cal's planned artwork
for the record).
After
Frank became a Mother, he invited Bob to join him during the run of shows at
the Garrick to act as his personal assistant. It was hoped he would wind up
with a more permanaent role in his entourage. Frank was happy for Bob to drive
up to New York with a couple of his old Claremont friends, one of whom was Dick
Barber. Of course, it was Dick rather than Bob who wound-up securing a job with
Frank.
The
book is illustrated with many rare snaps of the family's early years as well as
Frank's painting of an urn (as seen on the History Detectives - see here) and Edward Bearsley's
companion piece to the painting used on the cover of Alice Cooper's Pretties For You.
There
are so many stories you won't find anywhere else about Frank's formative years
and I won't spoil things by detailing them all here: instead, grab a copy and
read them for yourself - you won't regret it.
GEOFF WILLS:
ZAPPA AND JAZZ – DID IT REALLY SMELL FUNNY, FRANK? (Matador Books, ISBN
978-1-78462-391-3)
The
basic premise of this book is to disprove Charles Shaar Murray’s assertion (in
his otherwise excellent BBC radio programme, Jazz From Hell) that Zappa wasn’t a jazz fan. Many of us already know
that Frank was a chronic fibber-teller who would often belittle things he
clearly admired (ie. The Beatles), and Wills sets out his case with aplomb,
successfully pooh-poohing Zappa’s Duke Ellington begging for $10 story along
the way.
Whereas
the book might get the casual FZ fan (are there any?) running to their Zappa
collection, it caused this casual jazz fan to Google-a-go-go and riffle through
his meagre jazz records wanting to learn more about the likes of Bird, Dizzy,
Mingus, Rollins and Kenton. With his undeniable knowledge on such matters,
Wills’ is able to provide some incredible insights into the copious Third
Stream/Bebop/jazz waltz references in Frank’s canon, as well as detailing how his music influenced 70s jazz-rock.
So
Zappa’s universe continues to expand as Wills adds another dimension – all in
an unpretentious and readable way. Highly recommended.
Order
your copy direct from the publisher here.
DENNIS DUNAWAY
and Chris Hodenfield: SNAKES! GUILLOTINES! ELECTRIC CHAIRS! MY ADVENTURES IN
THE ALICE COOPER GROUP (Omnibus Press, ISBN 978-1-78305-993-5)
Having
been a huge fan of the Alice Cooper group since 1971’s Killer album, I couldn’t wait to read this bio by bassist Dunaway.
The fact that Alice Cooper got its first big break from FZ of course added to
my interest in the band who, at one time, gave the mighty Zep a run for their
money in my teenage affections.
While
this book focuses very much on the close-knit unit’s early struggles and
eventual rise to fame (there’s no mention of No More Mr. Nice Guy in the all too brief section on the recording
of the platinum Billion Dollar Babies
LP, for example), FZ’s involvement doesn’t merit too many pages. But it’s an
interesting and entertaining read nevertheless. Dunaway has a nice turn of
phrase (on sexual awakenings, he describes how “Sharon galvanised the gonads of guys up and down school halls,”)
as well as a great eye/memory for detail - possibly because, unlike Alice and
guitarist Glen Buxton, he didn’t dive so deeply into the drugs and alcohol that
became readily available the higher the band climbed.
While
influenced by UK bands like the Yardbirds and The Who, Alice Cooper started as
a psychedelic rock band with a theatrical bent and Dada aspirations that would
invent glitter rock and slowly morph into the shock rockers the world knew and
loved. When Zappa took them under his wing, he wanted the group to change its
name to ‘Alice Cookies’ and have each track on their first album as a separate
biscuit-sized record, housed in a sealed can...until manager Herb Cohen pointed
out the likely costs. After the Pretties
For You and Easy Action albums,
Zappa’s interest dwindled and the band knew they had to break away if they were
to become a success. Hooking up with managers Shep Gordon and Joe Greenberg,
they survived for a time by selling copies of Dylan’s Great White Wonder bootleg. Then they were introduced to the still
teen-aged producer Bob Ezrin, who loved what they were trying to do and helped
mould them into the mega-selling band they quickly became. Their first
collaboration (for Ezrin truly was their George Martin), Love It To Death, was initially issued on the Straight label until
Warner Bros steamed and the band really took off. Warners would release the
subsequent albums, the next three (for me and many others) representing the
band’s finest hour – well, two years actually. There’s mention of Cohen
reappearing during this period, but Dunaway omits to explain that the group
continued to have business ties with Straight up until the School’s Out album.
Some
while after singer Vincent Furnier assumed the Alice name and mainstream
acceptance became an inevitability, the song writing credits started to be
divvied up, management and media started to home in on the front man, and the
rot started to set in. In 1974, with talks of solo albums and a ‘marriage
Sabbatical’, Alice would slope off with Ezrin and return with what is generally
accepted to still be his greatest solo offering, Welcome To My Nightmare. And then it was “goodbye guys, maybe I'll see you around some time.”
In
spite of this, Dunaway remained friends with his old school and track buddy, and
he talks with great affection about the original group’s reunion in 2011 for
its induction into the Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame - sadly, nearly fifteen years
after guitarist Buxton had literally wasted away.
So, a
bittersweet tale, but one worth checking out if you have an interest in the
original (and best) AC group and tales of Seventies rock and roll excess. I
think Miss Axelrod would be much impressed.
JIMMY CARL BLACK:
FOR MOTHER’S SAKE - THE MEMOIRS AND RECOLLECTIONS OF JIMMY CARL BLACK 1938-2008
(Inkanish Publications, ISBN 9781493588725)
Coming
five years after his passing, the autobiography of the original Mothers Of
Invention drummer reveals his Native American heritage (though posthumous
research by the editors casts some doubts on the accuracy of this), disparages
FZ’s abilities as a driver, and contemplates how ‘the Indian of the group’
managed to father five children with all the marital strife and philandering that
occurred as he pursued a career in music. The ‘memoirs’ part of the book
comprises a chronological series of vignettes as told to Muffin Man Roddie
Gilliard in the back of a tour bus as they gigged their way around Europe
between 1994 and 1997. Aside from playing in one of the best American rock
bands of the 1960s, JCB also got to jam with Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin and
Stevie Ray Vaughan, appear in a film with Ringo Starr and Keith Moon, paint
houses with Arthur Brown, make doughnuts out in the west Texas town of El Paso,
and play Knebworth with Captain Beefheart as part of his Magic Band with Elliot
Ingber and Bruce Fowler. These adventures are all relayed in Jimmy’s own
inimitable way.
A
musician for all of his adult life, his first love was R&B but he also
tried his hand at black gospel, disco and jazz. Inevitably his time with Frank
takes up the bulk of the book, but he also had an eventful life away from the
Mothers. And he’s very candid about the people he despised as well as those he
had more time for. Despite the way in which the Mothers were disbanded and the
subsequent ‘Old Masters’ lawsuit, Jimmy always retained a fondness for Frank
and tells of the tears he shed with Don Preston and Bunk Gardner mid-tour in
December 1993.
Married
three times, Jimmy’s second wife died in 1995 after which the ‘recollections’
are skilfully stitched together from interviews, album sleeve notes and the
autobiographical digest he wrote for his website. These are all Jimmy’s words,
and his story is one you’ll have a ball reading.
Available
in print or Kindle editions. Visit www.jimmycarlblack.com for more.
HOWARD KAYLAN:
SHELL SHOCKED - MY LIFE WITH THE TURTLES, FLO AND EDDIE, AND FRANK ZAPPA,
ETC... (Backbeat Books, ISBN 978-1617808463)
Howard
relays his life story with great wit and aplomb. The tale about how he and Mark
Volman avoided the draft, with cousin Herbie Cohen’s help, is trouser-wettingly
hilarious. He’s honest and open about the drug use, his myriad infidelities and
the bad business decisions that conspired to split the Turtles up - and the
fact that turning down Becker and Fagen’s offer to join their new band might
have been an error! Where else might you find out that Tom Jones named his
penis Wendell? And if you didn’t already know who the ‘The Fabulous Musician’
was that released a torrent of purple spew from an appealing blonde from the
clues in Champagne Lecture and The Real Frank Zappa Book, Howard lays
it out for ya. He’s also explicit about Nigey Lennon’s party piece, and he
clarifies why Mark started out as Eddie before becoming Flo when the photo on
the duo’s first album got reversed. (I was always a little confused as to why,
in interviews, Howard said he was the Phlorescent Leech in the Mothers. Now I
know.) After many years of lawsuits, Flo & Eddie won the right to use the
Turtles name and gained control over the band’s recorded output. This enabled
them to set the legal hounds on De La Soul when they used a sample from You Showed Me on Transmitting Live From Mars (Interlude) without permission (in what
was very much a test case; many others therefore have the dynamic duo to thank
for the credit that automatically ensues from such nefarious activity
nowadays).
Given
the book’s sub-title, I was a little surprised Howie didn’t mention the
abortive rehearsals with Frank in 1987, but then he did help me cover that
comprehensively in Zappa The Hard Way.
Nor is there that much on the legendary Hollywood Vampires, but that’s maybe
because none of them can remember too much about that ‘lost’ period!
Towards
the end of the book, Howard ruminates on the demise of his father, FZ and close
friend Harry Nilsson, but ends on how he’s now happy, content and clean. Very
clean. Despite the many ups and downs, it’s fair to say that, career wise,
Howard has led a somewhat charmed life.
Penn
Jillette’s humourous foreword essentially articulates Zappa’s view about high
and low art all just being entertainment, and kicks things off in fine style.
All in all, one of the best rock bios I’ve ever read (and I’ve read a few!).
But on a point of order, there’s no way you could have read Sounds on your first transatlantic
flight, Howard: it didn’t commence publication until 1970. Sorry!
H.T. BROWN:
CONFESSIONS OF A ZAPPA FANATIC (HTB Publishing, ISBN 9781481122115)
Well
this is different. Chats with Arthur Barrow and photographer John Livzey,
meetings with Wild Man Fischer, gigging with Mark Volman & Howard Kaylan, a
close look at songs Frank chose to cover, a visit to the Broadside, negative
audience reactions to support bands, a Synclavier demo by the Maestro himself.
And so on. Obviously one for fellow fanatics, but in this follow-up to his
book, Summer Of Love, My Ass!, long-time Zappa fan Tom Brown – you know, the guy who
compiled the first two Beat The Boots
sets for Rhino – has assembled several articles and interviews that together make
for a right riveting read.
Revealing
many things about Frank you won’t find in conventional biographies, Tom writes
it all in an endearing and entertaining style. He is unafraid to speak his
mind, too - which he does throughout, particularly on the subject of Mrs Z
(though he does perhaps justify his animosity in the chapter covering his visit
to the Zappa tape vault).
There are
further insights into the Beat The Boots
sets, life inside the Zappa household, Flo & Eddie’s recording style,
Frank’s sandwich making skills, and more. Seriously interesting stuff for
hard-core fans.
Tom
knows his shit. Now, if only he can gain access to his own ‘vault’ (most of his
possessions are currently locked in storage), he might find enough material for
a second volume.
PAUL CARR (Editor): FRANK ZAPPA
AND THE AND (Ashgate Publishing, ISBN 9781409433378)
Being
neither a musician nor an academic, articulating your thoughts about Zappa and
his music can be a little challenging. But that doesn’t mean you necessarily
appreciate him or his work any less. While this book is squarely aimed at the
latter camp, there’s still much to tickle the more casual Zappa fan – not least
the copious footnotes and lists of other relevant source material that comprise
about one third of the book. But between all that, there’s much to agree and
disagree with (eg. while I personally deem FZ’s film work as somewhat half-arsed,
Manuel de la Fuente makes a good fist of singling him out as a unique filmmaker
in rock – albeit by completely overlooking the work of Bernard Shakey). And if
you found the books by Kevin Courrier, Kelly Fisher Lowe and Ben Watson of
interest, you should get this. But perhaps you’d first like to read what Mr
Watson himself has to say? Okay, check this.
PAULINE BUTCHER: FREAK OUT! MY LIFE WITH FRANK ZAPPA (Plexus Books, ISBN 978-0-85965-479-1)
The story of a prim and proper part-time model/typist
who Frank whisked from Twickenham to Hollywood to be his secretary, for reasons
that aren’t entirely clear. Contains lots of inside information about the true
state of the grubby log cabin and Gail & Frank’s strange relationship,
Pamela Zarubica’s role as FZ’s social agent, Pauline’s brief affair with Cal
Schenkel, and Ian Underwood’s creation of the ‘clonemeister’ post. It’s
interesting that the man who spent his final years glued to CNN never seemed to
read a book or newspaper, listen to the radio or watch TV during Pauline’s four
year ‘life’ with him - yet he still had a fully formed opinion about the state
of US politics and thought he stood a realistic chance of becoming President.
Indeed, one of the stated reasons for employing Pauline was to help him with a
book he had been commissioned to write – a political perspective. It never
happened, of course. Pauline’s time with the Zappas was very eventful, with an
assassination attempt, constant work-related squabbles with Gail (who she says “has three speeds: slow, very slow,
and stop”), and general in-house strife. But she also had many
good times, getting to see moments of pure brilliance as well as witness some of
Frank’s more fanciful projects (the GTOs, Wild Man Fischer, etc.). Like
Zarubica, Pauline loved Frank but was not in love with him – though she admits
that had he not been married, things might have been different between the pair
(which could’ve applied to Underwood too), and the book does detail Frank’s
rebuffed advances for ‘nookie’. She clearly did not see him as the God-like
genius everyone else around him at the time seemed to, and was not terribly
enamoured with much of his musical output. Certainly she was very different
from the others Frank surrounded himself with, which seems to be another reason
he liked having Pauline around. She originally wanted to call the book Reflected Glory, My Time With Frank Zappa,
and this is an honest, accurate – and very well written - account of her
thoughts and feelings at the time, based as it is on her diaries and letters
home. Entertaining and occasionally laugh-out loud funny, too. With books like
this – factual ones, covering in detail specific eras, tours or pieces of
equipment – Mr Clayson will have much useful raw material to help him write the
definitive official biography. Whether that’s what we’ll get remains to be seen
- so, meantime, this fills in some of the blanks between 1968 and 1972 very
nicely.
FRANK
ZAPPA: THEM OR US (THE BOOK) (Pinter & Martin, ISBN 978-1-905177-56-1)
Like the books of the late great Kurt Vonnegut, the
Zappa canon is loaded with cross-references that definitely add to the fun.
Inside Them Or Us (The Book) we get
mentions of stupid girls named Debbie, the stench from an accordion, poodles
dogs & sofas (naturally), and great swathes of words from Billy The Mountain, Hunchentoot, Joe’s Garage
Acts I & II, Ship Arriving Too
Late To Save A Drowning Witch and Thing-Fish.
It’s odd then that someone who often dismissed his own lyrics as mere
decoration for the wondrous music what he wrote should believe that they’d make
a decent film script. And that’s essentially what this is, in its original
computer print-out dot matrix font (complete with the odd typo), a facsimile of
1984’s self-published tome presented in conventional paperback form by the UK’s
Pinter & Martin - in a binding that won’t fall apart! Frank would later
update, edit and truncate this ‘story’ and present it to a bemused Terry
Gilliam as the Dwell screenplay;
Gilliam (probably justly) declined to helm such a vehicle. For those of us
unlucky enough to have witnessed Bunny
Bunny Bunny at the Roundhouse, it’s clear that Frank was no Bergman.
Certainly not a Mike Leigh or Woody Allen. Maybe not even an Ed Wood…light
years away from Michael Bay. And that's an awful lot, girl. But he did write
some entertaining songs. And this book (narrated in part by Francesco Zappa) is
still pretty diverting, if not an easy read. Definitely a must-have for the
hard-core into Frank’s conceptual continuity...er, concept. Bonzer dog-doo,
with a fried egg on top of spam.
ANDREW GREENAWAY: ZAPPA THE HARD WAY (Wymer UK, ISBN 978-0-9557542-4-1) (Special guest
reviewer: Pauline Bird (née Butcher) – Frank’s former secretary and author
of Freak Out! My Life With Frank Zappa)
In 1988, Frank Zappa hung up his guitar for good and
never played with his band again. The reasons given publicly relate to
squabbles between members of the band. Frank Zappa stated, “everyone in the
band hated Scott Thunes so much they simply refused to play with him anymore.”
But was this the real reason? Could it have been an excuse, a cover up for
something else – ie. Frank’s ailing health? Could Frank have been feeling
increasingly unfit to cope with the relentless concerts across America and
Europe night after night – 81in all in 127 days, in other words, one concert
every one and a half days, including travelling.
Andrew Greenaway has tackled this anomaly in his
excellent book, The Hard Way. He
shows how it was that these eleven men lived and played in harmony through
dozens of concerts because of their respect and admiration for Frank Zappa. And
what astonishing concerts they were too. Andrew manages to convey the
brilliance and uniqueness of this band not only through his own descriptions
but also from the band members’ own praise for the astonishing variety of music
they created. But even this respect could not stop cracks opening up and let’s
face it, any group of people locked together without a break for this period of
time would snap and to my mind it is surprising not that they imploded but that
they endured as long as they did.
Through interviews with various band members, Andrew
pieces together the evidence and attempts to tease out the truth. So you could
say this is a ‘why done-it’ book. Other band members, including Thunes, give
their explanations and Andrew relates several incidents of verbal and physical
abuse.
Read this meticulously researched book which every
Zappa fan will want to read, as well as those like myself who stumbled across
this great man, and find out the answer to why Broadway, The Hard Way was Frank
Zappa’s last band.
VINCENT BAKKER: THE GANGSTER OF LOVE – JOHNNY “GUITAR” WATSON: PERFORMER, PREACHER,
PIMP
More appreciated outside his native US; never fully crediting his
musicians; Andre Lewis was once a band member; guitar not his first instrument;
influenced by the rapid fire, multi-note guitar shuffle style of Clarence
“Gatemouth” Brown; died too soon, before his mother…yes, Johnny “Guitar” Watson
had a few things in common with Frank. And it’s all detailed here in the first
ever comprehensive biography of The Gangster Of Love. It’s important to note
that English is not the author’s first language (he’s from Amsterdam), which
means you occasionally have to re-read things to get their true meaning
(something he acknowledges by relaying an interview he conducted with
curmudgeonly pianist, Eddie “Gip” Noble), but Vincent’s enthusiasm for his
subject more than makes up for this. If you look, you will discover: Watson was
a long-time friend of Obie Jessie (composer of Mary Lou); Watson played guitar on Chuck Higgins’ Pachuco Hop (“let me twirl you!”). Yes,
there’s much of interest here, including a whole ‘Zappa on Watson’ chapter that
reveals how JGW “never got into” Frank’s music, and why he didn’t go on tour
with his friend. Why not check out http://www.myspace.com/johnnyguitarwatsonbook
and order yourself a copy?
SCOTT
PARKER: THE ZAPPA SUPPLEMENT ONE - A BOX OF HISTORY AND THE MUD SHARK SAGA (SPB
Publishing)
I wasn’t sure that a book looking into The History And Collected Improvisations Of
The Mother Of Invention and all the Mud Shark bootleg elpees would hold the
same sort of appeal as Scott’s two slightly-broader The Recordings Of Frank Zappa series of books. But I does! I didn’t
know Frank ‘wrote’ two different pieces called Kung Fu, did you? What about the uncredited (string) bass player on
Burnt Weeny Sandwich. It’s all in
here, but it’s kinda hard to review properly coz it’s so engrossing.
SCOTT
PARKER: STRICTLY GENTEEL The Recordings of FRANK ZAPPA and the Mothers of
Invention - Volume Two 1970-1971 (Parker Books)
And so, the second of a possible eight volumes of
Scott’s ‘Recordings of FZ’ series. This covers 1970-71, which for many is both
a period that got them into Zappa and one which is probably less revered than
it deserves to be. Especially in terms of released material (Burnt Weeny, Chunga’s). Once again, the level of detail included is outstanding.
Talk about guilty pleasures – you know you want to see the Hebrew lettering on
the Israeli pressing of Weasels and
song titles translated into Spanish. I note that Barfko-Swill is now selling a
t-shirt featuring the famous bowler-hat photo
from Volume 1. Here’s hoping they do similar with the lovely photo on the cover
of this volume.
PAMELA
DES BARRES: LET’S SPEND THE NIGHT TOGETHER - BACKSTAGE SECRETS OF ROCK MUSES
AND SUPERGROUPIES (Helter Skelter Publishing, ISBN 1-905139-17-9)
Miss Pamela’s new book is based on interviews she conducted
with self-proclaimed groupies, rock wives and others. In it we learn of Gail
Zappa’s psychic powers: she’d see major world events before they happened and,
in 1964, she knew that an important person was to enter her life and so screwed
around for a few years waiting for him to happen along. As a young girl, seems
our Gail felt different from everyone else and believed the Stones’ Out Of Time was about her. Before Frank,
she turned down Tom Jones, broke The Who in America, had an ‘uninteresting’ relationship
with Jim Morrison (who she met, age 5), blanked Bob Dylan, and got a couple of
Lovin’ Spoonfuls. We also discover that: Tura Satana taught Elvis how to shimmy
and orally pleasure women (both upstairs and downstairs); Cherry Vanilla did
publicity balling for Bowie and Vangelis; and the artist formally known as
Yusuf liked Patti D’Arbanville to dress as a schoolgirl.
SCOTT
PARKER: HUNGRY FREAKS, DADDY The Recordings of FRANK ZAPPA and the Mothers of
Invention - Volume One 1959-1969 (Parker Books)
Imagine someone picking up where Norbert Obermann’s
Zappalog left off and correcting the entire bootleg track list errors left be
by the Torchum Team, and you’ve got an idea of what this book’s like. Add to
that some helpful narrative along the way and you’d best zip your anorak’s up
tight ‘cause you’re in for a thrilling ride. Scott doesn’t try to emulate Greg
Russo’s detailed tome, but it is similarly a labour of true love - from the
detailed breakdown of the component parts of the unreleased Capitol Records
version of Lump Gravy to the corrected bootleg track lists. Check out Scott’s
website for more info, including ordering details: http://www.scottparkerbooks.com.
AHMET ZAPPA:
THE MONSTROUS MEMOIRS OF A MIGHTY McFEARLESS (Puffin Books, ISBN
0-141-38309-7)
Review coming just as soon as I’ve read the
thing...but obviously you’ll wanna know stuff like this: the main character
(Minerva McFearless)’s mother’s middle name is the same as Gail’s first
(Adelaide), and her father is played by Ahmet himself in the book’s
accompanying illustrations; a painting of Minerva’s
great-great-great-grandfather (Maximillius McFearless) is based on a Them Or
Us/True Glove-era photo of FZ (see below); and another illustration uses the
pic of Frank from the rear of the Lumpy Gravy sleeve.
KELLY
FISHER LOWE: THE WORDS AND MUSIC OF FRANK ZAPPA (Praeger Publishers, ISBN
0-275-98779-5)
Although Miles’s tome appears to have been generally
well received, it seems most of the recent FZ books have been more academic
studies of his work rather than straightforward biographies like Barry’s. Well,
who really needs another bio? But I was still a little sceptical about this after Kevin Courrier’s scholarly effort. However, it’s
actually very readable and thought provoking. It sets its stall out early on
and Lowe doesn’t come across as no smart
arse, though he’s clearly very knowledgeable - both about
Frank and the pitfalls of rock journalism. And I like the way he’s dismissive
of hard-core anal-retentives
who crave every slightly different version of Frank’s
recorded output (but, yes, I freely admit to feeling like Waylon Smithers when Malibu Stacey gets a new hat, and will of course avidly fetish
Charles Ulrich’s Project Object book once it’s finally baked). It doesn’t
actually get off to a good start, referring to Joe’s Garage and a ‘Fender
Camp,’ on the first page...it gets better, though.
Vids
FRANK ZAPPA & THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION: THE LOST BROADCAST – THE FULL
PERFORMANCE (Gonzo Multimedia DUKE101DVD)
Track list: Improvisations/Boogie
Shuffle/King Kong/The String Quartet/Instrumental/Uncle Meat/Afternoon Of A
Sexually Aroused Gas Mask/Lohengrin/Let's Make The Water Turn Black/Octandre.
Released in conjunction with Radio Bremen, this is
as-official-a-release-as-we'll-ever-get-without-it-being-ZFT-authorised of the
full unedited performance of the Mothers at the Beat Club in Bremen on 6
October 1968 - and in better quality than that touted by Zappateers. There is a
warning that, for a small portion of the full rehearsal footage, there are some
sound dropouts and imbalances. These are a little annoying but occur near the
start and get ironed out while the band is playing King Kong - just after Motorhead has finished abusing a child's
doll with a German sausage and a bottle of Beck's (the local beer). The footage
(which is in black and white) starts with the band - FZ, Ian Underwood, Bunk
Gardner, Don Preston, Roy Estrada, Jimmy Carl Black, Art Tripp, Motorhead
Sherwood - setting up and eating from a trolley of food wheeled out by the Beat
Club folk. After that, you can see Motorhead having make-up applied, having his
hair brushed and wearing grapes and a face mask. Frank plays a little
one-fingered piano on the instrumental track (just before Uncle Meat). And you can marvel at the best effects the late
sixties had to offer! Music promoter Fritz Rau can also be seen, as well as
four, er, go-go dancers (during Boogie
Shuffle).
Also included is the 'Original Broadcast' - only it's
not the version shown on TV: it's merely the end portion of the main feature
(from around the 47 minute mark onwards), also in black and white and with no
screen credits or interview.
Definitely a worthwhile purchase, despite some imperfections.
Perfect Partner: The
Lost Broadcasts: Zappa On Zappa (Gonzo Multimedia, 2012)
FRANK ZAPPA 1969-1973: FREAK JAZZ, MOVIE MADNESS & ANOTHER MOTHERS (Chrome
Dreams, SIDVD580)
Largely a Hot
Rats classic album slash analysis of the Flo & Eddie years, this new
film by Tom O’Dell does though touch on the Grand
Wazoo and Roxy bands - with
George Duke describing Chester Thompson as “a
grumpy old man”! In addition to George, there are ‘new’ interviews with
Aynsley Dunbar, Don Preston, Jeff Simmons, Mark Volman, Max Bennett, Sal
Marquez, Ian Underwood and Tony Palmer (as well as writers Ben Watson, Billy
James and Mark Paytress); these are what really make this documentary
extra-special. Bennett tells how Frank placed no real restrictions on the musicians
during the recording of Hot Rats – he
was given just the chord changes, but no notes to play. He also tells the tale
of how a strung–out “Sugarcane” Harris turned up late for a session and started
playing his violin with a hairless bow. Underwood tells how Frank’s new
post-Mothers jazz-rock direction suited him just fine, with Watson weighing in
to describe Miles Davis’ In A Silent Way
as soporific while Frank was all about waking you up.
The film states that the Vaudeville band came together
by chance, with both Simmons and Dunbar expressing dismay at Frank’s decision
to involve Volman and Kaylan. They were both won over of course, because the
pair were “funny as hell”. Paytress finds
the seedy and salacious lyrics of this period a little too much to stomach and
infers that many at the time were similarly dismissive - though Simmons says
that everywhere they went everyone seemed to love it.
Regarding 200
Motels, Palmer says he had to keep pressing to see a script, and a few days
before taping commenced Frank brought in a huge trunk full of paper,
proclaiming “There it is!” Presumably
because of Palmer’s association with Gonzo Multimedia, there are clips aplenty
from both this motion picture and The
Lost Broadcasts/Zappa On Zappa. Chrome Dreams has also fearlessly included
many other visual and audio clips, with most of the latter being credited to
Ryko. They have though commissioned Chris Ingham to compose some Zappalike
music.
After the movie came out, Volman repeats the notion that
Frank may have felt performing Divan
brought on the problems that culminated in the disbandment of this version of
the Mothers in December 1971. With Frank now recuperating and preparing for his
next musical adventures, Sal Marquez relays the story of how he came to work
for him transcribing the music for Waka/Jawaka,
and before you know it, it’s all over. After a mere 157 minutes! But that’s not
it, no siree. We also get a short extra titled On The Road: Mother Memories, with outtakes from the interviews
with Dunbar, Simmons, Duke (on ‘the booger bear war’) and Volman (saying how he
wasn’t proud of the band’s off-stage excesses). For anyone who’s seen
Christopher Guest’s hilarious mockumentary, A
Mighty Wind, it’s uncanny how much Flo now resembles Eugene Levy’s
character, Mitch Cohen. A coincidence? I don’t think so!
Anyway, if Chrome Dreams keep coming up with the goods
like this, I can’t wait till they get to the Broadway tour! A must-see.
MORGAN ÅGREN’S CONUNDRUM: A
PERCUSSIVE MISADVENTURE (Bend Bars/Lift Gates Films, 8-84501-99144-5)
As well as being a supremely gifted drummer, Morgan is
also a very likeable person. Thus a documentary was obviously a great idea, so
kudos to Carl King for making it a reality. As well as numerous examples of
Morgan’s prowess, we also get to hear Mike Keneally say that after the 1988 Broadway The Hard Way tour, FZ wanted to
form a six-piece band comprising: FZ, MK, Ray White, Scott Thunes and Mats
& Morgan. Wouldn’t that have been something (though Joe Travers strangely
qualifies this by saying that it may only have happened had Chad Wackerman been
otherwise engaged)?
What else? We see that Marco Minnemann is probably a
better guitarist than a tennis player, that Simon Phillips cares almost as much
about coffee as his recording equipment, we get fashion tips from Tosin Abasi
(wow, I hope the sessions shown with he, Morgan and Janek Gwizdala result in an
album) and Morgan visits the Trout Mask
house.
As a non-musician, I am always impressed by seeing the
time, effort and thought that goes into musicians like Morgan’s art - like how
much of it is memorised rather than improvised. But when it’s stuck behind a
bunch of other musicians, all that hard work can either go unnoticed or the
music on top may just be rancid. Happily, Morgan invariably plays behind other
great musicians and when he’s in front of you it’s hard to keep your eyes off
him.
In spite of a couple of poncey talking heads you’d
like to smash together (and I’m most certainly not talking about Dweezil or Devin
Townsend here), this documentary will at the very least make you want to go out
and try some fermented herring. But more than likely it will leave you
wondering why the hell Morgan isn’t a household name.
THE LOST BROADCASTS: ZAPPA ON ZAPPA (Gonzo Multimedia, HST109DVD)
Here is the full, unedited, uncoloured, un-subtitled
interview Horst Königstein (who did the translations for the two Peter Gabriel
German albums) conducted with Frank in Bremen for the Beat-Club. In glorious
living black and white, it's more like a surreal version of the Beeb's old Face To Face interrogations than a
normal 'pop' TV interview. Frank is asked how he thinks people perceive him (a
political rebel) and how he thinks of himself (composer). Königstein makes
notes as they go along on a large blackboard behind them; when he runs out of
room, FZ hands him his cap to rub off some of the earlier chalkings. By the
end, it's quite a collage! Frank talks about how the Government and big
businesses control TV and how it impacts on the minds of young America; he
urges youths to stop demonstrating and become part of the media, military,
police, etc. to bring about change from within and to reach larger numbers of
people. Horst has Frank recite the lyrics to Concentration Moon, and Frank in turn has Königstein read out the
words to a Republican pop song (see here).
Also discussed are Bizarre Records, the GTOs, Rolling Stone magazine, film
editing, MGM's censorship of Absolutely
Free & WOIIFTM, the ‘Berlin
Survival’ story, and the members of the new ‘swinging’ Vaudeville band that had
been together just a fortnight at time of filming. Horst asks a few overly complex
questions, which FZ handles good-naturedly. Frank clearly enjoyed this
interview, as he asks for copy to show in the US. Your darling Harold Wilson
and Edward Heath also make brief cameos, the former having just lost the June
1970 General Election to the latter. FZ asks rhetorically, “What's he gonna do
now?” Well, he came back four years later, Frank. In the eight minute
sub-titled broadcasted interview (also included), it looks like Coy leaves the
green gels in the truss. But the full 86 minute thing is a joy to behold:
Frank, as you’d expect, comes across as witty and erudite – and Königstein
manages to hold his own really well. Kudos to Voiceprint for another great
archive release.
THE LOST BROADCASTS: CAPTAIN BEEFHEART & HIS MAGIC BAND (Gonzo Multimedia,
HST112DVD)
Track list: Mascara
Snake (Bass Solo)/Click Clack 1/Click Clack 2/Golden Birdies/Band Intros/I’m
Gonna Booglarize You Baby 1/I’m Gonna Booglarize You Baby 2/Steal Softly Thru
The Snow/I’m Gonna Booglarize You Baby 3.
Recorded in a TV studio in Bremen (for the Beat-Club, with no audience) in 1972,
mid-tour between The Spotlight Kid
and Clear Spot albums. The Mascara Snake (aka Hair Pie) bass solo starts with a blue screen before Rockette
Morton (aka Mark Boston, looking like Dr. Jacoby from Twin Peaks) appears - or rather, primarily it’s his hands and bass
we see. A portly Captain then strolls on to impishly announce, “And this is the
mascara fake!” Once the solo ends, the camera switches to a monocled Ed Marimba
(Art Tripp), who appears to be wearing a small pair of psychedelic underpants
on his head, with a very animated and behatted Boston now on six string and Roy
Estrada out on parole. I mean bass. Click
Clack 1 is largely focussed on the Captain, his taped together mics and
harp. And it seems we’re getting everything that was filmed here, so a bit of a
second stab of that one too - which collapses shortly after the harp solo. Golden Birdies signals some visual
effects so beloved of 70s TV producers whereby Zoot Horn Rollo (Bill
Harkleroad) is superimposed on the rest of the band, etc. Tripp appears to emit
a short fart during Band Intros, as
the lens fails to actually capture exactly who’s who. Never mind. There’s a
fair bit of feedback during I’m Gonna
Booglarize You Baby 1, and Beefheart seems a little distracted by a studio
technician. So he stops the song and walks off. The band start version 2
without him, but he returns in time to warble as only he (and Howlin’ Wolf, and
possibly some others) can. Or could. Steal
Softly Thru The Snow is played as an instrumental (with two basses), and
sees Tripp and Beefheart - on soprano sax - duetting for the song’s thrilling
denouement. I’m Gonna Booglarize You Baby
3 signals some more FX and is the only part of this performance that was
actually shown on the Beat-Club. Now,
thanks to Gonzo and Voiceprint, it’s readily available for all to marvel at.
And well worth the wait it was too. Great sound and picture quality throughout.
Oh, and by the way: the hirsute other former Mother, Winged Eel Fingerling
(Elliot Ingber), is fairly anonymous behind his shades, with the camera really
only dwelling on him occasionally, and most notably when he’s not actually
playing (when the miffed Beefheart walks off).
FROM STRAIGHT TO BIZARRE: ZAPPA, BEEFHEART, ALICE COOPER AND LA’s LUNATIC FRINGE
(Chrome Dreams, SIDVD568)
The most professional and well put together
documentary film from these guys yet takes an in-depth look at Frankie and
Herb’s twin record labels. It features some exclusive new interviews, with:
Sandy Hurvitz (aka Essra Mohawk, on her bizarre relationship with FZ); Kim
Fowley (making, um, prophesies about the future of Wild Man Fischer); GTOs
Mercy (the original Scary Spice) and Pamela (on Permanent Damage); a modest Jeff Simmons (who expresses gratitude
for people’s appreciation of his Lucille
album, which he is more dismissive of); Drumbo and Zoot Horn Rollo (on Decals, and the genesis, recording and
release of Trout Mask). One recurring
theme throughout is how the future of many of the Straight/Bizarre releases
hinged on FZ’s reaction to different ‘incidents’ – eg. the Alice Cooper group
and the GTOs getting stoned/busted; Wild Man Fischer lobbing a bottle at Moon
Unit; Sandy Hurvitz asserting herself in the studio. There’s many a nice quote
- eg. Jerry Lawson asking “Who the fuck is Zappa?” on being told of Frank’s
interest in the Persuasions - and some insightful ones, too (eg. Ben Watson’s
comment that looking at all of the Straight/Bizarre releases is to see Frank’s
many influences). Some nice extras also:
Lawson chatting about yellow snow, skinny chickens and listening to Frankly A Cappella (released in 2000)
with FZ! (if you think that’s odd, he also attributes Hot-Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel to the Carnegie-era Mothers); and Harkleroad and French reminiscing about
the Magic Band’s arrest for shoplifting while living at the Trout House. Well
worth a peek.
CHAD WACKERMAN TRIO: HITS LIVE (Drum Channel
DVD, DV10003801-H01)
This live performance was filmed in the Drum Channel
studio, with no audience - and, more importantly, no electronic explosions
triggered by clumsy stage hands! The 'concert' footage is interspersed with
brief chats with the Trio (seems these guys all met through FZ: Doug Lunn met
Chad when he auditioned for Frank in the early 80s; and Mike Miller was invited
to play with Chad in the Banned From Utopia by The Fowler Brothers), with
separate introductions to each song by a solo Chad. He describes Balancing Acts as almost prog-rock, and
indeed it is. Tell Me starts with a
nice drum solo, as per the version on the Zappanale #18 CD. Bang. The gentle Holland is so gorgeous, I could wear it
as a scrunchie. The City also opens
with a CW solo, as he channels his first NY visit, then builds to a great
McLaughlin-esque guitar solo. Twang. This must be a great gig for MM, who gets
to shape the tunes and play oodles of solos, though he also has the job of
replicating the missing vibe parts from Chad's compositions. Throughout you see
what fine, fine players these are. And unlike Bozzio, Chad actually uses every
bit of his kit, and Doug plays all five strings on his fretless bass. Talk to
me. Although this is played totally live, with no studio trickery, some clips
of Chad appear to have been sped-up. But really, he's just super fast. Wow. The
bonus material consists of Mike's The
Good Guys, played as a tribute to the late Mark Craney. It rocks. And Introduction, which has possibly been
relegated from the main feature because MM has to sight read for most of it. I
think the intimate studio setting suits them a lot better than a field in
Germany.
FRANK ZAPPA: THE FREAK-OUT LIST (Chrome Dreams,
SIDVD555)
The first 30 minutes of this documentary focus on
FZ's classical/orchestral influences, then it looks at his R&B likes (some
of the stuff that's featured on Chrome Dreams' excellent Frank Zappa's Jukebox CD),
emphasising Johnny "Guitar" Watson's impact on Frank's
guitar playing. It's then on to doo-wop (including a present day interview with
The Cadillacs) and, finally, jazz. We are guided through these by an insightful
Ben Watson (who, God bless him, bigs up Jimmy Carl Black), various music
professors, Don Preston (who boasts that he introduced many of the classical
remnants incorporated into Zappa's oeuvre), author Greg Russo (who has his own
extra, talking us through ‘Frank Zappa's Record Collection’), GZ’s new best
friend, Alan Clayson, and (scooptastically) George Duke and Ian Underwood –
really nice to see them involved. Significant other things: crystal clear snippets
of one of the Saturday Night Live
performances (unlike those countless DVDs that flooded the marketplace a year
or so back) and Ensemble Modern rehearsing stuff for The Rage And The Fury. One of the nice other touches is the
Zappa-referencing excerpts from: Wagner's Valkyrie,
performed by the RPO; Schoenberg and Rite
Of Spring, conducted by Boulez; Holst's Jupiter
by the LSO; and Once, At A Border
(Tony Palmer's film about Stravinsky). It uses the list on the inside cover of Freak Out! as a touchstone, rather than
taking us through it name by name – which would’ve been deadly boring to watch.
If you enjoyed Chrome Dream’s previous FZ
& The MOI In The 60s DVD, you’ll love this.
TONY
PALMER’S FILM OF FRANK ZAPPA’S 200 MOTELS (Voiceprint Records, TPDVD127)
I guess we can forgive Palmer's lack of Zappa
knowledge (for example, he doesn't know who Motorhead is, can't remember Jeff
Simmons' surname, and thinks Herb Cohen was Frank's only manager and they never
had a cross word), but not sure about his dismissal of Frank's orchestral works
- especially when he adds some thing about McCartney being able to get away
with it because he's a genius. Palmer does though point out some things you may
not have noticed before (his nod to his pal, Kubrick; how some of the effects
were achieved) and relays many interesting anecdotes from the making of the
film. And it's really his commentary that makes this a must-buy DVD - you
wouldn't get this on a ZFT-approved product, that's for sure. The quality of
the film is maybe a little better than my old Warner Bros VHS videotape, but
there's no discernible improvement in the sound. Shame. Also, the 16:9 aspect
ratio appears to mean they've squeezed the image throughout so that little is
chopped from the screen - so the camera adds more than 10lbs.
THE
DRUMMERS OF FRANK ZAPPA: ROUNDTABLE DISCUSSION AND PERFORMANCE (Drum Channel
DVD Collection: Vol. One, DV10005801-H01)
Track list: Terry’s
Intro And Ralph’s Audition/How Chester Got In The Band/Ruth’s Story Meeting
Frank/More Stories And Chad’s Audition/Discussion Of Other Player’s
Audition/The Black Page Of Frank’s Music/Playing In The Band/Performance.
Total time: 140 min.
I imagine most folks have seen some of this online,
but it's wonderful to have the complete thing collected together on one DVD -
something I actually prayed would happen; thank you, Drum Channel! In the
roundtable discussion, Ruth Underwood is easily the most endearing, and she
brings along some of Frank’s sheet music for the others to marvel at. Chester
Thompson and Chad Wackerman are both pretty modest, but have great tales to
tell. Ralph Humphrey and Terry Bozzio come across as very eloquent (which is
not to say that the others are dummies – far from it), and Terry keeps things
moving apace. It's a real nice mix of informal reminisces - about: the 'clash
of the titans' (the Mothers Vs Mahavishnu); scary in-concert auditions;
learning Kung Fu and Approximate; hanging with Frank; Ruth's
cocktail version of Freak Out!;
playing quintuplets LOUD; Phil Collins trying to learn More Trouble Everyday; and lots of other really entertaining stuff.
Terry reveals that the intro to The Black
Page was ripped off of Tony Williams on the Stanley Clarke album. One of the highlights is undoubtedly when
Ruth calls Chad “dear” (Chad told me,
“Ruth is great. That's the first time I
had a chance to speak with her.”)! The 42 minute ‘performance’ part
(featuring all but Ruthie, sadly) is pretty cool: obviously Chester & Ralph
built up a great rapport back in the day, and Chad & Terry have done many
duet concerts together since; seeing all four men-in-black improvising together
is sure fine looking, man.
STEVE VAI: WHERE THE WILD THINGS
ARE (Favored Nations, FN2610-9)
Disc 1: Paint Me
Your Face/Now We Run/Oooo/Building The Church/Tender Surrender/Band Intros/Fire
Wall/The Crying Machine/Shove The Sun Aside/I’m Becoming/Die To Live/Freak Show
Excess/Apples In Paradise/All About Eve/Gary 7/Beastly Rap/Treasure
Island/Angel Food/Earthquake Sky.
Disc 2: The
Audience Is Listening/The Murder/Juice /Whispering A Prayer/Taurus
Bulba/Liberty/Answers/For The Love Of God.
I think we finally have THE live Vai doovdé. Much as I
loved the Astoria and Sound Theories discs, and Steve’s
performances in the G3 fillums, at times these all lacked a little extry
something. This one seems to have it all for me: it features a great band
(enhanced a goodly deal by the two violinists, whose Apples In Paradise duet is a delight) and is
beautifully/professionally filmed; Steve doesn’t come across as too cloying or
insincere, as he sometimes can (he even apologises for his James Brown jiving);
and much humour is added by the between song sub-titles. Unlike many so-called
music videos, you get close-ups of the band’s hands here, so all you musos can
check what’s really going down (eg. on Steve’s delicate little solo that is I’m Becoming). And the sound is
phenomenal. I saw this band live in London, and was lucky enough to be in the
front few rows. This video puts you even closer to the band, and really makes
you get up out off your seat and shake your thang – especially during Die To Live and Freak Show Excess, wherein Steve’s long-time on-stage foil, Dave
Weiner, perfectly duplicates his master’s every note, and Keneally’s bass-boy,
Bryan Beller, gets to strut his stuff. The fact is, these guys make it all look
so easy and, perhaps more importantly, enjoyable. How anyone can smile and
dance while actually performing this music is quite remarkable. The half-naked,
heavily tattooed Jeremy Colson is also fun to watch: a bit like Placebo’s new
drummer, he’s kinda cartoony. But an amazing player - his left arms swings
mesmerize me. Treasure Island - an
acoustic duet, with Jeremy wearing his portable kit - will make you smile. And
the preceding Beastly Rap allows for
some Frank-inspired banter. The truly great thing about Steve is that he takes
his music very seriously and is always changing tack - simply refusing to rest
on his laurels. Yes, we get some old favourites along the way, but they are
always presented in new and interesting ways (aside from the violins, Zack
Wiesinger adds his lap steel during the encores). The whole thing last over 3½
hours. Phew!
FRANK
ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION IN THE 1960s (Chrome Dreams, SIDVD545)
This includes the last filmed interview with Jimmy
Carl Black (sadly, I think I was the last person to actually interview him),
plus new ones with Don Preston, Bunk Gardner, Art Tripp, Billy James (ANT-BEE),
Alan Clayson and Ben Watson. The archive footage used of Frank & the
Mothers in the 60s is just shortish clips, used legally under review and
criticism fair dealing provisions present in both European and American
copyright acts. This, plus the professional editing and narration, make this a
cut above the Music In
Review DVD or any of those Edgehill/Classic Rock things. Yes,
it's not an official ZFT-sanctioned documentary. But it's also not 'complete
and utter bullshit', as someone who hadn't even seen it claimed at the Zappa
Forum. In fact, it's really well put together and includes some footage I'd
never seen before - of a young, clean-shaven FZ with Ray Collins - plus short
extracts from a really good 'print' of the Steve Allen show when Frank played
sister Candy's bicycle. Watching that, you can see the amazing resemblance
between Frank and his oldest son.
FRANK ZAPPA: THE TORTURE NEVER STOPS (Honker Home
Video, HHD 1221)
Track list: Black Napkins/Montana/Easy Meat/Beauty
Knows No Pain/Charlie's Enormous Mouth/Fine Girl/Teen-age Wind/Harder Than Your
Husband/Bamboozled By Love/We're Turning Again/Alien Orifice/Flakes/Broken
Hearts Are For Assholes/You Are What You Is/Mudd Club/The Meek Shall Inherit
Nothing/Dumb All Over/Heavenly Bank Account/Suicide Chump/Jumbo Go
Away/Stevie's Spanking/The Torture Never Stops/Strictly Genteel/The Illinois
Enema Bandit.
Extras: Teen-Age Prostitute/City Of Tiny Lights/You
Are What You Is (promo).
Review
coming soon. But it’s good!
THE MUFFIN MEN: MUFFINZ MOOVIES (2004-2005) VOLUME
THREE
The saga continues, though this time there’s less chat
and more music. The documenta’y part covers two action packed years, and starts
with Roddie’s 50th birthday party which saw some old faces return
for a one-off gig in Liddypool. Fun to see Bammo, Rhino and Jumpy on stage
together again. There’s a return to
STEVE VAI: VISUAL SOUND THEORIES
Track list: Kill
The Guy With The Ball/The God Eaters/The Murder Prologue/The
Murder/Answers/Lotus Feet/I'm Becoming/Salamanders In The Sun/The Attitude
Song/Gentle Ways/Liberty/For The Love Of God/Shadows And Sparks/Frangelica Pt.
I & II.
Bonus features include: an Orchestra-only performance
of Bledsoe Bluvd./an interview at De Oosterpoort
with Steve Vai/feature length commentary with Steve, Michael Mesker and Jason
Feinberg.
Oooo!
ZAPPANALE #18
Friday
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Saturday
- August 04, 2007: chen unst (Germany); Team Zappa (Norway); Octafish
(Germany); Kimono Draggin’ (USA); Sex Without Nails Bros. (Austria); Space
Debris (Germany).
Sunday
- August 05, 2007: Polytoxicomane Philharmonie (Germany); The Great
Googly Moogly (Sweden); Jazzprojekt Hundehagen (Germany); Harmonia Ensemble
(Italy); The Chad Wackerman Trio (USA); Good Bye till 2008 Session (all
musicans).
Photos: From artists, crew, backstage, audience & festival ground.
From Christophe Godin And Mörglbl’s set (wrongly
credited to Kimono Draggin’), they’ve included a snippet of his excellent
Village Of The Sun outro (practically a new song in itself) and his wacky take
on AC/DC’s Highway To Hell. This
hopefully contrasts nicely with the CDs (see above).
FRANK ZAPPA: MUSIC IN REVIEW (Ragnarock Films, CRP2569)
Ben Watson told me, “They paid me a derisory fee [£150] to sit in front
of a drum set and answer questions read out by an accomplice paid a slightly
less derisory fee. I suspect a torrent of ‘opinion’ by second-string talking
heads in the manner of most current cheap docus. On the other hand, it does
have ME in it so it's obviously highly collectable.” Indeed. While
there is much to condemn about this (the fact that it only covers the period up
to Apostrophe (’), for starters),
there’s also much to commend it. Certainly I’ve seen worse; the Zeppelin Making Of A Supergroup DVD springs to
mind. And unlike that, there’s at least some ‘talking heads’ whose opinions you
actually respect and want to hear (hi
Ben!), as well as actual clips of yer actual subject (albeit grainy ones
from the Saturday Night Live 76 and
78 shows, Stockholm 73 and 68’s Colour Me
Pop). Melody Maker writer Chris
Welch met Frank in the late 60s, but otherwise has never exactly been a
prominent fan – indeed, he inadvertently
lets slip comments about “inflicting” this “dreadful”
music on people. He also slams the 200
Motels film as a “disaster”. Gem Howard-Kemp apparently worked for Frank
for three months on an early
ZAPPA PLAYS ZAPPA DVD (Strobosonic, STROBO-D-100)
Disc One: Andy/Call Any Vegetable/Tell Me You Love
Me/Florentine Pogen/Cosmik
Debris/I’m The Slime/Pound For A Brown/Don’t Eat The
Yellow Snow/St. Alfonzo’s Pancake Breakfast/Father O’Blivion/Inca Roads/Eat That Question/I’m So Cute/Tryin’ To Grow A Chin/Punky’s
Whips.
Disc Two: Black Page #1/Black Page #2/Regyptian Strut/Peaches En
Regalia/Montana/Village Of The Sun/Echidna’s Arf (Of You)/Zomby Woof/Black
Napkins/The Torture Never Stops/Oh No/Son Of Orange County/Trouble Every
Day/Sofa. Bonus Material: Cheepnis/Interview with DZ.
Filmed with 12 HD cameras at the Rose Auditorium in
Portland and the Paramount Theatre in Seattle last December. The
FRANK
ZAPPA: CLASSIC ALBUMS APOSTROPHE (‘)/OVER-NITE SENSATION (Eagle Rock
Entertainment, EREDV625)
The first time I watched this I nearly dribbled, I was
concentrating so hard. It’s a definite must-have DVD, featuring some tantalising - and not nearly enough! - studio footage (you can see them recording
Zomby Woof and parts of the Yellow Snow suite); sped-up on the road shots;
black and white film of a rehearsal with Ponty (playing Zomby); a short clip of
Bianca Odin singing Dirty Love live in 1976; Kerry McNab in the studio now and
then; and on and on. There’s lots of stuff not used on the records (vocals,
studio chatter and such) heard when Joe Travers and Dweezil dissect certain
tracks, and a wondrous segment of Ruth Underwood today showing us Frank’s
beautifully handwritten score for Rollo Interior and playing a small part of
the Idiot Bastard and an almost perfect section from St Alfonzo’s Pancake
Breakfast on her marimba. Gail and three of the kids appear, so we hear Moon
parley about being embarrassed by her father’s lyrics. David McMacken talks
about designing the Over-nite artwork, and many of the musicians who played on
these two albums (Ruth and Ian Underwood, Napi, Ralph Humphrey, Bruce Fowler,
George Duke) look back at those times. Dweezil claims you can find “every aspect of
Frank’s music squeezed into [these] two perfectly formed records”.
The bonus material features longer extracts of Joe and Dweez at UMRK,
highlighting the Ikettes contributions and a whole bunch of the ‘cool little
elements’ from Dirty Love, Nanook Rubs It (including an edited out section) and
Dinah-Moe Humm (where they both look amazed to hear Frank espousing the concept
of the pigmy pony - so they maybe haven’t listened to the version on Have I
Offended Someone?). There’s also the Zappa Plays Zappa band competently playing
Camarillo Brillo in Joe’s Garage (with Napi resplendent in red Prawns With
Horns t-shirt) and Montana from the Roxy (as per at zappa.com) and I’m The
Slime by the In New York band from Saturday Night Live in 1976. If you’re still
waiting for your copy to arrive, you’re in for a real treat.
ED
SEEMAN PRESENTS FRANK ZAPPA & THE ORIGINAL MOTHERS OF INVENTION, 1967-1968
(Personal DVD)
A 40 minute psychedelic excerpt from 14 hours of footage
shot be Ed, this includes the Mothers (Billy, Roy, Don, JCB, Ian, Bunk,
Motorhead, FZ) live (at the Garrick Theater and Royal Albert Hall), in
Apostolic studios, and hanging around in London with Suzy Creemcheese (Pamela
Zarubica), groupies and Tim Buckley’s manager. There’s a nice sped-up piece of
Cal Schenkel making a Zappa dummy for the WOIIFTM sleeve with Gail and Ed. Like
Muffin Moovies 2, there’s also a meeting with Arthur Brown. There’s some nice
clips with Gail and baby Moon in Frank’s
MUFFINZ
MOOVIES TWO & THE MUFFIN MEN LIVE @ ZAPPANALE,
The documenta’y picks up where the last one left off
and is indeed a very worthy sequel. I guess some might criticise the fact that
there are very few complete live performances of songs, so for them there’s the
entire performance from Zappanale #14. Also, this is precisely why Ben Watson’s
contention that nobody really wants us talking heads (yes, me and him is both
one) misses the point, because it is the heads that effectively tell the story
of the band. Includes a segment on the excellent When Worlds Collide which can
be viewed on YouTube here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzUk9-McXs4
. Moovies includes a few bonus items, like the
travelling to and from Zappanale, as well as a chunk of their set with Jimmy at
the festival. There’s also a highly amusing interview by an unknown fan when
Jimmy met his old pal Arthur Brown on tour. The Arf Society’s Bands DVD from
Zappanale #14 used a very dark camera for much of the Muffin’s segment;
“luckily we had Esther (Leslie) standing in practically the same place, so we
replaced all the duff camera with our shot, plus we added an audience bootleg
camera for the odd angle or two” Roddie told me. And now this looks really
nifty. In all the excitement of hooking Napi up with the boys and travelling
all day to see them together in
UBin
Twinz presents dErailRoaDed - InsiDe tHe MiNd oF LarRy ‘WILD MAN’ FiScHeR
(Plexi Limited, 802 plexi)
I first saw this at the National Film Theatre in 2005,
where we were treated to a Q&A session with the film’s producer, Jeremy
Lubin. Jeremy told us that the project came about the day Fischer approached
him in a restaurant, stared into his face and proceeded to tell him: he’d been
named ‘Wild Man’ by Solomon Burke; had appeared on Rowan & Martin’s
Laugh-In; made an album with FZ; recorded a further three for Rhino Records; and
sung a duet with Rosemary Clooney. Following such an intriguing introduction, a
semi-believing Lubin (and his partner, the film’s eventual director, Josh
Rubin) had a Google and found it was all true. They realised his story would
make an interesting documentary and were amazed that no one had done it before.
They later realised that no one else would have had the time and patience to
complete it (as was the case with HBO). The mentally ill are not known for
their predictability, after all. Filmed over a three-year period, this film
shows Larry in his 60s convinced that Steven Spielberg wants him dead and
others want to cut his dick off and throw it in the ocean. He remains convinced
he’s the best rock singer in the world, while his mild mannered brother disagrees.
The Wild Man Fischer Story is used to good effect at the start of the film -
listening to that really had my bemused kids laughing. At one point, Larry
claims that FZ wanted a son just like him but, having discovered him, Frank
disowned him the day he smashed a bottle near baby Moon. Despite the subsequent
acrimony (we see puppets re-enacting the scene when Dr Demento played an
enraged FZ Larry’s song Frank live on his radio show), Fischer says the
highpoint of his career was the concert he played with the Mothers at the
Rosebowl. And footage of FZ (who Larry describes as a ‘good businessman’) from
1970 pops up a couple of times - as well as a more recent interview with Gail.
It is indeed an interesting and engaging film, but it only scratches the surface
of why Larry turned out a paranoid schizophrenic. He’s no Syd Barret-type drug
casualty but, ironically, drugs are responsible for enabling him to lead a
comparatively normal life these days - though robbing him of any artistic urge
(or his ‘pep’). Whatever the reason, The Ubin Twinz should be applauded for
their persistence. Long may this continue, but it looks like we’ll have to wait
for a future special edition to hear Fischer’s initial reaction to the film
(seems he’s still to pluck up the courage to watch it), as the audio commentary
with Larry on this DVD is just some spliced together phone conversations with
the Man. But there’s 49 minutes of bonus footage, including ‘Weird’ Al Yankovic
singing Merry-Go-Round, and a nice extract from Dennis P. Eichhorn’s comic
book. Now check out the Derailroaded MySpace page (http://www.myspace.com/derailroaded)...
BRUCE BICKFORD:
Firstly, I’m glad to report to fellow European
denizens that this disc being encoded in the NTSC video format does not prevent
me from playing it on my way old Region 2-only DVD player. So, yeah - it’s
really region free, really free, really really free, really me...er. Anyone who
saw Keane’s Bedshaped video will know that the influence of the amazing Mr
Bickford lives on. Like me, Bruce has a thing about miniature things- Julie
Sexburger says, ‘Just as well. K-yuk! K-yuk!’ But one of my favourite places on
earth is the model village at Babbacombe. Fact - and so I can empathise with
his love for the little guys he creates. And the smaller the better, so it
would seem. He sincerely believes that animation is the single most important
thing in the world. Here he states that Bill Gates should be ploughing his
millions into animation studios, and that we should be making films about wars
rather than actually fighting them. Sound. Computer generated animation appears
to be beyond Bruce’s means, so it’s all really painstaking stuff. But he’s truly
passionate about what he does, and what he does he does brilliantly. This film
obviously features much of his work (with a great soundtrack by Shark Quest),
but the subject of it is he and his father, George - a retired aerospace
engineer suffering from the onset of Alzheimer’s Disease - who took his son to
see Bergman’s Wild Strawberries when he was a kid and interviewed him about it
the next day. (Bruce thinks you should just watch films - not discuss them.)
Filmed at the turn of the century, in a way this reminds me of Crumb - though
not so shocking or perverted, It is actually a delightful, at times quite
profound, little film. Now pray with me that Bruce outlives the 255-year-old
Chinaman; George passed away at the end of 2005 (so sadly me and Bruce have
something else in common). This DVD has been released by Bright Eye Pictures in
his memory. It features a bunch of extras, including deleted scenes and some
previously unreleased BB animation clips. To get your juices flowing, here’s a
photo from the Andre Cholmondeley Collection (circa. 2004), showing Bruce’s
handiwork - ladies and gentlemen, it’s the 1973-74 band. [This is NOT featured
in the DVD, but...]
