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(Last updated 30 June 2009)

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·        There’s a new book out, The Gangster of Love - Johnny “Guitar” Watson: Performer, Preacher, Pimp, by Vincent Bakker. It includes a whole ‘Zappa on Watson’ chapter, which reveals how JGW “never got into” Frank’s music, and why Watson didn’t go on tour with his friend. You can buy it at Amazon.com. (Thanks, Mr Brainpang.)

 

·        Watch Steve  Vai’s tribute to the King Of Pop here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBd4QXrEPHA

 

·        The soundtrack to Michael Mann’s new film, Public Enemies (starring Johnny Depp), features a track called Chicago Shake by The Bruce Fowler Big Band. It was co-written by Bruce and features brother Walt on trumpet and Albert Wing on sax. Malcolm McNab also plays trumpet on the score.

 

·        I recently bought Ed Palermo’s new CD, Eddy Loves Frank, and it’s effin brill; I’ll pen a review at some point. But meantime, here’s a press release for y’all to peruse if you’ve not yet got this fab disc.

 

·        Zappa.com has just posted a couple of clips from the LA stage production of Joe’s Garage (at http://www.zappa.com/stufftoget/video/packardgoose.html and http://www.zappa.com/stufftoget/video/diva_joesgarage.html). Good to see former Grande Mother, Ken Rosser, prominently featured during Packard Goose.

 

·        A cover of Peaches En Regalia will be included on How I Got Over, the forthcoming album from hip-hop band, The Roots.

 

·        Herb Cohen is currently in court in LA demanding $1M damages from journalist Barney Hoskyns and Random House, claiming that they defamed him by accusing him of embezzling royalties from Tom Waits in the biography, Low Side Of The Road: A Life Of Tom Waits.

 

·        Howard Kaylan is finishing up a memoir, How Not To Be Me, which he hopes will be turned into a film.

 

·        “The gorgeous Gail Zappa has invited me to cover a Frank Zappa song. I am incredibly honoured. I am looking through his oeuvre. That’s a whole lot of oeuvre! Any suggestions? You know I like things fruity. Suggestions?” asks Lucy Lawless, aka Xena: Warrior Princess.

 

·        Gary Lucas and Lenny Kaye performed Who Are The Brain Police? at the Gods & Monsters’ 20th Anniversary Show in New York on 11 June. Bet that was good.

 

·        Denizens of the continental US of A can host a concert by Mike Keneally and Bryan Beller at a venue of their choice. The MyKeneally Tour will take place between 6-20 August. See this for more.

 

·        Grand Funk off-shoot Flint has its eponymous 1978 debut album now out on CD (from Wounded Bird Records). FZ plays guitar on two tracks (Better You Than Me and You’ll Never Be The Same).

 

·        New book, Afterbirth: Stories You Won’t Read in a Parenting Magazine, features an essay by Moon Unit called Mom Redefined. Here’s an extract: “When I was little, ‘Mom’ meant let people be themselves so Dad doesn’t leave us for a groupie and we can keep food on the table and a roof over our heads. ‘Mom’ meant do your own thing, because my mom didn’t have time to play with us or teach us conflict resolution - she was too busy making sure my dad didn’t leave us for a groupie. ‘Mom’ meant yell a lot to get us to stop screaming so Dad can sleep so he can work and doesn’t leave us for a groupie. By the time I was ready to leave home, the definition of ‘Mom’ had expanded to include unfair rule through financial bondage, control through psychological and emotional manipulation, and profound apathy.” Hear more at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wF5SKiP5dHg.

 

·        This Idiot understands that the ‘great singer from a well known group’ who ‘had not done any of the required preparation’ for the gig of singing with ZPZ was Living Colour’s Corey Glover.

 

·        See Diva, Dweez, Gail and Bust in Vilnius: http://united-mutations.blogspot.com/2009/06/dweezil-and-gail-zappa-in-vilnius.html. By the bye, I note that the radio ad for the imminent UK dates by ZPZ on Planet Rock talks about Dweezil and a 12-piece band. Shome mishtake surely?

 

·        Other Minds Records has just issued Conlon Nancarrow’s Studies for Player Piano: The Original 1750 Arch Recordings, Volumes 1–4 on CD. If you’ve not heard and of this, it’s crazy, mind-blowing stuff. Go here to sample some brief excerpts: http://www.otherminds.org/cgi-bin/shop.pl/page=Nancarrowstudies.html/SID=PUT_SID_HERE/buy=1

 

·        The Alambic Électric Festival this year will feature the Grandmothers – more at http://www.myspace.com/festivalalambicelectrique.

 

·        The amazing Mr. Bickford will be a special guest at Zappanale 20. Bruce is bringing lots of his work over to Bad Doberan, where you’ll be able to see his little creatures on display. He’ll also have some of his newest pictures and his new film with him. This Idiot is part-way through interviewing Bruce, in cahoots with the incredible André Cholmondeley.

 

·        Interested in hearing Edgard Varèse conducting Charlie Mingus? Go here: http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/2009/06/edgar-varèse-and-the-jazzmen-mp3s.html

 

·        Mike Keneally appears on Todd Grubbs’ next CD, The Return Of The Worm (due soon), on a song called The Message. Todd tells me Mike’s solo is “weird and fantastic!” He adds that “this album is a bit different than some of my other ones; it has a lot of ‘field recordings’, humour and overall strangeness.” The Todd Grubbs Group (with ANT-BEE, Bo Smith and Tony Arnone) have also contributed a wondrous piece for my 21 Burnt Weeny Sandwiches project.

 

·        Onion boy Bryan Beller: “I have it on good authority that Steve Vai is now finally, finally done with the live DVD of the 2007 String Theories band, and that it’s coming out this summer.”

 

·        Oh my - a new interview with Ray Collins: http://www.dailybulletin.com/ci_12484780. And some interesting chats with Jimmy Carl Black here: http://sprisk.com/kultur/jimmy-carl-black-1938-2008.html

 

·        Wendy Bannister tells me “we still have a few of the Knebworth Frank Zappa T shirts left in all sizes from small to XXXL. They are normally £12.45 but we would keep the price down to £11.95 – plus a second one at half price (£5.97) - for the visitors to your site. Anyone interested should email info@rockmusicmemorabilia.com or phone 01954 268088. I have been receiving lots of requests for them because of the imminent ZPZ tour. We also still have a couple of the original 1971 posters left in mint condition for £80 if anyone is interested.”

 

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·        This Idiot’s long-promised interview with Robert ‘Bobby’ Martin is finally done: http://idiotbastard.com/Interviews/RobertMartin.htm

 

·        Following its Zappa jukebox CD, Chrome Dreams has now released Captain Beefheart’s Jukebox: The Songs That Inspired The Man. It duplicates a couple of the songs on the FZ one, but looks pretty nifty. The wondrous Radar Station has a short review here: http://www.beefheart.com/datharp/albums/related/jukebox.htm

 

·        Ed Mann is selling Zappa stuff: http://www.edmann.info/ZAPPA_PAGE.html (thanks, Bob).

 

·        The Vegetarians (one of the 20 extraordinary idiot bastards) have a new CD, 24 Carrot Songs, available from CdBaby (http://cdbaby.com/cd/vegetarians2) and on iTtunes. You can also listen to and download all the songs at www.annellssongs.com.

 

·        Back in 2003, Gail said we “can expect a new batch” of Beat The Boots. And here they finally are: six ‘discs’ now being sold by AmazonMP3. Apparently Rhino passed on flogging these particular ‘unpolished turds’ a while back. Here’s some helpful info on what the discs contain: http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.frank-zappa/msg/dad9046b7600f47b?hl=en

 

·        Old Skool Hooligans are offering some ‘awesome new imported t-shirts’, including Weasels Ripped My Flesh and Freak Out! ones.

 

·        I wanted a quick way to notify folk about new news, and I didn’t quite get this newfangled Twitter thing. So I created The Idiot’s Little Bastards Club on Facebook (at http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=93547360554&ref=mf). Join us, Michael?

 

·        A message from Scott Parker: “The third volume in my Recordings Of Frank Zappa book series is now available. You can read more about this 399-page monster at www.scottparkerbooks.com. This book explores the recorded work of FZ in his first decade. The first half of the book includes a full-color worldwide discography from 1972-1973, complete with commercially-issued LP and CD bootleg releases. The second half of the book contains in-depth reviews of every known bootleg concert recording of FZ from 1972 through 1973. Transcriptions of FZ’s inter-song announcements are also given. The book is 399 pages long. This version of the book is limited, numbered and signed by the author.”

 

·        Gail’s former boyfriend, Bobby Jameson (for whom Frank arranged Gotta Find My Roogalator) is in intensive care after emergency surgery for an aortic aneurysm. His condition is stable. Read his mother’s blog: http://thinkaboutitworld.blogspot.com/

 

·        Arf…http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/south_of_scotland/8048173.stm

 

·        Steve Vai appears on the forthcoming Spinal Tap album, Back From The Dead, released on 16 June. Steve is also to release a 25th Anniversary Edition of his first solo album, Flex-Able.

 

·        Ben Thomas is the new ZPZ singer (read about it here). This is the same Ben Thomas who appeared in the Gail-approved Joe’s Garage musical in LA last year.

 

·        Zappa Records is pleased to present the official digital download of Mothermania, a special 40th Anniversary Edition in celebration of the original vinyl release, on Mothers’ Day. (Make sure you have Java version 1.4 or later installed and, oddly, if you buy each track separately, it works out cheaper than getting it in one hit.) Read more at: http://www.zappa.com/zapparecords/2009_mothermania.html. Coming soon at zappa.com, “GZ Sez”.

 

·        Why not watch a very nice clip of the Central Scrutinizer Band with specialle guesta, Ike Willis, on what could well be Chanel 9 at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzArFXSFa7U (courtesy Sminky-pinky John-Kaminski, aka Mr Cool).

 

·        Don’t think I’ve mentioned this before, but Mike Keneally is now offering the Sluggo!, Half Alive In Hollywood and Mistakes albums for download (including new liner notes – if someone writes and tells me which FZ song title Mike sings backwards in What Happened Next, I may send them a peanut), on either mp3 or FLAC, for a mere $10 each. And he’s currently running a Mothers’ Day sale which means you can get a 10% discount off these (and other items - go here: http://store.moosemart.com/servlet/StoreFront) by using the promo code “MIKE4MOM”. Support this artist! Oh, and he’s just finished Scambot – yay! I like Mike.

 

·        If you were unable to attend our concert for Jimmy Carl Black last November, you can hear The Thurston Lava Tube‘s Caravan (with a drum solo) and The FrazKnapp Fusion Project (featuring Carlo Bowry and Andy Frizell)’s Ra Ja For Jimmy from that evening on their MySpace pages. And shortly you’ll be able to hear even more of the Thurston’s set when Cordelia Records releases the band’s fifth album, The Year Of The Dog. Material from the concert will be included as mp3 format in the “CD extra” content doings. The actual album includes recordings of four of the songs (Bowie’s Ziggy Stardust, The Beatles’ I Wanna Hold Your Hand, and their own Don’t Borrow Dominoes From A Black Man and Ianisation) that they played that night. I like the Thurston Lava Tube.

 

·        This Idiot had forgotten (he’s old and retiring) about Miquette Giraudy’s The Blimp quote in Steve Hillage’s Light In The Sky. Sure hope they play it at Zappanale this year.

 

·        Out in July from Rykodisc, New York Times, a two-CD set of live performances from Flo & Eddie recorded at The Bottom Line in New York City from 1979 to 1994. The second disc includes their FZ medley (Who Needs The Peace Corps?/Concentration Moon/The Ugliest Part Of Your Body/Absolutely Free/Peaches en Regalia/Magic Fingers) from the 1993 show. “This was a great collection of songs we did while singing with The Mothers of Invention. Howard and I loved the early Zappa records and this medley showcases some of our favourite songs from We’re Only In It For The Money.” says Mr. Volman. “We can’t ignore the late Mr. Zappa whenever we are doing a history of our careers. One day, we’d love to work with Dweezil too, just to keep the genius of his father alive. There was never a more brilliant musician and he was, of course, a well-acknowledged father figure to both Mark and me as well.” says Mr. Kaylan. Meantime, available right now is ‘Save The Turtles’ The Greatest Hits of The Turtles (see http://www.idiotbastard.com/News/PressRelease.htm).

 

·        The Chad Wackerman Trio has a live DVD out soon. Confirms Chad, “The DVD is close to being finished. We recorded it at the Drum Channel, so it’s a matter of squeezing the time in with their schedule. I hope in a couple months it’ll be out.” Regarding the Drum Channel’s excellent Zappa Drummers Roundtable thing, during which Ruth Underwood called Chad “dear”, young Master Wackerman adds: “Ruth is great. That’s the first time I had a chance to speak with her.”

 

·        In Germany, the May edition of Playboy featured the lovely Moon Unit in the naughty naked semi-rude:

 

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·        Warren Cuccurullo’s rendition of Wreckelection, the never before previously recorded piece of music by FZ, can now be streamed from his MySpace page - and, indeed, my own: http://www.myspace.com/idiotbastard. You can download it, and the rest of Warren’s long-awaited Playing In Tongues album, from Barfko-Swill.

 

·        Dave McMann asks: “want some stunning sport video with music? Well, check this out: http://vimeo.com/4167288.”

 

·        “Here is a link to a live ZAPPATiKA version of Zappa’s CITY OF TINY LITES which was recorded during one of our recent shows - we already made the top 30 so give it a click today or tomorrow and maybe we can push this little mother all the way to the top of the chart! Cheers for your Click! http://soundclick.com/share?songid=7215773.” – ZAPPATiKA

 

·        The Yoko Ono Plastic Ono Band, featuring Sean Lennon & special guests, play London’s Royal Festival Hall on Sunday 14 June as part of Ornette Coleman’s Meltdown.

 

·        In the latest instalment of the continuing story of Michael Myers, H2: Halloween 2 (written and directed by Rob Zombie, and starring ‘Weird Al’ Yankovic), Howard Hesseman’s character is called Uncle Meat.

 

·        Drumbo answers some interesting questions (largely about Trout Mask), stuff that won’t appear in his autobiography, here: http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=349652501&blogID=484741730

 

·        Ed Palermo has uploaded some tracks from his imminent Eddy Loves Frank CD at http://www.myspace.com/edpalermo

 

·        Here are the links for the final JCB downloads from Greg Russo’s Crossfire Publications:

 

·        JIMMY CARL BLACK, STEVEN DE BRUYN & JOS STEEN, Black Brown Stone: http://cdbaby.com/cd/jcbsdbjs (complete session, including tracks that Jimmy is not on)

·        JIMMY CARL BLACK & THE ROUTE 66 ALL-STAR BLUES BAND, Live All-Stars: http://cdbaby.com/cd/jcbr66asbb (same as the original album)

·        JIMMY CARL BLACK & THE ROUTE 66 ALL-STAR BLUES BAND, More Rockin’ Blues: http://cdbaby.com/cd/jcbr66asbb2 (same as the original album)

·        JIMMY CARL BLACK, MICK PINI & UWE JESDINSKY, Live In Steinbach: http://cdbaby.com/cd/jcbmpuj (same as the original album)

 

Says Greg: “Amazon.com will have these titles in a few days for those wanting a song here or there.”

 

·        A 20th anniversary CD/DVD reissue of Whitesnake’s Slip Of The Tongue, featuring Steve Vai, will be issued in the second week of June 2009.  Bonus material includes Fool For Your Loving  (The Vai Voltage Mix) and (on both the CD & DVD) Slip Of The Tongue and Kittens Got Claws live from the Monsters Of Rock at Donnington in 1990.

 

·        William L. Fowler, 1917-2009 (http://memorialwebsites.legacy.com/billfowler/Homepage.aspx).

 

·        Read Art Tripp on the MOI In The 60s DVD at http://www.zappa.com/messageboard/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=16840&p=411640

 

·        Project Object with Ike Willis and Don Preston are lining up some European dates to coincide with their appearance at Zappanale #20 in August. Keep an eye on their website for details as they emerge.

 

·        Some kool t-shirts here: http://www.oldskoolhooligans.com/catalog/1/zappa

 

·        In the May 2009 edition of Record Collector, Alan Clayson talks to Gail Zappa – principally about Lumpy Money and her own pre-FZ musical career. In this interesting article, Mrs Z reveals that The Rage & The Fury may never be released (“Frank didn’t care if anyone [else] heard it – and I feel the same,”), that FZ ‘ordered’ her to sell the master tapes of a second un-issued Wild Man Fischer album to Rykodisc, that she’s thinking of taking guitar lessons, and that she is keen to write her autobiography.

 

·         The groovy Drum Channel website now has an interview up with Chester Thompson - by Terry Bozzio - in one, two, three, four parts.

 

·        Out now from Zonic Entertainment/Hot Club Records, No Forest Fire by the Mar Vista Philharmonic – that is: Tommy Mars, Arthur Barrow, Bruce & Walt Fowler, Larry Klimas, Kurt McGettrick and VINNIE COLAIUTA! Says Artie: “It is a wild and cool free improv from August 2002. It is the one and only assemblage of this group, sadly, as Kurt is no longer with us. This session led to the BBC sessions after the BBC guy heard this and asked if we could do something to go with their 10th anniversary show. It’s for the hard core fans who might like to hear what some of the vets might do left to their own devices!” See more butts here: http://www.idiotbastard.com/News/PressRelease1.htm

 

·        Love Bomb: Live 1967-1969 by Blossom Toes features FZ’s guest appearance with the band at the legendary Amougies Festival, as well as a cover of the good Captain’s Electricity. Grab it from Sunbeam Records now.

 

·        Check out this new website: Zappa Music Dot Com.

 

·        Here’s a sneak peek at the forthcoming Son Of Roxy & Elsewhere DVD from Zappa Plays Zappa - filmed on 12 December 2008 at the Roxy Theatre in Hollywood: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wb-b4s-0ps&fmt=22. Looks way spiffy, and note how the band are all w-e-r-e-i-n-g black tops like the Mothers did on that still-to-be-released Roxy Performances DVD. Accept no substitutes, eh? In other ZPZ news, Dweezil says “In about two weeks I will be making a very special announcement regarding our new SINGER for the upcoming European and American tours. Who will it be? Who could it be? Wouldn’t you like to know...” My money’s on the SINGER in the woods, Brother A. Zappa.

 

·        Billy James (aka the ANT-BEE) is currently hosting his own online radio programme called Listening Through A Glass Onyon on the UK’s largest classic rock website (www.GetReadyToRock.com). The first show was aired on 5 April; along with playing ANT-BEE music, James is also spinning “eclectic slices of prog, psychedelic and experimental music by such legends as Frank Zappa, Captain Beefheart, Magma, Godley & Gouldmen, Daevid Allen, Le Orme, Supersister, Flo & Eddie and Wildman Fisher to name a few. The next show will be aired sometime in May 2009.”

 

·        Listen to Frank Zappa: A ‘Lumpy’ Legacy – a short news item by Joel Rose for NPR, featuring Gail and Ike. After the story first aired on 9 April, NPR was asked to take down the two FZ pieces it had been given permission to stream.

 

·        Next April sees the complete works of Edgard Varèse performed in one weekend at London’s South Bank. See here for more: http://www.southbankcentre.co.uk/festivals-series/varese-360

 

·        Gary Lucas’ arm will be all better for a rare solo appearance at London’s Jazz Café on Saturday 16 May. He’ll be joined for parts of the show by Bristol’s Dark Poets. Tickets just £12.

 

·        Read ace bass-boy Bryan Beller on Scott Thunes at: http://www.bassplayer.com/article/frank-zappas-alien/apr-09/94337. Hope that gets you juiced for me book.

 

·        The Zappatistas are headlining the Real Ale Jazz & Blues Festival in Lichfield on Sunday 28 June. Playing the festival too (on Saturday) are Wonderbrass who (the blurb says) also ‘play Zappa’. But not really. Seems someone may have confused them with the Heavy Quartet, who are not appearing at the festival, but who share a number of members with Wonderbrass – including Rob Smith, who leads them both. He says HQ “do take a leaf out of Zappa’s arranging style and reggae-fy some non-reggae tunes”. And Rob’s Zappa-esque arranging also filters into his Wonder-arrangements. So, from Wonderbrass, expect an intoxicating mix of jazz, latin, ska, reggae and soul; a diverse repertoire including Cannonball Adderley, Abdulah Ibrahim, King Django and even Madonna whilst indulging in a number of original compositions along the way. But no Zappa.

 

·        First, Zappa Plays Zappa “suffered the departure” of Aaron Arntz (keyboards & trumpet). Then Thomas Nordegg (guitar tech to Frank, Warren, Keneally, Vai & the Dweez) was apparently ‘let go’ to save costs. Now ‘special guest’ Ray White (guitar & vocals) has bailed on the eve of dates in Japan and Australia. And so begins a new chapter, with ZPZ performing as a 6-piece “until we find a few musical compatriots that will complement our line-up”. Aaron says he “made the decision in December to dedicate full time to my own composition and art career, and told Dweezil before the final Roxy show that I would be leaving ZPZ by the end of April. I left on completely good terms with nothing but gratitude for my inclusion in this project, and to the whole Zappa family for trusting me to be a representative of Frank’s legacy.” Ray apparently had a dispute over pay. Now Dweezil is looking forward to playing with none of his favourite alumni.

 

·        Brian Eno in the Grauniad: “Zappa was very technical and impressed by things that were musically challenging - weird time signatures, strange keys, awkward chord sequences. Zappa was important to me as an example of everything I didn’t want to do. I’m very grateful to him, actually.”

 

·        Thanks to my good friend John Kaminski for flagging-up this clip of Frank playing the church bells in Prague: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjHJAysbf5s. And Freak Out! The Carl O. Franzoni Movie, too (see http://www.davidborboa.com/projects.htm).

 

·        Eddy Loves Frank is the new CD from The Ed Palermo Big Band. It’s scheduled for release on Cuneiform Records on 19 May. Track list: Night School/Echidna’s Arf (Of You)/Regyptian Strut/Don’t You Ever Wash That Thing?/Dupree’s Paradise/What’s New in Baltimore/Let’s Move To Cleveland/America The Beautiful.

 

·        European gig news: The Grande Mothers are playing three dates in Norway: in Trondheim on 29 April; Oslo, 30 April; and Skien, 1 May. The George Duke Band play at Ronnie Scott’s Jazz Club in London’s Soho on Wednesday 27 May. And Ensemble Modern will be performing Varèse’s Déserts and Ionisation on 17 April at the Festspielhaus in Baden-Baden, Germany.

 

·        Read Scott Thunes’s very own account of his recent guest appearance with ZPZ here.

 

·        There’s to be a special presentation of FZ’s music in Barcelona on 21 May featuring music by Filthy Habits Ensemble and “the collaboration of a great video artist mixing live in combination with the works of Cal Schenkel and Mr Bruce Bickford”. Are you gonna be there? Gonna bring your records? Made it!

 

·        Long time FZ fan, Penn Jilette, talks about turning 54…and FZ: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZGED-s4cK0

 

·        The Muffin Men have just updated their website: they are to record some original music in the summer and “this material may or may not be released, the band may or may not take the material out on the road. Due to the current climate with regard to permissions for playing FZ music, the Muffinz will not be performing or recording FZ material for the rest of this year.” There should though be a tour of Europe to celebrate their 20th anniversary next year. Listen to the podcast for more.

 

·        Interesting Dweezil interview here from late last year: http://www.q107.com/DJsandShows/KimMitchell/Audio.aspx (thanks, Dave). He talks about how ZPZ has pretty much used up all of the friendly special guest alumni, impersonates Don Van Vliet, and jams along to the Mighty Zep’s How Many More Times.

 

·        YouTube has some great clips of Mike Keneally and chums covering some ‘classic rock’. Try these for starters: War Pigs (he’s on drums); Sunshine Of Your Love (guitar & vocals); Harvest Moon (bass!).

 

·        Jon Larsen has been in the studio again with Tommy Mars. But this time “Tommy did not play one single note! The studio, by the way, is the LA based Lotek Studio, owned and engineered by the Zappa alumni, ‘clonemeiser’, and bass player par excellence, Arthur Barrow. Anyway, even without touching his keyboards once today, Tommy gave me goosebimples on my arms, chills up and down the spine, he made me laugh, and cry. How? By reading the surrealistic short story Willie Nickerson’s Egg, or not just reading it, but making it come alive! Tommy’s reading is spiced up by short glimpses of music.” Willie Nickerson’s Egg is expected to be released in the middle of August.

 

·        Dale Bozzio has now been convicted of animal cruelty. Police say 12 cats had to be put down after being found in Bozzio’s home last year. She pleaded not guilty to several misdemeanor counts of animal cruelty, but has been convicted of one count last week. The 54-year-old singer is expected to be sentenced next week in District Court for Southern Carroll County. She faces up to a year in jail and a $2,000 fine. Her manager said Dale had left the cats in the care of a friend.

 

·        Out now from Edel Records in Europe, Playing In Tongues, the new album from Warren Cuccurullo featuring Terry Bozzio. It includes the “never before recorded piece of music by Frank Zappa, Wreckelection, a 14 chord progression that was part of my 1978 Zappa audition [and] is now a ZFT approved new work by FZ…Munchkin Music is the BEST!”. You can see WC’s Sid Arthur’s Message solo at http://www.cuccurullo.tv/sam-vid.htm; the album track features the voice of Warren’s long-time friend, Al Malkin. Also on the album is Dale Bozzio (as Miss Tickle). You can buy selected tracks - and listen to samples of all of them - right now at Play.com in the UK. And here’s a little recent something (cough) recorded with Joe Travers and Tommy Mars: http://www.pumpitout.com/audio/obummer.mp3. Hotcha!

 

·        The 399 pages of Scott Parker‘s new book, Blessed Relief: The Recordings Of FRANK ZAPPA Volume Three, 1972-1973, are being readied for print as I type.

 

·        You can now see all seven episodes of the Drum Channel’s The Zappa Drummers Roundtable – featuring Terry Bozzio, Ralph Humphrey, Chester Thompson, Chad Wackerman and Ruth Underwood - at http://www.drumchannel.com/entertainment/15004.aspx. And The Zappa Drummers Drum Jam, too (http://www.drumchannel.com/entertainment/13294.aspx).

 

·        At the Wells Fargo Center, Santa Rosa, on 7 March, ZPZ opened with Cletus Awreetus Awrightus, played Why Don’tcha Do Me Right?, and had Scott Thunes as a special guest on bass. He apparently “did some amazing improv over the Run Home Slow Theme before being asked to stay for Willie the Pimp.”

 

·        Les Fils De L’Invention is urging fans to boycott the ZPZ show at the Olympia in Paris on 18 May following further legal action by the ZFT against the Arf Society. This revolves around the inclusion on the Zappanale #17 Retrospective DVD of excerpts from Daniel Rohr’s Alles Über Frank performance in which he translates into German the lyrics to I’m The Slime, Tryin’ To Grow A Chin, Don’t Eat The Yellow Snow, Joe’s Garage, The Torture Never Stops, Dirty Love and Zomby Woof. Now bear in mind that he is shown singing little more than a line or two from each of these songs during a six minute extract, and couple this with the fact that the Arfs sold little more than 100 copies of the DVD. Well, seems the ZFT wants €100,000 in lost royalties, as well as seizing all unsold copies of the disc. Personally, I think they should have insisted that Daniel never sing any of Frank’s songs again while stripping down to his leopard skin pants and Thing-Fish socks, and left it at that.

 

·        Like last year, the Zappanale fun starts early in Hamburg when, on Tuesday 11 August, Sheik Yerbouti and Napi play ‘live and unplugged’ at St Katharinen’s Church...then there’s street parties in BD on both Wednesday and Thursday featuring films, music, Fritz Rau and various exhibits. Click the z20 banner above for full details.

 

·        We’re now making some good progress on the 21 Burnt Weeny Sandwiches album – check here for the latest.

 

·        Chris Opperman’s fifth album, The Lionheart, features ten brand new studio recordings - including The Porpentine, his ambitious 12-movement piece for full orchestra plus rhythm section - and a ferocious double guitar solo by Mike Keneally.

 

·        The May 2009 issue of Guitar World features Steve Vai on the cover and an in-depth article celebrating the 25th anniversary of Flex-Able. Steve recounts the production of the album, and the article includes many rare photographs of Steve’s self-built studio, as well as photos from the sessions.

 

·        Sadly, there’s no official Arf Society CDs from last year’s Zappanale, but Italian band Fattore Zeta has released its set from the festival on a new CD called Dio Fa.

 

·        Coming soon: new book, Beefheart: Through The Eyes Of Magic, by John “Drumbo” French (http://www.propermusic.com/epk/teaser/vol1.html).

 

·        You can now listen to a snippet of the Fraz Knapp Fusion Project featuring Carl Bowry, plus special guest Andy Frizell, live at the Bridge House II on Fraz’s MySpace page. It’s from last November’s Concert For Jimmy, and the piece performed (Raja JCB) is based around The Beatles’ Tomorrow Never Knows.

 

·        Foothill Records has just released a new Don Preston album, The Gary Plays, a recording of the music Don wrote for three Murray Mednick theatre plays. See hear: http://msmusicproductions.com/STM33101-the-gary-plays.html

 

·        If you were waiting for G&S Music to get copies of Lumpy Money before ordering, please note that its first batch has gone already. Reserve a copy now to avoid further disappointment.

 

·        Listen to Gail Zappa & Joe Travers talking about Lumpy Money (“...and maybe a little something special on the side”? Yeah, there is fer sure: a Frankly Valarie excerpt from the currently-being-worked-upon 4tieth anniversary Ruben & The Jets CD) on KPFK Radio. It’s all here (fast-forward one hour to the start, then to around 1:40:00 for the exclusive). Yum.

 

·        Pay The Indian, a new CD compiled by Leaping Cat Records and sold by Inkanish Records (with all funds going to Jimmy Carl Black’s family) is now available. It features tracks donated by Jon Larsen, Don Preston & Bunk Gardner, The Wrong Object, Ed Mann, Zappatika and many others. Find out more here.

 

·        The Unmatched series of Zappa tributos just got bigger: http://www.halloffame.es/unmatched8-9-10.html

 

·        Yay! A tearful Dweezil accepted the Grammy for ‘Best Rock Instrumental Performance’ for Peaches En Regalia by Zappa Plays Zappa featuring Steve Vai and Napoleon Murphy Brock at the 51st Annual Grammy Awards on Sunday. “Did you feel it? The world actually fell off its axis,” said the Dweez, “This particular song means a lot. It’s 40 years old, and it was on a record dedicated to me when I was born…so I’m dedicating it right back.” Nice one, guys: a time to celebrate. For thems as wants to see ZPZ in Europe, all  the dates are up at http://www.zappa.com/zpz/tourdates.html  (with the few closer to home in the Bastard’s Diary). And then in July and August, it’s back to North America and Canada as part of the second Progressive Nation tour.

 

·        Hey, Grasshopper, wanna buy two pages of FZ handwritten sheet music? http://www.liveauctioneers.com/item/6170701

 

·        Nice li’l interview with our Mikey here.

 

·        Following the sad death of John Martyn, I was also (belatedly) distraughtened to learn of the demise of Delaney Bramlett and (Page/Plant, Cult drummer) Michael Lee. Sigh.

 

·        The third and final part of the great CBC Radio 2 documenta’y, I Am All Day And Night: The Music Of Frank Zappa, is now online. The whole caboodle features Gail, Joe, Elliot Ingber, Ruthie, Artie, Sophia, Brucie, Stevie (the latter five all spanking some Frank as they’re interviewed)…right click, save as…one, twothree…er, five-five-FIVE, sir!

 

·        Check this press release on Drumbo’s great new City Of Refuge album.

 

·        Steve Vai is bringing his Alien Guitar Secrets Master Class to the London International Music Show on 13 and 14 June. During the LIMS, Steve will also be jamming on a couple of standard rock covers (on Saturday and Sunday afternoon) with Phil Hilborne and Nicko McBrain - but will not be performing a solo show, or any Vai material.

 

·        The small town of Middelburg in Holland has decided to name a square after FZ in a built-up area named de Mortiere. I think we should lobby to have something similar in Bognor Regis.

 

·        Read an interview from 2000 with David Ocker (Zappa copyist, orchestrator, librarian and Synclavier programmer) by J21 at http://www.myspace.com/j21music.

 

·        The Zappateers are having a party in Manchester (at the Lounge Bar, Chorlton). The Burger And The Beasts and Zappatika will play live music. Live. Oh my.

 

·        Hey, you can get 20 Extraordinary Renditions from iTunes Plus.

 

·        Electro-poof, Vince Noir, has bought his parents one of Don Van Vliet’s paintings – read all abaht it in The Currant Bun.

 

·        My buddy J-Roc wants to share this cool video of Mike Keneally performing in Swindon with you.

 

·        Markus Stauss’s Trank Zappa Grappa In Varese? will have a new live CD featuring Willie The Pimp, Mother People, The Gumbo Variations, Mom & Dad, Apostrophe and King Kong out in March. But they can all now be heard officially on Markus’s Fazzul website at http://www.fazzulmusic.ch/deutsch/t-z-g-i-v.php.

 

·        According to a reliable source, the ZFT has signed a deal with Rhino to distribute Lumpy Money. Meanwhile, folks have started to get their copies from Barfko – and Jabba at the Zappa forum has kindly posted some photos of the project/object at http://www.zappa.com/messageboard/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=15562&p=402297#p402297. Guess we’ve all clocked the track list?

 

·        The ZFT has finally lost its battle to curb Arf-Society activities in organising the annual Zappa music and more festival in Bad Doberan. Basically, it could not prove that it owned any rights to the name ‘Zappanale’ (see Spiegel Online article here)  Therefore, the 20th festival will go ahead as planned (see updated details here).

 

·        An update from Dweezil: “I am in the process of putting a 2 disc live record together from Chicago that features selections from a broad list of songs. I plan to have it out by April as a digital download record only. I will likely release a Halloween concert in the fall as well. I’ll keep you all posted.” The recent Chicago shows included covers of Treacherous Cretins, I’m Not Satisfied, Billy The Mountain, I Don’t Even Care, Flakes, Imaginary Diseases and Wind Up Workin’ In A Gas Station. Would be nice to hear some of those, eh kids?

 

·        Classic Records have re-released Hot Rats on vinyl. See here http://www.classicrecords.com/item.cfm?item=RS%206356%2D200GRAM

 

·        Now available from Crossfire Records, Don Preston’s Retrospective. Start of Review here.

 

·        A recent edition of Goldmine has a ‘peek inside the FZ vaults’ article. Read it online (reasons to be cheerful): one; two; three; four.

 

·        Having already covered I’m Glad, The Black Keys have now contributed their interpretation of Captain Beefheart’s Her Eyes Are A Blue Million Miles to new compilation, Covered, A Revolution in Sound: Warner Bros. Records, due out on 24 February.

 

·        The line-up for Zappanale #20 can now be seen at http://www.arf-society.de/zap20/runningorder.html - tell me you won’t be there, and I’ll not believe you.

 

·        Dweezil says: “We [ZPZ] will definitely be back to Europe this year.” Goody. And there’s more: “I am planning to release some material from our You Can’t Fit On Stage Anymore tour this year. I will likely put one record out by April and another in the fall.” Yum.

 

·        Ed Mann’s new CD, Sing Gong 24, is available now from http://www.edmann.info:80/SingGong24.html. Read an interview with Ed by J21 at http://www.myspace.com/j21music.

 

·        Listen to last August’s concert by the Bogus Pomp Low Budget Semi-Acoustic Orchestra at St Katharinen’s Church in Hamburg here: http://eikechagen.com/carrera/NDR-3-12-2 0-20.mp3

 

·        You can now order the Frank Zappa And The Mothers Of Invention In The 1960s DVD direct from Chrome Dreams. And here’s an in-depth review.

 

·        For their special January Sale, www.rockmusicmemorabilia.com is reducing the price of its Frank Zappa Bath and Knebworth commemorative set by £10 to just £49.99, and it still includes the special gift of CDs ad DVDs. This offer is only available in the UK through www.idiotbastard.com. Anyone interested should either email info@rockmusicmemorabilia.com or phone 01954 268088.

 

·        I assume many of you see this stuff on YouTube, but...the Mothers rehearsing in Sydney in June 1973, Joel Thome conducting The Shalom BSAL Orchestra with some very special guests in 1997, and Mauraxe fingerpicking his way to Cleveland are all goodies - that Gail will hopefully not get removed too soon.

 

·        “We are not groupies. You better understand that…I told Robert Planet CBE, I told Sir Elton John, I told all those big guys…”

 

·        As well as the Lumpy Money hold up, there have been delays in making the free MP3 downloads available from the ZPZ You Can’t Fit On Stage Anymore shows - Dweezil having underestimated the huge amount of work involved in getting the sonic quality of these just right. Well, his efforts are now paying off, as can be heard from this audio stream of Bamboozled By Love from the 17 October 2008 Chicago show on nugs.net.

 

·        Apparently this will be the last Zappa beer from Lagunitas: http://www.legalbeer.com/2008/12/lagunitas-crusing-with-ruben-the-jets

 

·        Eddie Jobson’s new band, UKZ, is to release its debut EP entitled Radiation on 6 January. This will be INTERNET ONLY (with the actual CD/EP release to worldwide retail following in March). See the video for the title track now on YouTube. The band - which also features Trey Gunn and Marco Minnemann – plays its debut concert on Saturday 24 January 2009 in New York City. More details can be found at www.ukzband.com

 

·        Seems Gail has been getting her henchmen to write to Internet Service Providers asking them to get their users to ‘cease and desist infringement of copyrights owned exclusively by the Zappa Family Trust’. Jerry Scroggin (owner of Bayou Internet and Communications)’s response asked for their billing information ‘so we can have a contract signed and full understanding of what I do. If you want me to work for you, you should expect to pay.’  Says Scroggin: “They have the right to protect their music, but they don’t have the right to tell me I have to be the one protecting it. I don’t want anyone doing anything illegal on my network, but we don’t work for free.”

 

·        ZPZ bassist Pete Griffin: “As you may have heard, Zappa Plays Zappa has been nominated for a Grammy. We’re in the Best Rock Instrumental category for our live performance of Peaches En Regalia. Seeing as how I’ve always felt this song was three and half minutes of compositional genius, and that we painstakingly dissected the original recording to reproduce it live, I think we may have a decent chance of winning. The Roxy shows were a total blast, over 12 hours of Zappa music in 4 nights. Hopefully the footage we filmed on Friday will turn out well, it’ll be interesting to see it in comparison to the footage of Frank at the same venue 35 years earlier.” I’ll probably be dead before I get a chance to compare it…

 

·        Some great new live videos of Keneally-Minnemann-Beller at http://www.kmblive.com/video.html

 

·        An XMASage from Bob & Thana Harris: “Nate is almost 19, and he’s just finished a punk rock album that’ll be released on 24 February 2009. His band’s name is Minor Authority. In the meantime, he re-recorded the vocal track for Nuttin’ for Xmas and is offering it as a free download to his fans. We’re getting the word out about him to any interested Zappa fans, especially the ones who met him at Zappanale in 2002. Therefore, here are some links: his record label and link to his free download Nuttin’ for Xmas by Minor Authority http://www.popsweatshop.com/. His MySpace www.myspace.com/punksideup. Bob is in AXE, which is scheduled to do some dates for our troops in Iraq and Kuwait this spring. He is also teaching voice.”

 

·        Aynsley Dunbar is “excited to announce that my first solo CD in many years has just been released. This CD features many of the biggest rock and blues musicians in the industry today. There are some new songs and some surprises in there for some of you Journey and Zappa fans.” It features his cover of Chunga’s Revenge.

 

·        Project/Object featuring Ike Willis, Ed Mann, Don Preston & Denny Walley will be playing a few US dates in Jan/Feb 09…and P/O with Ike, Don and other special guests still TBA will play Zappanale #20 in Germany next August. Looks like the Arf Society is really pushing the boat out for the 20th edition of the festival – all being well, you should get to meet all of the actual people who recorded your fave Zappa-music – as well as Ike and Don, they should be joined by: Napoleon Murphy Brock; Denny Walley; Robert Martin; Roy Estrada; Terry Bozzio; and Peter Wolf. And also: Mats & Morgan and Sheik Yerbouti. How good is that?

 

·        Derek at the Radar Station kindly sent me this link to a drawing/collage done by FZ when he was 18 that’s for sale on eBay: http://cgi.ebay.com:80/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&item=120344291145. Would make a nice Christmas prezzie for someone.

 

·        Mike Keneally has put together a special little holiday presentation sort-of-preview of his upcoming Scambot CD (The Scambot Holiday Special). Says Mike “I’ve been obsessively listening to [FZ’s] music in the car for several months without being specifically conscious of the upcoming significance of December 4, but when I realized what day it was, I was struck by how strongly Frank’s presence has been exerting itself in my life lately. Sending out strong love and gratitude to Frank right now. Possibly as a result of all that, I think he had an unusually strong influence on the construction of The Scambot Holiday Special. It’s about fourteen-and-a-half minutes long; five tracks, with tracks 1, 3 and 5 acting as framing devices for tracks 2 and 4, which are full-length studio recordings of the songs Holiday Face and Salve-Dependent Scorpions. Tracks 1, 3 and 5 are twisted little combinations of electronic music done on a Moog, other added effects, and dialogue/narration/singing which advances a peculiar narrative. There’s some heavy Lumpy Gravy and Läther influence in there. I can’t help it, sorry.” You can get this special CD-R free from Mike if you order $50 worth of stuff from Moosemart.

 

·        Coldplay have been sued by Joe Satriani, who claims the band’s song Viva La Vida uses “substantial original portions” of his 2004 instrumental If I Could Fly. Satch is seeking damages and “any and all profits” for the alleged plagiarism. Check this out, and I think you’ll agree he’s on to a winner: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=1ofFw9DKu_I

 

·        Watch Zappatika playing Wino Man here and Leroy there. Over Crimbo, the band edited various concert video footage for a DVD release of live material, and also decided on the tracks for their next album (“hot on the stubby little tail of the Dodo Album...early in 2009”), which will be completely filled with  FZ tracks and called Strictly Frankly.

 

·        Bryan Beller is “doing a full-song transcription of Frank Zappa’s Alien Orifice, featuring bits of an interview I just did with the one and only Scott Thunes...”

 

·        New seven page FZ article in LA freebie mag, Record Collector News, here: http://recordcollectornews.com/images/RCN_1108.indd.pdf

 

·        See Terry Bozzio, Ralph Humphrey, Chester Thompson and Chad Wackerman in an exclusive preview of Drum Channel’s Drum Jams - featuring the Zappa Drummers, at http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ruB1JplOmTw

 

·        Fred Tomsett has sent some more “poxy references” to FZ. This time, from comics: “Just finished Nevada by Steve Gerber with sensational art by Phil Winslade. Stupidly complicated plot, but what you need to know is that Nevada is a dancer at a Las Vegas hotel/casino, with an ostrich named Bolero. She oftimes pisses Bolero off by singing dodgy songs from the 1960s and 1970s, but after she is abducted by the laser beam atop the hotel (did I say this was insane?), in her, umm, ‘altered state’, Bolero appears to her with the head of her friend Bianca who asks ‘How could you stand that hippie shit anyway?’ Nevada replies: ‘I grew up with it... When my aunt died, my mother and father brought all her albums home. My father hated the stuff, but my mother used to listen to it when he was at work. She knew the words to all the Beatles songs - she even liked Frank Zappa. Makes me ill to think about it.’ Bianca then tries to persuade her to listen to some Whitney Houston…Absolutely brilliant, though the ending is a bit forced, but dead funny. Published by Vertigo comics 1999, or in volume four of the actual comic. And I think we mentioned in TD itself that some volume or other of The Sandman by the great Neil Gaiman has the poster from Francesco Zappa on the wall of some teenage bedroom. Several times.”

 

·        Adrian Belew has been blogging some more on the Summer bust up betwixt André Cholmondeley and Zappa Plays Zappa at: http://elephant-blog.blogspot.com/2008/11/life-is-very-sh-part-iii.html. ZPZ will play Bluesfest 2009 down under in New South Wales next April.

 

·        “The ghost of Frank Zappa keeps appearing in my dreams and bugging me to do mass overdubs on stuff from his catalogue.” Read all about it at http://www.sandiegoreader.com:80/news/2008/nov/12/blurt3/ and listen to the results here. (Thanx, mighty D.)

 

·        Why, it’s little Roddie on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FB4DejSAc5Y

 

·        Our benefit gig for JCB in the middle of a strange industrial site in London’s Canning Town was successful. Read more about it here. We raised over £1K. We had a raffle for some great prizes (kindly donated by the Muffin Men, Wendy Bannister, the Thurston Lava Tube, G&S Music and meself) that generated £155. You can boost the funds for Jimmy’s widow, Moni, by buying some download-only albums; Jimmy authorised Crossfire to handle the distribution of his solo output, and he approved these remasters in August: http://www.idiotbastard.com/News/JimmyCarlBlack.htm

 

·        Lots of you keep telling me about 200 Motels coming out on DVD soon. Well, it’s being released by a company called Intergroove, who also released the Zeppelin Live At Earls Court 1975 DVD. Enough said?

 

·        Schott Music is now the worldwide representative for Munchkin Music, FZ’s orchestral and ensemble works for hire.

 

·        The Gotan Project have released a live album that includes another rendition of their interpretation of Frank’s Chunga’s Revenge.

 

·        Geoff Wills thought we might be interested to know about the recently published autobiography of the eminent American composer John Adams (Hallelujah Junction: Composing An American Life. The Autobiography of John Adams, Faber & Faber). Says Geoff: “He devotes three pages to a discussion of Zappa, and thinks that Frank was ‘very much in the lineage of our best social satirists - Mark Twain, Ambrose Bierce, H.L. Mencken and Hunter S. Thompson.’ However, he says ‘I was always uncertain about Zappa and remain puzzled by him.’ He thinks that ‘In comparison to what was being accomplished at the same time by other contemporary composers, his orchestral music was hardly more advanced than what had been around for half a century.’ This despite the fact that Adams has conducted a number of Zappa pieces over the years with groups like Ensemble Modern. He also talks about his colleague Kent Nagano, and Edgar Varese and Charles Ives.”

 

·        And this in from Donald: “The Toronto Youth Wind Orchestra put on a concert tonight (24 October) in the Glenn Gould Studio in Toronto Canada and they played Dog Breath Variations & Uncle Meat - Yellow Shark style! It was a ZFT authorized performance. TYWO, in its 18th season, ‘strive to offer a professional-calibre performance, providing their audiences with a wide variety of programming, thereby encouraging appreciation for and knowledge of wind band music in our community.’ The ‘Youth’ in their title means just that…these were KIDS!! PLAYING ZAPPA…CLASSICAL ZAPPA! And the kids ripped it up! If just one of them plays some more Frank and continues on the musical journey like we have all been on… Besides Dog Breath Variations & Uncle Meat, tonight’s programme included pieces by Bernstein, Ticheli, Hindemith, Tschesnokoff, Von Weber, Grainger and Anderren, Ulvaeus & Anderson (yes, ABBA). The special guest was Kathleen McLean, Bassoonist with the TSO, who conductor Colin Clarke introduced with a quote from Frank. Frank said: ‘The bassoon is one of my favourite instruments. It has the medieval aroma, like the days when everything used to sound like that. Some people crave baseball…I find this unfathomable, but I can easily understand why a person could get excited about playing the bassoon.’

 

·        Somehow missed this one: A to Z of Jazz by the UK’s Fine Arts Brass Quintet (Nimbus Records, UHJ Ambisonic NI 5703) includes Theme From ‘Lumpy Gravy’ and Dog Breath Variations.

 

·        Rick Musallam and Colin Keenan are Mother Eff, combining vintage rock groove with infectious pop quirkiness for an effing righteous sound. Their debut album, Are We Famous Yet?, features performances from bassist Bryan Beller, guitar and keyboardist Mike Keneally and drummer Joe Travers. See more butts…er, just go here: http://www.myspace.com:80/mothereffmusic

 

·        The Arf-Society has released a limited edition two-CD set of the legendary Grandmothers reunion concert from 28 July 2002. The price is just 15 Euros, with all proceeds going towards helping Jimmy Carl Black pay his medical bills. Order now from press@arf-society.de to ensure you get your copy of this special set in time for Christmas. The album features Don Preston, Roy Estrada, Bob Harris, Jimmy Carl Black, Napoleon Murphy Brock, Bunk Gardner, André Cholmondeley and Glenn Leonard performing: You’re Probably Wondering Why I’m Here/Lonely Little Girl/Motherly Love/The Duke Of Prunes/Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance/Son Of Orange County/More Trouble Every Day/Flower Bunk/The Idiot Bastard Son/Village Of The Sun/Echidna’s Arf (Of You)/In The Sky/Silicone Hump/Holiday In Berlin/Big Leg Emma/Lonesome Cowboy Burt/The Eternal Question/How Could I Be Such A Fool/I Ain’t Got No Heart/I’m Not Satisfied/Wowie Zowie/It Can’t Happen Here/Honorary Membership/Love Of My Life/Soft-Cell Conclusion.

 

·        Drumbo’s new solo album, City Of Refuge, was released by Proper Records in November. It features his former Magic Band colleagues, Bill Harkelroad, Mark Boston, Greg Davidson and John Thomas.

 

·        As mentioned lower down the page, George Duke’s new CD, Dukey Treats (released in August), features Napoleon Murphy Brock on two tracks. It also features Vinnie Colaiuta on another two.

 

·        Bruce and Walt Fowler, along with Albert Wing, are the featured horn section for two tracks on the new Lucinda Williams album, Little Honey.

 

·        As well as giving me one set to be raffled off at ‘A Concert for Jimmy’ in November, Wendy Bannister is now offering readers of this website a ‘credit crunch special offer’: you can buy the Bath and Knebworth Frank Zappa commemorative box sets by paying half (£29.99) plus the postage now - and the set is sent to you immediately - then you pay the remainder four weeks later. Email info@rockmusicmemorabilia.com for details. And don’t forget to say the Idiot sent you.

 

·        Waxed Oop, the second Fast ‘N’ Bulbous album, came out on Cuneiform Records in January 2009.

 

·        Little Scotty Parker has produced another book: The Zappa Supplement One: A Box Of History And The Mud Shark Saga. “The book is a Supplementary Volume to my first two books, Hungry Freaks Daddy and Strictly Genteel, which are part of my Recordings Of Frank Zappa series (the third volume, Blessed Relief, will be out later this year). The supplement is divided into two parts: part one takes an in-depth look at the unreleased 1969 History And Collected Improvisations Of The Mothers Of Invention box set (greatly expanded from the previous mentions in the Hungry Freaks book). Part two is the history of the all-FZ bootleg LP label Mud Shark, which issued a number of now-classic Zappa LP bootlegs from 1979 up to its demise in 1981, following an FBI bust.” See here for more.

 

·        Rhino has released the ‘lost’ Chicago album, Stone of Sisyphus. Recorded in 1993 in the wake of a series of commercial successes, and originally intended as Chicago XXII, the album was conceived by the band and its producer, ex-Zappa keyboard player Peter Wolf, as a return to the early approach the band utilized in creating original material arranged with room for improvisation.

 

  • According to Dr Dot, just before the great Zappanale climb-down (see http://www.spiegel.de/international/germany/0,1518,573478,00.html), Gail had been busy “sending ALL of the Zappa alumni, including all of them that she has filed lawsuits against, little presents (remastered DVDs/CDs and cards that say “Thank you” and “Peace”)...even Ike Willis, who just two weeks ago received his gift from Gail via his record label.”

 

·        Check this from the McKinney North High School concert, May 2008: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5cC8pBeVpI&feature=related

 

·        Curtis Sherwood left Germany to meet his distant cousin, Jim, for the first time. Read his story here. And meet Curt’s dad. Lou, and Jim’s brother, Ivan. Says Curtis: “Ivan is THE man behind his brother Jim. Jim knows why. We don’t. Ivanhoe is a one in a million.”

 

·        Cinefamily presented Frank’s The Amazing Mr. Bickford on the big screen at the Silent Movie Theatre in Hollywood on Sunday 24 August. Bruce was in attendance for a Q&A after this rare screening. Then on Tuesday 26 August, at the same theatre, Cas’l and other unreleased BB films were shown. Bruce was once more in attendance to perform one of his “blues raps”, with musical accompaniment by Gerry Fialka (the guy who used to ‘wrap stuff so it doesn’t break’ for Barfko Swill). Warren Cuccurullo was asked to participate at the last minute, and said “I could help out with soundman/p.a. if they needed it...playing would be an option if I had some more time...way too busy right now...I’m in the middle of building my home studio with Eddie Clothier...swamped with new gear to learn....all good though. I would love for Bruce to animate Think Kartoonz – great no plane track!” Warren has been posting more 911 “TV fakery” conspiracy videos online. Try these: 9/11 Inside Out – “Wings Of Steel” and The Ma$$ Murdering Media.

 

·        Bassboy Bryan Beller’s second CD, Thanks In Advance (featuring performances by Mike Keneally, Joe Travers, Marco Minnemann, Scheila Gonzalez and Steve Vai’s violinist, Ann Marie Calhoun, among many other fine folk), is now out.

 

·        Spain’s most experimental guitar player, J21 (aka Joseph Diaz, who put together the Eyeinhand Sampler CD a few years back), has just released his great first solo album, Yellow Mind: Blue Mind, mixed and produced by former T-Ride, Snake River Conspiracy guitar god Geoff Tyson. The album’s title comes from Don Preston and the disc features Trey Gunn, Graham Bonnet and Ed Mann. The CD can be bought from his website (www.lawof21.com) as a digital download, and the booklet can be downloaded for free from there also.

 

·        The Open Fist Theatre Company in California presented the US premiere of Joe’s Garage, a stage production based on the FZ album. Directed by Pat Towne, the production previewed at the Open Fist Theatre on 18 September. Joe’s Garage was adapted by Pat Towne and Michael Franco and featured musical direction by Ross Wright. The show’s producers have gained permission to put this on from the ZFT. Ross Wright is a.k.a Elvis Schoenberg, leader of the Orchestre Surréal - whose members include Don Preston’s pal and some time Grande Mother, Ken Rosser.

 

·        Mondo Hollywood is now out on DVD. For those that don’t know, this 1967 film briefly features FZ & the Mothers, Vito, Rodney Bingenheimer, and Bobby Jameson with his then girlfriend, Gail Sloatman. Check it out here: http://www.chaletfilms.com/dvd/395-Mondo_Hollywood_ed._Collector.html

 

·        Jack Bruce was intimately involved in putting together Can You Follow?, a 6-CD set spanning his career from 1962 to 2003, which of course features Apostrophe. Now here’s an extract from a 1992 interview with Jack by Polish rock magazine Tylko Rock regarding his involvement in said track: “At the time I was recording an album with Carla Bley, far more interesting one...so Frank, whom I met earlier, appeared one day in the studio and asked me: “Can you take your cello and go to my session?” So I turned up in a NY studio with my cello, I’m listening to his music, pretty awful, and just don’t know what to do with myself, and Frank says to me: “Listen, I would like you to play a sound, like this... whaaaaaang!!!” So I did what he asked me to do. Whaaaaaang!!! That was all. That was my input to Frank Zappa’s most popular record! (laughs)” (Bear in mind that this was found on Wikipedia, which also claimed that Jan Molby was openly bi-sexual and that Ronnie Hazelhurst co-wrote Reach for S Club 7.)

 

·        The Ed Palermo Big Band is recording a third FZ tribute CD. Hooray! Should be out in May. While you wait, read Ed’s message about not using Frank’s name to advertise future gigs at http://www.palermobigband.com/index.htm).

 

·        Warren Hayes: “The first two Zappa records I heard as a teenager were Apostrophe and Roxy And Elsewhere, both of which really changed my life and my open-mindedness about music. I think the most important thing that we can all learn from Frank is that music doesn’t have to be any certain thing, it can be whatever you make it. He was one of those people who was just so good that he forced people to pay attention to whatever he was doing. He often said he would prefer to make instrumental records and the only reason he wrote lyrics and sang was because people demanded it, that the world didn’t accept instrumental music. So if he was going to write lyrics, they were going to be his kind of lyrics which I love him even more for. I had the pleasure of seeing Zappa at the Fox Theater in Atlanta when I was a senior in high school in 1978. It’s still one of the greatest shows I’ve ever seen.”

 

·        For all you Xbox/Playstation doots, Steve Vai has made his virtual debut in Activision’s Guitar Hero III: Legends Of Rock, which features the “guitar slinger’s reflective For The Love Of God.

 

·        Thanks to Kill Ugly Radio, you can now read some of the papers read at Les Fils de l’Invention’s Grande Freak in Paris at the beginning of July here: http://www.killuglyradio.com/storage/ICEZ-3-draft_2008.pdf

 

·        Bunk Gardner says “Hello, boys and girls!”: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seaZMjnv7KU

 

·        Lumania Records released a rarities compilation CD, Lost And Found Pep, by Wild Man Fischer in 2008. It includes the track, I’m Sorry, Frank Zappa.

 

·        Marco Minnemann’s latest DVD, The Marco Show, includes almost one full hour of drum solos and performance with the Buddy Rich Big Band, Bryan Beller and Mike Keneally. Mike also plays additional guitar on two tracks on Marco’s imminent A Mouth Of God CD.

 

·        The Gail-approved Ascolta played Zappa in the UK at the Huddersfield Contemporary Music Festival on 29 November. Regarding their proposed album (that will include recordings of Frank’s otherwise unreleased Synclavier compositions, Uncle Sam and Samba Funk), the band’s Erik Borgir told me “we are still waiting for the release of our CD, which is more or less fully produced, but needs to clear some hurdles…we are hoping for a release this Fall.”

 

·        Walt Disney Studios has signed a multiyear deal with Ahmet Zappa to help oversee its newly christened Kingdom Comics, which will shortly announce which graphic novelists and artists plan to collaborate on upcoming projects.

 

·        The life and career of Motörhead frontman Lemmy Kilmister is being celebrated in a new documentary, tentatively titled Lemmy and slated for release in 2009. The film will include an interview Steve Vai.

 

·        Mike Keneally is “26 minutes into recording on Normalizer 2: Evidence of Humanity which is an entirely insane collaboration with Marco Minnemann. The story of this one: Marco recorded a 51-minute improvised drum solo, and then gave the recording to a few different composers to record music. Following the twists and turns of Marco’s improvised musical choices has led me to write some of the most intense and crazy music I’ve ever done, probably.” Meanwhile, Marco’s new band, UKZ (led by Eddie Jobson) is about to reveal its first piece of music via YouTube. And the band will apparently also be playing at a festival in Kazan in Russia in late August with Patti Smith, Keith Emerson, Fairport Convention, and the Adrian Belew Power Trio.

 

·        Jimmy Carl Black was living in Albuquerque at the time and was a friend of mine, he was going to perform Harder Than Your Husband with Frank at the October 12, 1980 show. We asked Frank if Jimmy’s performance could be videotaped and he said, “yes.” He also authorized an audio feed from the front of house mixer. The video was shot on 3/4” videotape using a professional ‘portable’ three-tube RCA camera. These two songs are the only video that exists of this show. Frank had his own cameras there and the entire show may exist in his archives, but has never been released in any form.” And now John Cline (who shot this footage, and who I’ve quoted above) has posted some related news/interview footage at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2-NqXbVcPM.

 

·        Patrick O’Hearn spent April 2008 in the studio with Terry Bozzio. Their collaboration of improvised duets was filmed and will be viewable on The Drum Channel. But before then, Patrick can be heard, then seen, with singer-songwriter John Hiatt; Patrick played upright and electric bass on John’s soon to be released album, Same Old Man. They had not met previously, but got on so well that Hiatt has now invited Patrick to join his band for an upcoming Summer tour.

 

·        Read about Scott Carter Thunes’ personal style.

 

·        Wymer Publishing is planning a new book:

 

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·        A bust of FZ is to be erected in Baltimore; see http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/local/baltimore_city/bal-zappa0507,0,5047730.story Gail has said that she supports the project, spearheaded by Zappa fans from Lithuania. Baltimore’s public art commission has accepted the gift of the bronze bust, which will sit atop a stainless steel pole. It’s a replica of the bust that went up in 1995 in Vilnius. GZ says the creators of the bust “have gone about this in the right way, with total respect for the composer.” Eric Leicus, a Lithuanian resident in Baltimore says: “A friend who works in the Baltimore Office of Promotion & the Arts (BOP&A) tells me that various well-trafficked locations have been denied for placement of the statue because Frank Zappa was not an appropriate image to have on their grounds. Therefore, its very possible that the Zappa statue could be put on the outskirts on the city...meaning, it’ll be put in a place where no one will see it. I’m thinking it should be in Fells Point Square/Mt Vernon Park or at least somewhere downtown where people can actually appreciate it.” If you agree, Eric suggests you send an email to Kim Domanski (public art coordinator for BOP&A, kdomanski@promotionandarts.com) and tell her that you’d like to see the statue in a highly trafficked/visible area, and not pushed to the outskirts of the city where no one will see it.

 

 

 

Lukewarm Poop

 

…My Soul - The Complete MPS Fusion Recordings, a 4-CD box set comprising George Duke’s Solus; The Inner Source; Faces In Reflection; Feel; I Love The Blues…; The Aura Will Prevail; and Liberated Fantasies, has just been released. Not sure where this leaves the Promising Music remastered reissues…Wendy Bannister: “We have two of the big original 1971 tour posters left (with a slightly larger tear than the ones we sold through your site for £75) for only £45.” Anyone interested should email Wendy on info@rockmusicmemorabilia.com or phone 01954 268088…Vivid Entertainment plans to release what it says is a film from the vaults of classic rock: a sex film supposedly of Jimi Hendrix. The film shows a naked man who resembles Hendrix, but his full face appears on screen for only a few seconds, with his eyes closed. The film has no audio, but the DVD includes commentary from two women who believe the tape is real: Pamela Des Barres and Cynthia Plaster Caster, who says “I’m 100 percent sure it’s him. The facial bone structure is the same. The eyebrows and the moustache are true to the style he was wearing in 1970.”…Ray Scherr and Steve Vai are the Executive Producers of Crazy, a new independent feature film inspired by the tragic life and music of 1950s-era guitarist Hank Garland. Steve performs a cameo as Hank Williams…2007 saw the release of Tony Palmer’s All My Loving DVD. Now, available for the first time, his All You Need Is Love has made its DVD debut as a lavish boxed set containing all 17 episodes of the TV series on 5 discs. This includes interviews with some of the major names of the past 50+ years including John Lennon, Paul McCartney, Elvis Presley, Jimi Hendrix, Tina Turner, Bill Graham, FZ and Eric Clapton. the mighty Paul StatusBaby asked Tony about the chances of 200 Motels coming out on DVD. And this is what he said: “Keep your fingers crossed - we are doing our best! We have now found the master tapes, so are looking into the potential contractual problems.” Any extras? “We are still examining the material, but there might well be an interview with me about the film’s origins, if only to dispel some of the garbage that has been written about what actually happened, usually by people who were not there.”…German label, Promising Music, has gained access to a range of more than 400 titles of the MPS catalogue and has remastered and reissued Don ‘Sugarcane’ Harris’s Got The Blues and George Duke’s Faces In Reflection. They may also reissue George’s I Love the Blues, She Heard My Cry (featuring Ruth Underwood, Bruce & Tom Fowler, Janet Ferguson and Johnny “Guitar” Watson), The Aura Will Prevail (featuring Echidna’s Arf and Uncle Remus), Feel (featuring FZ), and Liberated Fantasies (featuring Napi). The CDs are packaged in downsize replicas of original LP, with inner sleeves, an extra booklet with legible reprints of liner notes…I Believe In Music: The History Of The Gross Prophet is a 50-track, double CD collection featuring tracks recorded by Gross Prophet members before, during and after their time in the band (1962–1999). The band’s prime line-up included bassist/vocalist Gerald Sanders of the Tornadoes. The collection (which includes the FZ-engineered Tornadoes’ track Moon Dawg) has been put together by Greg Russo (with Gerald’s help) and will be available from Crossfire Publications in May. If you haven’t checked out the two Tornadoes CDs that Greg put together (Now And Then and Charge Of The Tornadoes), visit the Crossfire site for more info now…Bright Eye Pictures has two new DVD releases: Prometheus’ Garden (28 minutes, 1988) is the only film over which Bruce Bickford maintained complete creative control. The DVD features a commentary track by Bickford, an alternate score by Laird Dixon, and the half hour documentary featurette, Luck Of A Foghorn: The Making Of Bruce Bickford’s Prometheus’ Garden, directed by Brett Ingram. The other is an exclusive release of the new Monster Road “Collector’s Edition” DVD, featuring a DVD-9 encode for superior image quality, plus the movie soundtrack by Shark Quest and 15 additional minutes (45 min. total) of extras, including rare Bickford animation and deleted scenes from the documentary…got a very sweet email from Frank’s brother, Charles Robert “Bob” Zappa: “I have been reading - and enjoying - material on your web site for quite some time and would like to thank you for keeping Frank’s memory alive for so many of his fans,” he wrote. Guess that makes me Zappa Family approved? Bob has written a book (Frankie and Me: Growing Up ZAPPA), but it’s still out on submissions and has not yet been sold…Claude Nobs and Perry Richardson have just published four hardback books – Live! From Montreux: 40 Years Of Music From The Montreux Jazz Festival – that include many photos from the 1971 casino fire…Guitar Center’s Fresh Cuts Volume 1 CD, featuring Guitar Center employees & more, includes Magic Carolina by Dweezil Zappa, seemingly an excerpt from a ZPZ show of the segue between two songs by his daddy. Get it on eBay today…in 2007, Marty Smyth released an album of tunes played on a church organ, called Synchronous, that includes Peaches En Regalia (http://www.martysmyth.ca/Listen/A39642BC-30AB-49D2-BA57-C54A30CFA358.html)...like father like son: Dweezil’s version of the mighty Zep’s Stairway To Heaven can be heard on three new-ish releases: Led Box: The Ultimate Tribute To Led Zeppelin (2008, Cleopatra Records); Rock Band Classics (2008, Deadline); and Classic Rock Masters (2008, Deadline). Sounds like Axl Rose on the out-chorus…Pamela Des Barres is “looking for former groupies or modern girls still hanging with bands for an upcoming doc based on my last book, Let’s Spend the Night Together. The bands have to be very well known, sorry! Please send me a brief note about your exploits,” she asks…watch George Clinton’s P-Funk All Stars rip into I’m The Slime on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Bqf2mPoOns (thanks to The Amazing Mr Bickerton for that)…Steve Vai has contributed a previously unreleased song to the Musicians For Minneapolis - 57 Songs for the I-35W Bridge Disaster Relief Effort benefit CD. Without Me is a soaring ballad originally recorded during the Ultra Zone sessions, and features Philip Bynoe on bass, Mike Mangini on drums and Mike Keneally on keyboards…get the latest DVD (or CD) from Robert Martin here: http://www.lookgreatnakedatanyage.com/...Phish has released a live album (old recording: Vegas 96) that includes their version of Peaches En Regalia…eaders of T’Mershi Duween may recall Bruno MacDonald (also of The Amazing Pudding Floyd ‘zine)? Well, he’s written a book with Robert Dimery called Rock & Roll Heaven (Quintet Books) – about musical icons who have joined the great gig in the sky…including FZ. Read it and weep.…the artist formerly known as L Shankar is now Shenkar.  His self-produced solo release for Big Deal Records was released on 25 September 2007 and features guest artists and musicians such as Patrick Leonard, Natasha Bedingfield, Wendy & Lisa and former Pussycat Doll, Ana Maria…after Zappa Plays Zappa Phaze II, Dweezil went back to What The Hell Was I Thinking?, “a project I was hoping to finish last year, after working on it for 14 years. It’s a continuous piece of music that’s also a 75-minute audio movie featuring 35 different guest guitar players. It’s a ‘Guinness Book’ sort of thing, I guess.” Hoop-la! Meanwhile, Dweezil can be heard on the soundtrack to the film, Gracie, playing a song called Bad Intensions (not the Dr Dre song, one assumes?). The film, set in 1978, sounds like a Gregory’s Girl/Bend It Like Beckham teenage girl plays footie type thing...trumpet player Malcolm McNab, who toured with both Grand & Petit Wazoos, released his first solo album last year, entitled Exquisite - The Artistry of Malcolm McNab, which includes a cover of The Be-Bop Tango featuring (among others), Earle Dumler on bass oboe, Bruce Fowler on trombone, Ruth Underwood on marimba and Vinnie Colaiuta on drums...okay, this didn’t make it onto my CD, but this entry into WFMU’s Sixty Second Song Remix contest is well worth a listen: http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/KF/2007/01/one/General_Assembly_-_Idiot_Son.mp3...spiffing news from Mike Keneally: Vai Piano Reductions Vol. 2 is underway. “We’ve settled on a list of songs for me to tackle and I’ve started work on arranging Love Secrets for solo piano. Wicked.” Indeed. If you haven’t got the first volume, what you waiting for, godammit?...

 

 

...and finally, Esther...

 

…here’s ZPZ’s Scheila Gonzalez at the Shepherd’s Boosh Empire on 14 June 2009. Click her to see more…

 

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